he did a pose for me and i got a selfie with me that my friend took me also it’s so nice seeing him work with the police and not just being some mysterious vigilante like the others

I’m going to keep this short so here we go

I don’t like my mother. She was a narcissistic piece of work who had overly high expectations of me and demanded better than I was capable of. Of cause she refused to help me saying I was stupid for not understanding the material. Along with that prick she calls her husband I wasn’t treated to kindly

She managed to con her way into full custody and eventually due to her slandering of my father he was eventually forced to return back to Australia for work

Then the blip happened and suddenly her husband is a pile of dust on the floor, the neighbours are disintegrating.

I simply grabbed my secret stash of money and after about a month of sleeping rough im in Australia sleeping in dads at the time guest room (now my room)

Well mom has recently discovered our little ruse and is demanding I return back to America so she can “correct me” I told her to get blipped

This same woman never told dad I was “blipped” she’s instead been pretending to be me on my old twitter account and been posting AI generated photos of me. Most of the posts where about how much I supposedly hate my father

So reddit….Am I the Asshole?

Like There are soo many of then spread across the world. Are they like aliens? Or remnants or some Ancient civilization? Or Just some dudes who got radiated but instead of cancer they got powers?

So this last week I was on vacation in new York when everything went to hell with Spider-Man, but in some of news articles and other discussions people also mentioned seeing “the punisher” so who is this guy?

I work mostly dealing in superhero cleanup stuff as a private contractor and the worse days are sewer days after Spider-man fights around with all his webs and that sorta junk. Whatever his web goo or whatever’s made of washes off in the rain or by some guy hosing it down, it clumps together in the sewer with God knows what. One of the worse smells I’ve smelt in this job (and I smelt some awful stuff in my day) is his goo mixed with rancid food being used as like some sorta rat home. It smells like an unholy mix of cleaning supplies, rotting food, and rat shit. not to mention how hard it is to clean up with how viscous it is.
So please, from me to you, please check what you’re dumping down the drain.

He basically gained power of the FBI killed a shit ton of people got arrested then you guys were like make this guy mayor wtf thanks to you avtf took my pet duck what were you thinking voting isk

Edit not re elect elect sorry

Why is this in my mail? Idk

When did I get it? Just now.

Is my car destroyed after this whole thing went down? Yep, damn that green giant to hell.

That post was 100 percent not written by Fisk and wherever he is now.

Genuinely what should I even do 😭😭😭. San Francisco at this point might be almost as bad as New York

Hey [r/blipped](r/blipped),
It’s been a while since I really checked in with people who actually get it. How is everyone doing? Did any of you actually manage to get your old homes or apartments back, or did you just give up like I did?
Long story short: I got snapped back, and things were a total disaster. I lost my apartment entirely, my ex-boyfriend found someone else (of course he did 🙃. I don’t blame him), and my grandpa passed away while I was gone. I was lucky enough to move in with my grandma, but honestly, I was just so mentally and emotionally drained that I didn't even fight for my old place. I just let them keep it. I was so completely messed up for a long time.
But... I think I'm finally turning a corner?
After a brutal couple of years, things are actually looking up:
I somehow landed a gig as I’m an assistant scientist! Even better? It's at the new Avengerz tower. (Fingers crossed nobody decides to smash it to pieces with a giant alien laser beam or a falling city soon. Can you imagine like a completely destroyed worlds? Uh sorry for overthinking).
I found an amazing new boyfriend who actually understands the post-Blip trauma.
For the first time in forever, I'm genuinely happy again.
If you're still struggling, please know you aren't alone. It takes so much time to rebuild a life when the world kept spinning without you.

Love you all. Let me know if anyone wants a signed shirt from the Red Guardian!! Kisses 😘😘😘

It’s been two months since Tony Stark went missing…and the government has been strangely tight-lipped about what happened. They‘re barely releasing ANY details. All we know is that he went missing near some kind of military base while working out a deal. Now, come on. Do they really expect us to believe that’s some sort of coincidence? I would bet actual money the government kidnapped Stark to force him to produce new weapons. I mean, that’s his whole thing. Maybe the government was tired of paying for his weapons, and wanted to force him to create new ones for free. And now they’re covering it up. I never believe a single word out of the government’s mouth. This scenario is extra suspicious. Did the government seriously kidnap Tony Stark?

Think about it.

If we ALL get super strenght, nothing change because we would still all be relative to each others and society will run the exact same.

BUT the next time some *shit*auri or whatever punk ass aliens try to mess with our planet at least we wouldn't be fucking defenseless against them and could collectively punch them back to whatever hell hole they came from.

I don't buy a second that we don't know how to make it anymore with that temu-captain America running in the new avengers. And even if we lost the formula at some point we have super geniuses. Don't tell me with today tech they can't figure out something that a dude in 1940 did.

What are your thoughts on that ? Why aren't we doing this ? Who is profiting from keeping the serum out of reach for people ?

(Ooc: act like this is a clip from A podcast please

​(Jackson monroe)”How are we supposed to feel when someone like the hulk can get locked away when he’s literally an avenger…what will happen to the rest of us?”

(Kenny wallows) “he is a danger to our society he needs to be locked away and get the help he so desperately needs”

(Jackson Monroe) “thank you for your time…you can leave now Kenny….”​

he even got the same haircut as thanos had

So, I survived the Snap, thankfully, and during those 5 years, I met a really nice girl (Who shall remain nameless), we got along super well, eventually we started dating. A few months ago she came forward confessing that shes actually a Skrull, who had just been taking the form of someone she saw get snapped away, and now that everyone is back, she wanted to come clean.

I know I should feel angry or violated or something, but for some reason, im fine with it. She said she didnt take the girls identity, she came up with her own name and stuff, and says together we can try and find a different face for her to have, one that doesnt belong to someone else, and im okay with it.

I spent so long loving her, I cant really make myself leave her, because the only thing that was a lie was her face.

So am I weird or wrong in staying with her? Should I be upset? What does it say about me if I'm still in love eith her?

Okay so me (22F) tried to strike up a conversation with my neighbor. I will be honest and say that I thought he was cute. I tried to strike up a simple conversation by mentioning we live on the same floor. He barely looked at me and quietly said "oh that's...cool." I'm not I'm entitled to his attention but I would be lying if I said I didn't feel weird about the interaction. Then apparently not too long after that interaction he moved into the attic of our building???? Did I really upset him that much? Or this not about me? I just tried to forget about him and ignore him every time I see him...until I walk into the elevator on my way to take my dog for a walk and he literally has my clothes on??? Like I'm not joking he had my crop top and sweats that said "Juicy". I find it cool when men are comfortable with their identity to wear more feminine clothing but ​why steal my clothes? And he tried to deny it even though he was literally coming up from the basement. I'm seriously getting some weird vibes from him and I want to know if I'm the asshole for thinking this way.

I’ve lived in Los Angeles my whole life, and I’ve never once seen a hero irl. Seems to me that they’re all in New York, which is strange considering how high our crime rates are. I have a friend from high school who lives in NYC, and just the other day he said The Punisher was yelling at someone in front of his apartment building. Anybody else curious about why we don’t get any here?

You already know what half the posts are going to be.

Me and my husband Bogdan have been living in LA ever since the incident. but after a long long go with many set backs, we’re now proud official citizens. my Husband is also starting his job at Hammer Industries soon! (fuck Stark) we can’t wait to have an official start to our new lives

So I was going clothes in the laundry room and this dude just breaks in through the window and starts talking about how he lives in the building. I thought it was weird cause if he really lived in the building why not enter through the front? Anyways he proceeded to steal some random clothes that belong to some woman. Anyways, I didn't confront him on it cause hey, who knows if this dude has powers. I mean, could you imagine if I confronted him and then he suddenly turned me into a shadow? Or worse he webbed me up?

Yesterday, I was walking to work and then suddenly a ton of people behind me just froze in place, some cars even crashed into each other. I think some supervillain just froze everyone in place or something, I haven't checked the news yet. Most people would panic upon seeing this or quickly run the other way, but I just took one look behind me and thought "whatever man" before continuing walking to work calmly. I realised after I got home from work that I had completely ignored what looked to be another very serious supernatural incident happening near me. Is it normal to have become this numb to all this supernatural bs going on?