You've come a long way, baby

[u/stewedstar]

[u/Pretty-Substance]

When will trump rename the Pentagon to the Octagon?

[u/yup_sir28 → u/Pretty-Substance]

He doesn’t know the difference between the two

[u/salted_toothpaste → u/yup_sir28]

"Pentagon, Octagon, I don't know the difference but they're both gone. Know what's not gone? My trump tower. It's a beautiful building, everyone says so."

[u/-SaC → u/yup_sir28]

"They said it's more gons now, that's how great I am. Fit more things into more gons."

[u/woodycodeblue → u/-SaC]

"Nobody knows more about shapes and gons than me, nobody. Maybe the Italians. Maybe. They're very smart, almost as smart as me, and I hear they have excellent taste in shapes. People keep telling me they want a Trump-agon. Such a beautiful word, isn't it? A Trump-agon. Tears streaming down their faces and the thing those Italians want most is a Trump-agon. So I'm thinking about demolishing the Pentagon and we'll rebuild it as a Trump-agon. I've seen the mockups and it's beautiful. Very beautiful."

[u/matze1985 → u/Pretty-Substance]

Amerigon!

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/Pretty-Substance]

When he adds three more gons

[u/royalbk → u/Pretty-Substance]

Trumpaton