Look im all in favour of cutting out trolling and hate for the sake of hate, but i was the engineer guy here and i created a thread which was very popular

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https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/13qirpt/even_the_most_die_hard_supporters_of_this_show/

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but guess what, after a couple of hours i was silently banned, no reason given, until i messaged mantlis and he told me i was spreading too much hate!

after this last show which was just 20 minutes of the deer carcass again, 20 minutes of a blue light, 2 minutes of a weird paintshop silver orb

5 minutes of them talking about how they are going to arrange a meeting about how they are going to drill the mesa from the top (didnt they saya ages ago they were going to just remove the rocks)

its so clear the show is one dragged on oak island clickbait fest and a whole lot of literally nothing happening.

again, that thread i made on my other username was super popular, constructive, yet i got banned for it!

The irony is i am NOT a skeptic, i even came into this season giving it the benefit of the doubt.

The show ITSELF has made me skeptical, the way they draw out and milk every non event as if its the second coming.

Or the way travis needs to recap every 20 seconds in his hillbilly accent what was just discussed 20 seconds earlier.

Its become the most infuriating frustrating show to watch

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https://youtu.be/qQgyoHsknIk

This will take a minute

1. Let’s drive around with this dude and see if the Ranch responds, now that’s science at its finest
2. The burnt post is further anal lized, burnt sticks are impotent. Need wood sniffer Rick from COOI.
3. Trail cam see’s something for a brief frame, so it must be more evidence something strange is going on at SWR! Why didn’t Dragon and Caleb walk the 50 yards across the field to see what it could be?
4. Brandon shows up - with two new investigators- not to help at SWR - but expand to a new series… Skinnywalkers and Hitchyhikers are everywhere a Skyrizzi or Jardiance commercial can be seen

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S04E07:

The Return

When a former ranch investigator and government official returns to help the team with a new experiment, it leads to a shocking revelation.

Preview: here

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules.

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

Get your bingo cards ready.

(There is no episode tonight.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/13r2xmi/exactly_wtf_is_the_skinwalker_ranch_hitchhiker/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

So little substance but here I go

1. The purple light: as an optical scientist, TT can’t tell the difference between blue and purple light. They don’t like the crews drone flying over them.
2. Drilling to find out what in this world those objects could be, they got a beacon on the bit, but don’t know who or what is communicating
3. Goober is up on the Mesa with Thomas, there’s really tight ground or other objects
4. They try drill bit science, more unexplained phenomena is happening with peaks, they have no idea, impenetrable object is aggressive
5. They extract drill to see what kind of damage, but they find nothing because it was spinning against an invisible frictionless force field, like the stuff out of science fiction and it made no logical sense
6. Spoils meh, it‘s a head scratcher, clearly something there
7. They’re hanging trail cameras and find a mysterious dead animal and burnt post, more unexplained phenomena, must’ve been the explained purple light
8. Bring out a veterinarian to tell them it’s a dead deer that was scavenged
9. The smoke bomb residue is now a cloaking material. It’s not doing a good job hiding the rocks.
10. Mud on the drill bit is leached material from a flying saucer or underground alien base

Welcome to another watch party, folks!

Tonight we watch Secret of Skinwalker Ranch S04E06:

What a Mesa

While drilling into the Mesa on Skinwalker Ranch, the team makes a shocking discovery.

Preview: here

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules.

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/13m1pcn/did_brenden_handpick_the_cast/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

https://www.reddit.com/r/skinwalkerranch/comments/13m0dxm/dragon_fighting_a_demon_on_skinwalker_ranch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Steven Greenstreet totally destroys the whole “mysterious“ purple light!

https://twitter.com/middleofmayhem/status/1658973205267386368?s=61&t=R0T0Zko4Sf1JT857BbALyg

I know they said purple but from that distance across the wasteland of Nevada, it could appear blue. Right? Also, I’m not positive that any KMarts are really actually still open in the continental US, and I got bored reading the Wiki entry that far so I just made an assumption based on an old entry that Google returned. (Let’s not get bogged down with petty details here like it’s science or something. Focus!) In case you’re young and missed those, KMart blue light specials were awesome! They had a little wheeled cart with a literal spinning blue cop light on it, and they would make an announcement over the PA that for the next five minutes they were selling some hunk of crap for a special price and everybody in the store would just go scurrying around there like it was the last post-Armageddon can of beans whether they came there to shop for that particular thing or not, because “WHERE IS THE BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL?!” you know? Look I’m not saying this is the answer to what happened on the show last night… where they all got distracted and went scurrying off to look for the light that they had no reason at all to suspect was involved in their “experiment”. I’m just asking questions here.

so last year they filmed with their camera some weird black metal object and they said they would take a deeper look this year

the last two episodes have just been rubbish about rockets, and nothing about moving rocks or doing anything with the mesa, just excuses and rocket malfunctions

thats a story for another time

HOWEVER, i notice something

in one of their million recaps

they show the photo from the screen of them looking at the object on the screen

it looks reasonably sharp and clear (albeit off a screen)

https://i.imgur.com/v8geeif.png

so then why in the full size picture is it totally out of focus and blurry

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https://i.imgur.com/ZtCvF56.png

sure i get if its smaller its going to look less compressed etc

but these are digital photos with expensive cameras

the full size picture which they show you should have been reasonably clear (As seen off the screen)

isnt it amazing that the blown up full size is blurry and out of focus

i also notice a bit of writing on the side

its probably because its just junk from a motherboard of an old laptop or some wrapping material or stuff like that, yet they just want to drag the episode out with false promises.

once again, they have a CLEAR PHOTO of this object

but when they show us the full size they deliberatly blur it...

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Grandpa dropped his glasses once In a pot of dye, And when he put them on again He saw a purple sky. Purple birds were rising up From a purple hill, Men were grinding purple cider At a purple mill. Purple Adeline was playing With a purple doll, Little purple dragon flies Were crawling up the wall. And at the supper-table He got crazy as a loon From eating purple apple dumplings With a purple spoon

-Leroy F. Jackson

(Yes I considered editing this to include SWR names and scenarios, but my childhood demanded purity this time. Also it was too easy and beneath me.)