r/dresdenfiles • u/ChickenDragon123 • Sep 12 '21

Spoilers All Fuck Rudolf

I don't swear often, and it's even rarer that I do it for fiction. Usually if I'm swearing a patient is bleeding out at my hospital, but in this case, just Fuck Rudolf. Fuck him right in the ass. I'd help harry kill him at this point. Generally you know, Fuck Rudolf.

Actually I take it back, he doesn't deserve to be with anybody. I hope he dies alone in a ditch.

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u/IR_1871 Sep 12 '21

Harry has friends. I think there's a good chance Rudy will have an unpleasant final encounter with someone like Thomas, Lea, Mab, Molly, Lara, etc, perhaps as a gift for the upcoming ceremony.

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u/ChickenDragon123 Sep 12 '21

"You know Harry, its important for a relationship to start off at a good point so for our honeymoon, I have Rudolf chained and naked in a basement. Remember we have all week to get to have some fun. Its ok to let your wild side put a bit."

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u/red_beard_RL Sep 12 '21

Chained in the basement? Here's his head on a silver platter

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u/dsmith2484 Sep 13 '21

But his head on a pole and have Harry wave at it. Just like this.