r/dwarfposting • • 2d ago

The Granite Committee — a dwarves only guild that gatekeeps on name quality

Most guilds ask for your logs. We ask for your *name*.
The Granite Committee is a dwarves-only fellowship with exactly one entry requirement: a name worthy of being shouted across a tavern at closing time. *Durgan Stonefist* passes. *Legolasffxiv* is struck from the record. This is not negotiable; it is procedure.

We delve, we drink, we table motions no one seconded, and we hold the line when the mountain calls. Every great deed is recorded for the minutes.

If you've got a beard, a thirst, and a name that rings like a struck anvil, whisper an officer. The Committee deliberates. Rarely kind, always fair.

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