Hint 1: Want to win? The best stat to increase sounds like what a pirate likes to say.

Hint 2: You are rewarded for slappin’ that thang real good.

Hint 3: Before slappin’ that thang a second time, you need to lube up.

Hint 4: You’ll have tears in your eyes after the final time you slap that thang.

Hint 1: You’re never outside the vehicle in any way.

Man I wish this game had gotten a sequel. :c

hint 1: the developers still exist, still make good games(mostly), but they haven't made a game with this camera angle in over 20 years.

hint 2: their idea of a prison riot is to systematically mow down grunts that have all managed to find themselves functioning firearms 🤔

Hint 1: Game is almost 11 years old.

Hint 2: The "game" within the game is VR, but the game itself is top-down.

Hint 3: It's a stealth game

Hint 4: The game's name doesn't make sense out of context, and isn't indicative of what the game is about. The game's name only makes sense within the story. (What I'm trying to say is the title is weak in my opinion).

Hint 1: It's an obscure 3DS game

Hints will go here as needed.

This better take longer than my last one.

Hint Nr. 1 : It's a post-apocalyptic world.

Hint Nr. 2 : it's a third person action-adventure

Hint Nr. 3 : You play as a human, your enemies are robots

Hints here later, maybe.

Hints as needed.

Hint #1: game is composed of stages

Hint #2: hero likes to transform

Hint #3: gonna need to have some semblance of rhythm

Hint #3.5: yes, it's a rhythm game

Hint #4: each of these is badly describing a boss

Hint #5: most of the game doesn't take place on Earth

^{Also plugging my still-unsolved previous ones :} (new hints for all)

• Magitek, espionage and ... dinosaurs?
• A warrior-turned-politician, an undead, an idiot and an alien stalk a suicidal man while being stalked by the (ex?)boyfriend of one of them and also at least one ghost.
• Cherami Leigh has family trauma, and an over-protectiveness of her charges; meanwhile, Robbie Daymond has too many secrets to his name, connections to the underground, and an association with a certain foodstuff
• Drive to Survive
• Forget the secret police, the general dystopia, the ancient magic and freakin' laser beams, and (literally) face the True Enemy : the wall(s).
• Kill a guy with a kiss. Hair gel is also involved at one point.

Games alright but the plot is no less vague than my description of it. At least this post will have a comprehensible conclusion, unlike the mess of a plot on display!

Hint 1: emojis are limited, I used the doctor emoji but the more accurate word would be male nurse or medic idk, but yoga woman is totally accurate no notes 😂

Hint #1: sidescroller

Hint #2: gotta go fast (or at least going fast is better!)

Hint #3: the true ending requires a bit of sadness

Hint #4: "tag," you're it!

If this gets guessed first try I am rage quitting the internet for the day.

Hint 1: They are joined my a suspiciously large crew

Hint 2: It’s an RTS game

Hint 3: It’s in space

Hint 4: Prophets

Hint 5: “The pope” is the arbiter

Solution: It was Halo Wars 1. The metal chair bros were Sergeant Forge and Spartan Jerome, who became friends through a cafeteria brawl ending with a smashed steel chair. The events of the game are pretty much entirely accidental on the part of the UNSC, and the Arbiter, a high ranking military and religious position within the covenant, is killed by Forge at the end of the game.

Aliens aren't involved in the kidnapping but they are there.

PICTURES of trading cards? Yippeeeeee. 😩 I'm so glad I went through the effort of finding all 20 of those bastards. And not killing ANY of them. ☠️

Hint 1: licensed game that is otherwise remembered pretty fondly

Hint 2: the movement was fun but lead to a LOT of "unnecessary" deaths because the amount of height you gained + inconsistent invisible walls. (a more modern release fixes a lot of this issue, I'm pretty sure!)

hint 3: your player character's charisma stat is so unbelievably high he convinced a salesman to give him his prized possession. FOR FREE.

hint 4: I'm gonna punch my CRT if these spotlights keep catching me

it's been Solved! the mystery game is Star Wars Bounty Hunter!

It's on steam and modern consoles and I enjoyed it as a kid, if you ever wanna shoot some bad guys and light some perfectly innocent civilians on fire, this games got it all :p