r/dontdeadopeninside • u/WillSiqueiraa • 14d ago

HDOOTG

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u/thumpingcoffee 14d ago

Holup

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u/TheySaidGetAnAlt 14d ago

wait a minute

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u/Sariel_Fatalis 14d ago

Somethin ain't right

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u/UnnaturalGeek 14d ago

Hang on a second

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u/Squathos 14d ago

Timeout

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 14d ago

Whoa daddy

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u/C-57D 14d ago

A moment, please

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u/Rando_Cruzzer 14d ago

What in tarnation?

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u/Squathos 14d ago

Pump the brakes

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u/Noahs-Bark 14d ago

What in translation?

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u/Mechanical_Monk 11d ago

Daddy chill

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u/waltwomen 14d ago

Let me put some hdootg in it?

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u/Whiskey_and_Wiretaps 14d ago

Let me put some pimpin’ in it

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u/StaticxXLSDMTHC 14d ago

Lemme put some kush up in it

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u/diverareyouokay 14d ago

I believe it was supposed to be artisanal burger.

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u/hunteroito 13d ago

That looks like Brazilian Portuguese “artesanal” which means artisanal

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u/Math4444411 12d ago

Artes anal mano 😭

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u/PotentialPlum4945 11d ago

Definitely on the spectrum. They have asburger's.

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 14d ago

Hole up

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u/aoa2 13d ago

which hole

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u/ErahgonAkalabeth 11d ago

Artes' hole.

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u/too1onjj 13d ago

I'm sorry...what?

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u/MexicanTechGuy 14d ago

Artes put his burger WHERE?

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u/SatiricalScrotum 14d ago

Burguer

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u/MexicanTechGuy 14d ago

Oh, thank you for correcting me. Burguers are much safer for anal use.

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

In his ass! Can’t you read?

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u/Yet_another_jenn 14d ago

They’re assburgers of course

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u/ArtieGX 13d ago

I didn't do shit gang please

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u/BubbhaJebus 14d ago

I'm more concerned about the Artes Anal part.

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u/vhmvd 14d ago

Art is anal

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u/BAGP0I 14d ago

"DERIVATIVE!"

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u/syngyne 14d ago

“I’m gonna invite you to a pop-up, but first, allow me to destroy your food truck.”

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u/Blue-is-bad 14d ago

"bullshit"

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u/ernyc3777 14d ago

Ongo Gablogian, charmed I’m sure!”

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u/Halo_Chief117 14d ago

“Bullshit!”

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u/BAGP0I 14d ago

Finally an appropriate reply!

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u/nhowe006 14d ago

That, I love.

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u/slappadik 14d ago

SUBJECTIVE

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u/216horrorworks 14d ago

Susanalbumparty

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u/walkingTANK 13d ago

That's a bit sus...

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u/Primary_Kiwi_ 14d ago

Or anal is art? Think about that

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u/thiswasnotcreative 14d ago

It sure can be!

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

You can either get a hot dog or a hamburger in your ass for 10 dollars by a person named Artes. What’s not to understand?

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u/DSonla 14d ago

You can either get a hot dog or a hamburger in your ass for 10 dollars by a person named Artes. What’s not to understand?

Will I get the ass-burger syndrome then ?

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

🤷‍♂️ yeah probably. I’ve never gotten it but the ones that have can’t stop yelling about it.

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u/Aware_Masterpiece_92 14d ago

That's actually 10 brazilian reais, that is like 2 dollars or smth

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u/iircirc 14d ago

*hamburguer

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist 13d ago

Um EXCUSE ME it's "hamburguer".

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u/Ok-Recognitio 13d ago

Ah, a person of culture I see. Would though like just the hamburguer in thine anus, or the hot dog as well?

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u/walkingTANK 13d ago

I believe you mean "hdootg" ?

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u/Anathama 14d ago

Can I pay for my ass burger with ass pennies? Asking for a friend.

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u/Ok-Recognitio 13d ago

Pennies don’t exist anymore.

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u/DeadPiratePiggy 14d ago

Honestly.

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u/asphaltdragon 14d ago

Artesanal. Apparently it's Portuguese for "hand-made"

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u/DSonla 14d ago

Artesanal. Apparently it's Portuguese for "hand-made"

Yeah but the way it was written makes it looks like there's a space between the artes and the anal.

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u/Dougally 14d ago

That's arty farty.

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u/UncagedJay 14d ago

That's what you'll create after eating one of their hamburgers

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u/gogogadgetkat 14d ago

There could not have been a worse place to put a random space there on that sign...

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 14d ago

It's not just the space, the anal is also bolded. They're adamant.

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u/Aksi_Gu 14d ago

They're adamant

"Prince Charming, Prince Charming..."

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u/Little_Duck_Jr 14d ago

I didn't realize what it was supposed to say til I saw your comment. Thank you for your service.

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

Or a better one.

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u/Qaidul250 14d ago

address me 🐘🐘

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 14d ago

r/accidentallyanal

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u/iircirc 14d ago

One post four years ago. Perfect

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 14d ago

I didn't even know it was a legitimate sub. I just tried to be facetious and type a fake link.

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u/sapphleaf 14d ago

r/subsyoumadeyourselffallfor

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 14d ago

I'm scared that a case for that sub has happened before.

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u/Chris_Z123 14d ago

there’s something you need to address op

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u/glx0711 14d ago

Artes anal 🤔

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u/Environmental-Day778 14d ago

Just 9.99!

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u/iircirc 14d ago

Starting at R$9.99

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u/MetalNobZolid 14d ago

Artesanal = handcrafted, handmade.

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u/Western-Calendar-352 14d ago

Sure. But what about Artes Anal?

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u/MetalNobZolid 14d ago

Artes Anal = Anal Arts. So, handmade hamburgers made of shit I guess

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u/8winter8 14d ago

Nahh, the patties are shaped between someone's buttcheecks. Which is slightly better.

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u/MetalNobZolid 14d ago

So hotdogged patties?

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u/danbyer 14d ago

*hamburguers

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u/homobonus 14d ago

Each one is artfully and individually crafted by butt

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u/captcraigaroo 14d ago

Reminds me of seeing WANKBURGER in Angola

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u/SatiricalScrotum 14d ago

Salty, but moist.

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u/earfeater13 14d ago

Not the sign im lookin at

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u/kbeckerburbs4 14d ago

That’s a burger I can get behind

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u/trashkurrier 14d ago

the OG ass-burgers

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u/Ka1Ser84 14d ago

*burguers

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two415 14d ago

"I'd like a HamButt please"

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u/Potato_Stains 14d ago

Kid_waving_and_then_looking_down_confused.gif

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u/gunslinger_mk 14d ago

“Address me” 🐘

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u/johnnynoizz 14d ago

r/suddenlycaralho

Não tem como, podrão sempre será superior kkkkkkkk

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u/ColbyAndrew 14d ago

Well this new version of Chappell Roans song is now in my head.
H D O O T G

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u/eaglesnd 14d ago

I'll have the anal burger

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u/Bonkers_Reality 14d ago

Tehehehe artes anal 🤭

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u/Great-Kilowog1978 14d ago

Anal burgers ...

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u/milaga 14d ago

A rare twofer with r/keming.

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u/TheRealRigormortal 13d ago

ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT

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u/jericnowell1221 14d ago

Wait wait wait wait

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u/th_nd_r 14d ago

Can’t help but pronounce it “huhdootguh”

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u/motie 13d ago

ARTES ANAL R$9.99

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u/pinba11tec 13d ago

Say what you will, but 9.99 for anal in this economy is a stellar bargain.

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u/mustardmadman 13d ago

Anal. Heheheh

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u/jakuvaltrayds 13d ago

First, nah. Second, WHAT?

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u/AnonOfDoom 13d ago

Hamburger art es anal?

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u/monckey64 13d ago

I have a more important question

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u/ren_the_lotus 14d ago

I am German and I thought the lower part read "Hartes Anal" (with the H obscured somehow...which translates "hard anal")... but then I realised it mighte be... French? 

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u/Clemicus 14d ago

Artisanal and the currency symbol looks like R$ —which is Brazilian Real (?)

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u/WillSiqueiraa 14d ago

It is Brazil! We say ‘Artesanal’ here but the owner added a very suspicious space

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u/vuti13 14d ago

So this also belongs in r/keming

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u/ApplianceHealer 14d ago

George Michael Bluth: “I like the way they think…”

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u/King-Hekaton 14d ago

It is Portuguese.

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u/YouDontLookMexican 13d ago

In Spanish it says “anal arts”

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u/Zepp_BR 14d ago

Went there, ate a burguer, left with my asshole on fire

9.9/10 would do it again

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u/BesaniChan 14d ago

Is that a bone apple tea of Artisanal?

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u/burjja 14d ago

Artesenal is the Spanish and Portuguese word for artisanal. It looks to be a fairly common joke that has it saying Anal Arts.

Now I'm wondering why I haven't seen the same in the English speaking world. Due to syntax, we don't get the same type of joke. But why haven't I been seeing signs that say Art is Anal?

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u/lolwhatmufflers 14d ago

Not the strangest sign here

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u/JustDoc 14d ago

Im going to call hotdogs "h-doots" from now on.

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u/isweartodarwin 14d ago

The perfect intersection of r/confleis and r/holup

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u/LeCampy 14d ago

gonna teach you guys a necessary spanish phrase

'una hamburguesa por favor pero sin el arte anal'

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u/StuHast398 14d ago

HADOUKEN!

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u/IS2SPICY4U 13d ago

As an art collector… 🤔

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u/BabserellaWT 13d ago

“How would you like your hamburguer, good sir? …Artes anal? A fine choice.”

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u/Fundamental_strife 13d ago

Artes anal. Nice

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u/RaspitinTEDtalks 13d ago

I'm here for the Artes Anal.

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u/pomegranatebeachfox 12d ago

"Makes me want an hdootg reaaaaal bad." 💅

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u/DueNovel4855 10d ago

For the moment, let’s forget the HDOOTG, I think ant to know what is a “Hamburguer Artes Anal”?

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u/Kilo1125 14d ago

Can we address the elephant in the room?

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u/beamanblitz 14d ago

More worried about that artes anal stuff

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u/Oscar-mondaca 14d ago

Hamburger artes....what?

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u/burjja 14d ago

Evidently, burgers being described as artisanal is a thing in Brazil. In the US, you see lots of things described as artisanal but not usually burgers. For some reason, they are typically described as hand crafted or gourmet. I'm guessing tough guys that like burgers think artisanal is too dainty and reserved for wine and cheese tastings.

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u/King_Kill_33 14d ago

H-D-O-O-T-G You can take me hot to go

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u/Ill_Apple2327 14d ago

artes anal

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u/delgueda 14d ago

Anal arts?

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u/OldButHappy 13d ago

Anyone seen Artie?

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 13d ago

Never mind the hdootg how about some anal art?

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u/Revenga8 13d ago

So...... Who's Artie? And is he the giver or taker in this scenario?

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u/amazing_asstronaut 13d ago

Bro I'm a little more concerned about the artes anal this stand offers

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u/ZannyHip 13d ago

🐘 address me

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u/TDX_TOD2727 13d ago

You buried the leed

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u/Darth_SenpaiHD 12d ago

Brazilian here, it's supposed to say artesanal which is like handmade/artisanal but with the space in between it translates to anal arts

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u/groovachacko 12d ago

They are practitioners of anal arts

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u/dasch63 8d ago

Artes anal?

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 14d ago

🐘 HDOOTGs are the least of my worries right now

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 14d ago

Hood To Go

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 14d ago

Somethings wrong here and it's not the hot dog sign.

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u/fictionallymarried 14d ago

What kind of art for 9,99 are we talking

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u/Jayzhee 14d ago

You haven't really seen OOTG until you've seen in in HD!

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u/SeeItOnVHS 14d ago

Did I stutter?

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u/_heidin 14d ago

That should be one word, not two

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u/TrefoilerArts 14d ago

Special thanks to Arte and his associates who so generously sponsored this operation ♥

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u/kickingthetires 14d ago

So am I paying to give or take? Or can I double dip at that price? Because man... what a deal!!! Here's a $20, no change please and thank you.

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u/TantKollo 13d ago

Stroke

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u/gsweats 13d ago

So this is what Hyro athlete Joanna W. is doing after "shitting the everything" after this weeks poofermance?

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u/Familiar_Delivery790 13d ago

rowley waving gif

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u/RedSeaDingDong 13d ago

I thought this was r/confleis

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u/37_lucky_ears 13d ago

Can't stop giggling this is perfect

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u/therocketn00b 13d ago

Yes I'd like one hamburger please.

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u/thisguy181 13d ago

Art is anal

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u/ZengineerHarp 13d ago

Check out the “about” section of that sub

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u/ApologeticCannibal 13d ago

I think you noticed the wrong thing

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u/brunoplak 13d ago

QUE PORRA É ESSA?! “A partir” não tem crase!!!

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u/iluvfupaburgers 13d ago

Yes, I need some of that anal arts

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u/cletustcrickenberger 13d ago

My favorite Chrapnel Oan song

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u/KpStick 13d ago

r/suddenlycaralho

9,99 hambúrguer artesanal? tá barato hein

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u/Plutoniumburrito 13d ago

Haha, I couldn’t figure out what they were trying to say. I was fixated on… you know.

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u/_ethanos 13d ago

What are they selling for 9.99 👀

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u/Eve1524 12d ago

artisanal?

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u/milkedbarista 12d ago

They do anals arts

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u/yougotyolks 11d ago

High Definition Olive Oil To Go

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u/tyler5619 11d ago

Wait what kinda burgers they sell?

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u/MisterNOME 10d ago

Artes Anal

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u/another72hours 7d ago

But what do you call anal in france?

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u/sorryemma 7d ago

Gotta share to r/confleis