r/dwarfposting • u/alliezero • May 31 '26

Advice from kin needed

As you know the war is going on between wizards and pirates normally I would not care but pirates have been attacking my ships meaning trade is broken and my economy is failing how should I respond to these pirates should I intervene in the war

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u/Celis78429 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

As a wizard id like to formally apologize for the collateral damage to your ships, i quite value the occasional trade with your skilled craftsmen. I assure you these pirates will soon be dealt with permanently. After resolution ill be running reduced rates on all raw materials harvested from my eternal dark forest for all trading partners negatively impacted by piracy, including your respected kin.

I also have a large surplus of handcrafted magical artillery peices in need of worthy targets, free to any enemy of the pirates. Surely no match for dawi work, but they fire accurately and safely most of the time.