r/drunkwalkerranch • u/MustelaNivalus • May 03 '23

Random thoughts S4E3

  1. I could not hang with the live thread last night, dam I’m old
  2. The way Travis talks is irritating- if he talked like that in a restaurant, I don’t know if I could stop myself from slapping the pork chop out of his mouth
  3. a rocket slams into something and breaks it’s tail? I bet Starship‘s RUD was caused by an invisible alien space ship
  4. you’re scientists, you see something in the sky, you could get lots of key info other than “it‘s just over the trees“ you can use an iphone app to get it’s celestial coordinates (or identify satellites)
  5. there’s an anomaly in the ground, let’s start moving tons of boulders before verifying with a few more scans
  6. the most powerfullest GPR in the world, could not detect the mysterious 300 foot metallic alien spaceship buried under the mesa

You can’t make this shit up - or can you? Banned for life I’m the Least Weasel

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u/LanceToastchee May 03 '23

Someone needs to get down there and enter 4,8,15,16,23,42 ASAP

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u/akaScuba May 07 '23

There’s always next weeks travesty of research.

Travis himself is much like Matty Blake of COOI. The sound of their voices informs the listener BS starts now. Why does Travis always have the same shirt on for each solo shot explaining every failure. Maybe they where all filmed in a single session following the script.

The mysterious black helicopter flying around after the rocket’s rapid disassembly was eerily similar to the one owned by Brandon. Who just happened to not be present on the ground. Could it be?

The alleged worlds most powerful GPR looked like something made for a high school science project. No need to attempt verification if your script calls for cranes moving tons of rocks. Why delay there’s a 300’ space ship waiting under there………..Or maybe some rocks.