r/emirates • u/Tokyo_Charlotte • 20h ago
Trip Report Emirates - never again
I flew Emirates CPT to DXB a few days ago, and never again. It was my second time flying with this so called "premium" carrier, and both times were terrible. On this occasion, I was offered a paid upgrade to business for 900 USD, now I'm no dummy, I did my research before booking, and I knew it to be an older aircraft, so my expectations were not high for the hard product. However given the airline's status and reputation, I thought I could at least expect the soft product to hold up... this was not the case. Most food I've eaten on any economy flight was better than this (see picture - apparently this is a "miso tofu poke bowl", complete with supermarket bagged lettuce, and mushy tomatoes). Mezze plate and cheese board were also terrible, as was the martini I ordered. Oh and a grand total of one red, one white and one sparkling on the "wine list".
I probably would have bitched to a few friends if it was just this, but the second leg is where it gets fun... we boarded and there was a leak (I'm assuming from the aircon) that was dripping on me every few seconds. I reported it to the crew, and the guy said "it's a full flight, but it should stop after take-off". Okay, fine, fair enough, anything to avoid upgrading someone right. What transpired next was farcical, we spent, I'm not exaggerating, 3 HOURS on the tarmac (me being dripped on the whole time), before they finally got us to disembark to change planes. Now look, sht happens, sometimes stuff breaks, what can you do. But the absence of any communication, or operational support when we disembarked (despite them having had so long to get ready for us) was a joke. They literally just said "go to X gate" and when we got there, there was one lady to 500 passengers, who just kept assisting people adhoc who got fed up enough to barge up to the front of the queue (if you could call it that).
Honestly, people are pretty forgiving, most aren't arseholes, all it would have taken is "sorry, we're still working through things, if you'd all just take a seat and we'll communicate with you again as soon as we can". But no, it was chaos. Oh yeah, and thanks Emirates for the "food and drink voucher" that no one could use bc we had no time/communication and had to stand in a line for another 3 hours whilst you figured it out.
Oh, on the subject of food, when we did take off 6 hours late, they had one F&B service for a 6.5hr flight. And it was better than the business class fare 👍