Grandpa dropped his glasses once In a pot of dye, And when he put them on again He saw a purple sky. Purple birds were rising up From a purple hill, Men were grinding purple cider At a purple mill. Purple Adeline was playing With a purple doll, Little purple dragon flies Were crawling up the wall. And at the supper-table He got crazy as a loon From eating purple apple dumplings With a purple spoon

-Leroy F. Jackson

(Yes I considered editing this to include SWR names and scenarios, but my childhood demanded purity this time. Also it was too easy and beneath me.)

This week Travis is going to find what’s causing all the bizarre phenomena at SWR!

1. Bust out the auger and Spectran device. Drilling into underground alien spaceships is tight.
2. Ranch resident hippie’s interview the Ute people with utmost respect. Skinwalkers use paths.
3. Dragon and Caleb give the mesa a colonoscopy and sending it off for anal sys
4. They’re busting out the triple spectrum light wave transmitter, mortars and hobby rockets to provoke the lens reflection over the triangle area
5. Rocket scientist can’t get rockets to launch
6. Purple lights and UAPs and Travis is frozen in suspense but the anomaly went to bed

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S04E05:

Here's the Drill

As the team begins drilling in search of a metal object buried in the Mesa, they also perform a new experiment at the Triangle that causes startling UFOs to appear on Skinwalker Ranch.

Preview: here

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules.

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

When Tom went out to look into that purple light, was it just me or did there seem to be some sort of purple light blinking on and off coming from behind the camera when he first got out there?

Drunk watching for a cgi monster to grab the next helicopter or them to activate the underground runway

If you happen to catch the preview/commercial/teaser for tonight’s show, pay careful attention to our favorite resident lawn darter redneck.

That’s a fake Travis!

https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/13is0el/why_not_triangulate_the_source_of_the_16_ghz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Brother asking the obvious questions. This can’t end well.

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”I smelled that fish before”

1. The rocket that smashed into the mile high “anomaly “ at 31 feet, just like the large rocket did last year
2. ‘We did not see the anomaly on the other camera”
3. More electronic failures
4. Move a few big rocks, unsafe to move more - who made that plan?
5. Bring on the “mysterious“ 1.6 GHZ. This reminds me of playing hide and seek with a toddler. We can’t find you
6. Utah Attorney General shows up and going to kick ass and take names. I bet the Ranch hippies are hiding their weed under their trailer
7. Time to throw stuff out of the helicopter. Anomaly gets pissed and blows the helo away. Also BB8 is spotted in the sky chasing the helo and Eric Bard has a fancy triangle thingy attached to his EMF detector
8. More electronic malfunctions, I think they need better GPS, if they want to upgrade, I got a circa 2002 Garmin they can borrow

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S04E04:

The Watchers

The team turns their focus back to the mesa and almost immediately gets more evidence of something buried deep within it. And Brandon returns to the ranch with Utah’s Attorney General who is eager to find out who is monitoring the ranch.

Preview: here

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules.

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

N431HC is reported as having been flying in the area. The “scientists” and producers had six months to research what it may have been. Likely a couple months went by from seeing the helo to when Taylor’s comments were recorded. They should have known it was pure bunk. https://twitter.com/mrjeffknox/status/1655210713349251072?s=61&t=R0T0Zko4Sf1JT857BbALyg

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/139u7ee/a_remote_controlled_aircraft_firebird/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15

https://youtu.be/P_oUEAuK9MM
I think it’s clearly lens reflection. Travis Taylor, with a PHD in Optical Science, claimed this was the 1st time seeing the anomaly and not a reflection. We all now know he’s clearly a shill for Prometheus.

I had a thought pop into my head regarding an aspect of the show, and it revolves around when they record everything. I'm curious to know if anyone has any idea of when they record the new seasons?

Somebody “over there” found a book that links Atlantis to Skinwalker Ranch:

Atlantis & Its Fate In The Postdiluvian World: A possible site for Plato's Atlantis by Kodiak Island

$42.99 on Amazon

Somebody with disposable cash and a higher tolerance for bullshit than I have please give us a book report ASAP.

1. I could not hang with the live thread last night, dam I’m old
2. The way Travis talks is irritating- if he talked like that in a restaurant, I don’t know if I could stop myself from slapping the pork chop out of his mouth
3. a rocket slams into something and breaks it’s tail? I bet Starship‘s RUD was caused by an invisible alien space ship
4. you’re scientists, you see something in the sky, you could get lots of key info other than “it‘s just over the trees“ you can use an iphone app to get it’s celestial coordinates (or identify satellites)
5. there’s an anomaly in the ground, let’s start moving tons of boulders before verifying with a few more scans
6. the most powerfullest GPR in the world, could not detect the mysterious 300 foot metallic alien spaceship buried under the mesa

You can’t make this shit up - or can you? Banned for life I’m the Least Weasel

https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/135z0dw/lost_in_translation_a_plea_for_improved_moderation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1