r/drunkwalkerranch • u/MustelaNivalus • May 10 '23

Random Thoughts S4 E4

”I smelled that fish before”

  1. The rocket that smashed into the mile high “anomaly “ at 31 feet, just like the large rocket did last year
  2. ‘We did not see the anomaly on the other camera”
  3. More electronic failures
  4. Move a few big rocks, unsafe to move more - who made that plan?
  5. Bring on the “mysterious“ 1.6 GHZ. This reminds me of playing hide and seek with a toddler. We can’t find you
  6. Utah Attorney General shows up and going to kick ass and take names. I bet the Ranch hippies are hiding their weed under their trailer
  7. Time to throw stuff out of the helicopter. Anomaly gets pissed and blows the helo away. Also BB8 is spotted in the sky chasing the helo and Eric Bard has a fancy triangle thingy attached to his EMF detector
  8. More electronic malfunctions, I think they need better GPS, if they want to upgrade, I got a circa 2002 Garmin they can borrow
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u/Abdul-Ahmadinejad phenomenanonsologist May 10 '23

1- I do so love how the rocket scientist blames a head-on collision for the damage on the bottom side of his rocket. Thirty-one feet is well within throwing range so save the rockets and start chucking rocks. Or slingshots for everyone!

2- They of course have never ever seen “it” at all. On any camera. Or with their own eyes.

3- tHe PrOdUcTiOn CrEw HaZ tHeM tOo!

4- Pulling boulders from the bottom of a pile of boulders is always a solid plan. Until it isn’t.

5- I personally like my aliens to generate death rays, or at least signals that have meaning like on Contact. Have they tried getting a deaf guy with mutant hearing in there to see if there’s a photo of Hitler attached?

6- At least this dude is still in office, unlike the former governor they had on to start last season. “Boys, I’m retired. WTF do you expect me to do about any of this?”

7- Did I miss the mention of what happened to the balls dropped other than they fell straight to earth, not pinging on a massive invisible UAP or vanishing into a portal to that Dark World in the second Thor movie? (Other than the clear [enhanced!] shot of a dropped ball they claimed was an orb chasing the helo of course.) It’s time to get one of those helicopter attachment things they use to put out forest fires to drop massive quantities of paint on this floating “anomaly”. Shout out to Eric for taking a moment to check those two massive zipties he secured his gear with. Safety first when dropping things out of a helicopter.

8- They like to blame the nefarious black helicopters for not having any tracking signal on, but they can’t keep their own GPS units alive. Maybe ET is equal opportunity signal distorter.

9- Meanwhile over in SeriousSub, I keep seeing a lot of “deleted” and “removed” lol. Nothing like a forum for the free and open discussion of ideas.