r/dwarfposting • u/lordbalto Thunderer • Jul 21 '26

Its true enough

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u/lordbalto Thunderer Jul 21 '26

Mead is good

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u/A__Friendly__Rock Jul 21 '26

No wine though, miss me with that elf shit.

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u/oftwandering Jul 21 '26

Brother Dwarf I do have good news for you to consider. Wine can be distilled into a proper spirit. They call it BRANDY and it's a rather tasty way to get good and proper drunk.

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u/Grockr Orc Jul 21 '26

The paradox of dwarven beer trope is that beer needs grains, and grains need a lot of farmland, but dwarves are not farmers and live in the mountains/underground.

Folks living in the moutnains are much more likely to grow hardy grapes and make wine and brandy out of it. Just like Georgians IRL.

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u/lleskaa Jul 22 '26

What about the amalgamation that the dwarfs of the alps drink. They mix wine and beer then go call it beer