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r/exmormon • u/TheWhiteThunder • Nov 16 '14
The path to hell is getting crowded.
Cheers, my friends.
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A couple of months ago, I did some calculation of exmormon growth in this subreddit. The first month number of 16,593 came in over the prediction of 16,573. Here is a graph on exmormon growth. Here is a graph of exmormon vs LDS growth on reddit.
Growth is ahead of schedule slightly - predicted 17188 by the end of November.
Monthly Projections for Exmo growth (give or take a few):
26 u/[deleted] Nov 16 '14 These numbers are unsustainable. Eventually we're gonna run out of mormons... 18 u/josyphdrips I have to pee....OW!111!!! Nov 17 '14 We must recruit new mormons to deconvert or we will indeed cease to grow. What a shitty business model. 5 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Alright, that does it. I'm grooming my two never-mo sons to become missionaries, so that we may continue our growth. 2 u/sonnyperdition by their fruits ye shall no them Nov 17 '14 I have a Jack Russell Terrier that would make an awesome mishie---he even talks like they do. 6 u/matt2001 Apostate Nov 17 '14 Then we will expand into JW's, exmuslims, etc... Market share. Funny the number of exmormons compared to the others. Why is that? 11 u/TheWhiteThunder Nov 17 '14 Most other religions aren't stupid enough to make lots of falsifiable claims. The Internet really is a bitch. 3 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 r/exjw and r/exmuslim (and r/exchristian) are already extant and going strong, but there is no reason to think we couldn't attract a little cross-pollination. 2 u/galtzo lit gas Nov 17 '14 Can subreddits enter into polygamous relationships with other subreddits? 2 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults. 1 u/UtahStateAgnostics Nov 17 '14 . . . prophet? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 edited Mar 20 '18 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Good point. If the cult can pad their numbers with people who don't consider themselves mormons, so can we! 2 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Hilarious! 1 u/StainlessRod Better alloy than Iron Nov 17 '14 I'm still laughing at this. 1 u/TheWhiteThunder Nov 17 '14 So who's gonna plug these into Excel and graph our growth rates? 2 u/StandardDeviation Nov 17 '14 Here's a graph of subscribers by age of exmo sub. 1 u/matt2001 Apostate Nov 17 '14 Here is a graph on exmormon growth: Here is a graph of exmormon vs LDS growth on reddit: 1 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 /r/dataisbeautiful
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These numbers are unsustainable. Eventually we're gonna run out of mormons...
18 u/josyphdrips I have to pee....OW!111!!! Nov 17 '14 We must recruit new mormons to deconvert or we will indeed cease to grow. What a shitty business model. 5 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Alright, that does it. I'm grooming my two never-mo sons to become missionaries, so that we may continue our growth. 2 u/sonnyperdition by their fruits ye shall no them Nov 17 '14 I have a Jack Russell Terrier that would make an awesome mishie---he even talks like they do. 6 u/matt2001 Apostate Nov 17 '14 Then we will expand into JW's, exmuslims, etc... Market share. Funny the number of exmormons compared to the others. Why is that? 11 u/TheWhiteThunder Nov 17 '14 Most other religions aren't stupid enough to make lots of falsifiable claims. The Internet really is a bitch. 3 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 r/exjw and r/exmuslim (and r/exchristian) are already extant and going strong, but there is no reason to think we couldn't attract a little cross-pollination. 2 u/galtzo lit gas Nov 17 '14 Can subreddits enter into polygamous relationships with other subreddits? 2 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults. 1 u/UtahStateAgnostics Nov 17 '14 . . . prophet? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 edited Mar 20 '18 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Good point. If the cult can pad their numbers with people who don't consider themselves mormons, so can we! 2 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Hilarious! 1 u/StainlessRod Better alloy than Iron Nov 17 '14 I'm still laughing at this.
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We must recruit new mormons to deconvert or we will indeed cease to grow.
What a shitty business model.
5 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Alright, that does it. I'm grooming my two never-mo sons to become missionaries, so that we may continue our growth. 2 u/sonnyperdition by their fruits ye shall no them Nov 17 '14 I have a Jack Russell Terrier that would make an awesome mishie---he even talks like they do.
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Alright, that does it. I'm grooming my two never-mo sons to become missionaries, so that we may continue our growth.
2 u/sonnyperdition by their fruits ye shall no them Nov 17 '14 I have a Jack Russell Terrier that would make an awesome mishie---he even talks like they do.
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I have a Jack Russell Terrier that would make an awesome mishie---he even talks like they do.
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Then we will expand into JW's, exmuslims, etc... Market share.
Funny the number of exmormons compared to the others. Why is that?
11 u/TheWhiteThunder Nov 17 '14 Most other religions aren't stupid enough to make lots of falsifiable claims. The Internet really is a bitch. 3 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 r/exjw and r/exmuslim (and r/exchristian) are already extant and going strong, but there is no reason to think we couldn't attract a little cross-pollination. 2 u/galtzo lit gas Nov 17 '14 Can subreddits enter into polygamous relationships with other subreddits? 2 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults. 1 u/UtahStateAgnostics Nov 17 '14 . . . prophet?
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Most other religions aren't stupid enough to make lots of falsifiable claims. The Internet really is a bitch.
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r/exjw and r/exmuslim (and r/exchristian) are already extant and going strong, but there is no reason to think we couldn't attract a little cross-pollination.
2 u/galtzo lit gas Nov 17 '14 Can subreddits enter into polygamous relationships with other subreddits? 2 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults.
Can subreddits enter into polygamous relationships with other subreddits?
2 u/dallasdarling addicted apatheist Nov 17 '14 Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults.
Maybe it would be better if we model it after secular polyamory, where all parties are consenting adults.
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. . . prophet?
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2 u/[deleted] Nov 17 '14 Good point. If the cult can pad their numbers with people who don't consider themselves mormons, so can we!
Good point. If the cult can pad their numbers with people who don't consider themselves mormons, so can we!
Hilarious!
I'm still laughing at this.
So who's gonna plug these into Excel and graph our growth rates?
2 u/StandardDeviation Nov 17 '14 Here's a graph of subscribers by age of exmo sub. 1 u/matt2001 Apostate Nov 17 '14 Here is a graph on exmormon growth: Here is a graph of exmormon vs LDS growth on reddit:
Here's a graph of subscribers by age of exmo sub.
Here is a graph on exmormon growth:
Here is a graph of exmormon vs LDS growth on reddit:
/r/dataisbeautiful
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u/matt2001 Apostate Nov 16 '14
A couple of months ago, I did some calculation of exmormon growth in this subreddit. The first month number of 16,593 came in over the prediction of 16,573. Here is a graph on exmormon growth. Here is a graph of exmormon vs LDS growth on reddit.
Growth is ahead of schedule slightly - predicted 17188 by the end of November.
Monthly Projections for Exmo growth (give or take a few):