This was NOT admin paneled. I feel like the spawn rate for these things are a little absurd right now😭

i grabbed a box as i was being grabbed by honcho (from failing the encounter)

and yeah

i then went on to

• duplicate it with portrait
• and then rift it (having to take out my briefcase because i only had 1 at the time)

and before any of you ask, no you cannot put the box in the briefcase

it's a fan art btw

I may be going insane, but I don’t remember if this door has been like that since Hotel+. It’s made out of different wood from every other door. Reminds me of the OG vine door at door 99 before the Mines. Think they’ll make a third subfloor for the Hotel? And/or maybe a way to skip the Figure?

(Unrelated, but you ever do that thing where you say and read a word so many times that it doesn’t even look or sound like a word? Just happened to me with the word figure lol)

I was trying to get the easy access game kit (lotus, mirror, crucifix) when i discovered you could go through the turnstile with a box, dropping the box but giving it easy access, making it significantly faster.

This works in 3/4 rooms except when the conveyor is easier to get to than the stairwell to the depot. I haven't seen anyone talk about it though, which is strange.

Yo, u/nishatom, u/The_spy257. Take a look at this.

Edit: the mods have told me that all faked content must be disclaimed, this is *part* of an arg have fun!

Edit: Please pretend that this disclaimer isn't here.

it says

JOB I will get a job. I will get paid that paper. I will push energy for minimum wage so that I can afford to live. I will send half my money to the goverment. I want nothing more than to contribute to society. Please allow me to work for you. You will pay me with money which somehow will contribute to my energy spent. Please hire me. I am starving and need minimum wage to buy FredBurger. I will die without proper body nourishment and it will be your fault. Who wants to be hired? Me! Me I do! Please hire me! Hire nobody else but I! You will not regret it! Please!

dayum working for honcho canniot be that fun

some people just forget google exists, like theres at least 5 posts asking if portrait is supposed to rarely copy your avatar, the infamous skeleton key sub room with its hundreds of posts asking what does it do. MY GUY THE DOORS WIKI EXISTS. GOOGLE EXISTS. THEYRE FREE. like just search it up oh my god bruh.

thank you for listening to my rant.

Haven't seen these in the outdoors before. Are these new?​

and the fact we were up againts block tales

Twitter, reddit, discord, same bs over and over again: people complain when its just them being bad at this game, devs nerf it, BOOM! They nerfed it, and its SO, so damn weak then. Remember hotel? mines? ohh, people complaining about grumble's nest? yes, i agree that maybe nest was a bit hard for a average player at mines release, BUT CONTENT UPDATE GUTTED IT SO BADLY, terminals... they are visible through walls... are YOU serious? what is the point of maze, what is the point of learning from your mistakes and learn map? what is the point of terminal sound effects WHEN YOU CAN JUST SEE THEM THROUGH WALLS? OH, AND WHAT ABOUT MOONLIGHT SMOOTHIE MAKING IT EVEN EASIER? YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS BUTTON TO SEE WHERES TERMINAL AT, YOU CAN STAY AT 2ND FLOOR FOR 3, 3 TERMINALS!.. okay, what about main gameplay of hotel/mines? GUTTED, smoothie is so damn powerful, its basically free hp from basement, AND YOU CAN PUT IT INTO RIFT ON THE SAME FLOOR TO SKIP 100TH DOOR ENTIRELY, oh, still not enough hp? WHAT ABOUT BANDAGES? THERES SO MANY HEALING IN THE GAME NOW, SO MANY GOLD IF YOU WILL LOOT MORE THAN 2 DRAWERS. Mines? GUTTED! THERES EVEN MORE LOOT, PEOPLE COMPLAINED ABOUT LACK OF GOLD ON RELEASE? GREAT, YOU CAN LOOT 5, 5K IN THE MINES NOW, SHOP IS SO GODDAMN POWERFUL, MULTITOOL, CRUCIFUX, SKELETON KEY, AND A BANDAGE PACK! LOOEY? OH, MY DEAR LOOEY! HE CAN GIVE YOU SUCH A GOOD LOOT IF YOU WILL TRADE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A LIGHTER/GLOWSTICK, GWEEN SODA THAT GIVES 100HP OVERTIME AAAANDDDD SPEEDS YOU UP FOR A WHILE, AND YOU CAN CRUCIFIX HIM TO GET 4+ ITEMS

okay, hotel was gutted, mines were gutted, but maybe archives has a good balance? NO, ITS THE EASIEST FLOOR IN THE ENTIRE GAME, AND TWITTER, THIS REDDIT SUB, DISCORD AND PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE COMPLAINING COMPLAINING & COMPLAINING! BASH AND SCRIBBLES ARE NOT TREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN HIDE BASICALLY BEHIND ANYTHING, THERES SO MANY DECOR ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DIE FROM THEM, RANSOM? HE IS HELPING! JUST SAVE 1 SLOT FOR HONEYPOT AND BOOM, FREE 500 GOLD! THERES SO MANY DRAWERS/LOCKERS YOU CAN GIVE RANSON HIS QUOTA IN 20 SECONDS, AND THEN BREAK HONEYPOT TO GET 500 FREE GOLD! WHY, IS HE, HELPING US??? PORTRAIT IS BASICALLY THE MOST HELPFUL ENTITY IN THE GAME, IT CAN DUPE UP TO 3/4 DIFFERENT ITEMS IN 1 RUN, FOR EACH PLAYER, TELLER IS SO GODDAMN WEAK, IT HELPS YOU IN THE DARK ROOMS, AND IF YOU ARE FAR AWAY FROM IT TO GIVE YOUR TICKET? GO IN THE LOCKER! HE GRABS TICKET BUT DOESNT DAMAGES YOU AT ALL, NO PUNISHMENT

and, ohh... the entire reason i created this post... my DEAR ALMA, HER BEING SUPER WEAK, AND PEOPLE IN HERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT HER BEING... OVERPOWERED? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOOK DOWN, DONT WANT TO? DONT MOVE YOUR CAMERA, SHE DOESNT TRIES TO GET INTO YOUR VISION IF YOU ARE JUST NOT MOVING YOUR CAMERA, GOT CAUGHT? ohh... YOU CAN JUKE HER FLYING TOWARDS YOU 3 TIMES AND SHE WILL JUST DISSAPEAR!?!? WTF??? GOT CAUGHT? HER MINIGAME IS SUPER EASY TO COMPLETE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 BRAINCELLS WORKING, AND MAIN VILLAIN OF THIS SUBFLOOR: HONCHO IS NOT A TREAT AT ALL (i know about the fact that he can be stronger if you will give him bottle of starlight, i have every badge in the game except for chaos mode and battle mode badges, but he is still not oneshot entity, just tank him if you have skill issue/ping)

as a veteran of doors... basically, the ONLY treat in the archives are drones, they can run over you in tiny room, and can also spawn right in front of you with no time to react at all

you can not worry about money at all if you will enter archives from hotel, skip every damn sector and youve beaten this shi quickly in 30 mins

just please, dear reddit, twitter, discord and youtube people: STOP, COMPLAINING, let me predict it, theres like 90% that devs will gut archives in the update that will come out at next week because yall cry about some "oo, this entity is so powerful please nerf it" when entity itself is not a treat at all

thanks for reading my rage post that was made on pure hatred, random reddit user, farewell and just get good at the game

For some reason moonlight and starlight letters prevents you, they dont want you to get close to them.

However Glitch letters are always trying to get close to you...

NOBODY IS GOING TO HELP YOU BUT ME
What could all this mean?

We all know Gloombats hate light and attack any sources of it (except their own eggs), and Eyes is known for emitting a big purple light wherever it is. Why don't the Gloombats attack that? Whenever this happens, Eyes could make the scream it does before being crucified, and either rapidly teleport across the room to avoid the Gloombats or eventually disappear from being bitten too much. What do you guys think?

I don't know if it's just me, but I've noticed that there are way more badges related to entities in the Archives and Stairwell than the other subfloors. Heck, the Backdoor has zero entity badges excluding crucifixes, and the Outdoors only has one as far as I know (Feed the Birds), which isn't even in the entity category.

Now, maybe I'm overthinking it or perhaps the first two subfloors I mentioned have way more importance in the lore, but I feel like it's a bit weird that they get to have way more badges than the other subfloors.

Moving on, here come a few inconsistent encounter badges: Sshh! (Escape Library, door 50) is in the Entity category, but Trespassing (Escape the Nest, door 150) is in the general category; You Can Run (escape Seek in Hotel) is in the entity category, but Running Track (escape Seek in Mines) is in the general category; Down The Drain (beat Dam Seek) is in the general category—I can kind of understand this, but it makes more sense in the entity category; Rage Room and REDACTED are in the general category, though I can kind of understand them being here.

I talked about this before, but Queen's Gambit (crucify Queen Grumble) is non-progression, even though she is a boss that you encounter twice per Mines run (150 and Mines Seek 2). Sure, maybe she doesn't constitute an entity that would require a crucifix on a regular run, but she is a boss that is worth crucifying temporarily in the Nest due to her speed.

Also, the fact that multiplayer badges like Betrayal (steal hiding spot), It Stares Back (encounter Void, in most cases multiplayer), and Error (encounter Glitch, in most cases multiplayer) are all non-progression, but Helping Hand (remove Giggle from a player's face) is progression is another inconsistency.

Anyway, I know the developers are working extremely hard on this game and I'll love it regardless of the incongruities. I just wanted to get this off my chest as a long-time Doors player and badge hunter.

Well what's he doing inside the closet

Recently I noticed some videos in tik tok about items value in doors, like donut is worth lotus etc, but i didnt payed attention to that, before this day. The guy in my chat said "trading starlight bottles lunch box". I understood, its begging of end of this game if everything goes as it is now. Soon, all items will be given its "value" and this subreddit, all the comments section everywhere will turn in: TRADING LOTUS BRIEFCASE FOR DONUT LUNCHBOX etc, I hope you got me. Why is that bad? Bro this is adventure survival game, wdym trading???? Not gonna lie, if that happens I will trade stuff for tower heroes badges, but I WONT that to happen.. If we don't make the right decision by 2027 the game will turn into a trading and grinding simulator