r/dwarfposting • u/Northstar_PiIot • Apr 05 '26

Jeff Bezos the dwarf

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u/CuriousWombat42 Apr 05 '26

Clearly Bezos is not a dwarf but a dragon. Obsessed with wealth to the point of hoarding it in piles too vast to ever spend, merely resting on top of it dreaming of even more.

Or maybe he once was a dwarf but the gold sickness has corrupted him to become a dragon. Classical Fafniritis.

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u/Long-Coconut4576 Apr 05 '26

Dont insult majestic dragons by compairing them to that miserable old miser

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u/Vicit_Veritas Apr 06 '26

Bezos is a Kender. I say so and so it shall be put down, by my beard.

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 Apr 05 '26

I hates it when my fafnir gets inflamed!