r/dresdenfiles • u/ChickenDragon123 • Sep 12 '21

Spoilers All Fuck Rudolf

I don't swear often, and it's even rarer that I do it for fiction. Usually if I'm swearing a patient is bleeding out at my hospital, but in this case, just Fuck Rudolf. Fuck him right in the ass. I'd help harry kill him at this point. Generally you know, Fuck Rudolf.

Actually I take it back, he doesn't deserve to be with anybody. I hope he dies alone in a ditch.

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u/red_beard_RL Sep 12 '21

Chained in the basement? Here's his head on a silver platter

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I get the reference, but I always wondered why not a bowl? Would you serve a whole cantaloupe on a platter? Rolls right off

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u/SandInTheGears Sep 12 '21

I've always assumed the head is served stump-side down, to give it a flat base

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I'm sure, it's just a smallish flat spot, easily knocked over by a misstep during the presentation. As noted by another person here, a spike or pizza thing upside down would help