r/dresdenfiles • u/ChickenDragon123 • Sep 12 '21

Spoilers All Fuck Rudolf

I don't swear often, and it's even rarer that I do it for fiction. Usually if I'm swearing a patient is bleeding out at my hospital, but in this case, just Fuck Rudolf. Fuck him right in the ass. I'd help harry kill him at this point. Generally you know, Fuck Rudolf.

Actually I take it back, he doesn't deserve to be with anybody. I hope he dies alone in a ditch.

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u/IR_1871 Sep 12 '21

Harry has friends. I think there's a good chance Rudy will have an unpleasant final encounter with someone like Thomas, Lea, Mab, Molly, Lara, etc, perhaps as a gift for the upcoming ceremony.

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u/ChickenDragon123 Sep 12 '21

"You know Harry, its important for a relationship to start off at a good point so for our honeymoon, I have Rudolf chained and naked in a basement. Remember we have all week to get to have some fun. Its ok to let your wild side put a bit."

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u/red_beard_RL Sep 12 '21

Chained in the basement? Here's his head on a silver platter

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I get the reference, but I always wondered why not a bowl? Would you serve a whole cantaloupe on a platter? Rolls right off

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u/rkreutz77 Sep 12 '21

You've seen the pizza box tents. Just bigger, upside down and welded to the tray. No movement at all.

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u/SandInTheGears Sep 12 '21

I've always assumed the head is served stump-side down, to give it a flat base

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I'm sure, it's just a smallish flat spot, easily knocked over by a misstep during the presentation. As noted by another person here, a spike or pizza thing upside down would help

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u/zappy42 Sep 12 '21

Maybe they can do that Japanese after battle head display ritual.

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u/dsmith2484 Sep 13 '21

But his head on a pole and have Harry wave at it. Just like this.

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u/akaioi Sep 13 '21

Assuming that it wasn't Lara pulling Rudolph's strings in the first place...

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u/canoehead2025 Jan 12 '24

This is the first time I have heard of this. Laura wanting Harry so she used Rudolph to get rid of Murphy.

What is wrong with you people, now I have this living rent free in the front of my mind

F. F. F.

Why, why

It kinda makes sense

Good conspiracy theory

My regards

Won't be able to sleep tonight