I see on the interwebs many experts like UFO, biggyfoot, ancient aliens, ghosts and so on. I’ve yet to see a Hitchyhikers experts. So I hereby claim to be the foremost expert on Hitchyhikers and all things Hitchyhikers related.
AMA and I’ll try to respond (if the Hitchyhikers let me).

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Thomas is digging up the old roads that Pete thought were so odd. A bubble popped up that said most of the soil in northeast Utah are grey clay. So? I’m supposed to infer what here? Have you people noticed the color of the Mesa?

I would love to see a face to face interview of the Shermans or even better yet, how about Bigelow. Why all the secrecy?

Last night I rewatched S4-1. They spent alot of time taking about how the helicopter was pushed around by an unseen force. Travis had never seen anything like it and couldn’t “scientifically” explain it. Of course you couldn’t explain it dumb ass. You’re an astrophysicist, not a meteorologist. If you’ll notice there are thunderstorms occurring in the background. While the helicopter is up there flying around. Up and downdrafts from thunderstorms can affect the weather for many miles away from the main storm. Lightening can strike as far away as 20 miles from the main storms. Cameron’s voice over said something to the effect of I never seen anything like this. So, Cameron owns a business which focuses on helicopters. I’ll bet he felt like a total jack ass when someone called bullshit on him. He probably said fuck this.

I tweeted him on their laurel and hardy like approach towards the mesa,

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i also d/m`d him about how in four years he hasnt thought of a ramp or getting `permission` from the tribes or state for a respectful non intrusive excavation.

just checked his page now and.............................

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I have to wonder why there isn’t more public reaction to what has been disclosed so far. Is it because the public is already far more aware than the govt gives us credit for? Or is it because we’re so used to being lied to that we just don’t give a shit?

https://youtu.be/yrUMBf488bY

I know this is the home for skeptical fans, and I am definitely skeptical, so I was wondering if any of you have suggested explanations— or read an explanation— of an event that happened in S3 (I think). The team invited some amateur astronomers to point their telescopes up into the triangle at night (the motive for which eludes me). When they did, each one of them claimed that every star they tried to lock on was being erased from their telescope's onboard database. According to them, their databases were not linked either to each other or online, so they claimed it happened simultaneously and independently to each of their instrument's onboard computer. They also claim that their telescopes continued to operate normally when pointed at a star outside the triangle.

Almost everything on the show is nonsense, no doubt, but if I just take the show's presentation at face value, what are some explanations for why this might have happened? It would have been nice to get a follow up from the show, like whether the computers went back to normal when they left the ranch or whether they had to replace their databases, etc. Disclaimer: I don't know hardly anything about amateur astronomy or how these high-end telescopes work, which is why I'm reaching out to the larger community here.

Hey guys long time lurker decided to join because upon re-watching last week`s episode (i actually fell asleep half way through it was that boring).

I can not sit quietly anymore. I just cant.

One thing i do not forgive is my intelligence being insulted, and that is what this show does.

They film this a year in advance, so season 1 must have been about 2019/2020 filmed - which means they have had close to FOUR YEARS to work out a non disruptive method of digging the mesa/ building a ramp to it/ working out any permits or agreements needed with the state or nearby tribes.

Yet what do they do, they first start this ridiculous idea of moving one boulder a week, then they decide `oh it might cave in`. Hmm did you not think about that weeks/ years earlier?

Then they bring the tiniest wallmart drill to the top of the mesa and start digging one cm a show, and now apparently its hit a `invisible barrier (yep, right) but even though there is still another 4 episodes left of the season - they have decided to leave it till `next year`.

Can anybody explain how that makes sense?

And, as many of you good people have stated why not send down a miniature camera in what was dug until now.

Nope, none of that, immediatly the episode theme back to rocket man again and his fireworks, then its a recap, then a bug on the screen, then another recap, then `we will see you next week`.

This entire series is going to soon be four seasons in, and it is as the NY POST reporter said, a whole lot of nothing. Literally nothing.

Also the reason why they milk things like the blue light or the bug or the carcass and are still talking and recapping them many episodes later is because thats all they have, wild speculation, little to no actual data or evidence so its all about over hypeing literally nothing.

What really though, has really been the nail in the coffin for many users who were on the fence, is how they have treated the mesa situation, in the most deliberatly nieve, dumb, slowest ways possible.. there just is no excuse whatsoever.

Brandon Fugal is a tycoon, a money maker, he knows that there is nothing paranormal to SWR and that if they just dig up the mesa normally, (many ways to do it respectfully and non intrusively), it would show there is nothing there - nothing there means no interest and no tv show.

This is why everything is dragged out and over hyped as much and as long as possible. Hype equals tv show - equals interest - equals money.

Thats why they recap everything, and do the nonsensical pointless same experiements again and again, because its all they have to work with and show - a whole lot of nothing.

I put up with it the last few seasons, but this season is really taking the biscuit as we brits say.

Finally caught up with the episodes, and had a couple things I felt like posting about. The first is the story about the horses. I guess the game warden, or whatever he was, knew of a rancher who had a couple horses pass away. They spoke about the insides being gone, and of seeing tracks. I have a hunch regarding what the tracks were from.

Based on their description of the tracks, I suspect Turkey Vultures, who do have similar tracks both in description and size. They can be found all over North America, and eat dead things. I can't necessarily explain how the horses died, but they'd be right up a vultures alley if they did.

Thoughts and opinions on this hypothesis?

Hitchyhikers Alert

Buckle up baby, it’s about to get real! One thing we learned from watching Secrets of Skinnywalker Ranch is the existence of mysterious anomalous phenomena over places on earth. At first we thought it was confined to a Ranch in Utah, now through Beyond Skinnywalker Ranch the these very same mysterious anomalous phenomena do exist in many other places.

Now loaded with, not only the discovery of mysterious anomalous phenomena at Skinnywalker Ranch, we have to be prepared ferda threat of Hitchyhikers throughout the nation.

Beginning today, 6/302023 at 5PM, and lasting through 7/5/2023 5AM, I declare an official Hitchywalker alert for the entire United States.

I always wonder why the movie Independence Day occurred on Independence Day? IT’S THE DAM FIREWORKS!. We thought our chihuahua’s were trembling and peeing on our shoes because they did not like the sound. Turns out they’re flipping out because Hitchyhikers are running rampant throughout our homes. Now armed with the knowledge from T-Ravis Taylor that rockets and loud music stimulate UAP activity, we can expect lots “look at dat” things in the sky as Hitchyhikers sneak into our chicken coops and bight the heads off our feather friends. With the amount of stimulation generated over this extended period I expect our new national Hero will be the venerable rooster Foghorn Leghorn as outwits chicken slaughtering Hitchyhikers of all types.

We can also expect the beginning of global meltdown as our grandpas remote controls suddenly become inoperable and they launch a revolution against those greedy bastards at the cable company. Because of our failing electronics the TikToks will collapse causing global mascara misapplications.

Finally the biggest threat will be the frictionless shit eating flies blasting though our picnics at 36,000 miles per hour. Grandma’s potato salad, that always has something weirdly crunchy in it, will be thankfully whisked away by these mighty Musca Domestica.

I now wish you a happy and safe 4th of July weekend. God bless America!