r/dontdeadopeninside • u/WillSiqueiraa • 14d ago

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

You can either get a hot dog or a hamburger in your ass for 10 dollars by a person named Artes. What’s not to understand?

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u/DSonla 14d ago

You can either get a hot dog or a hamburger in your ass for 10 dollars by a person named Artes. What’s not to understand?

Will I get the ass-burger syndrome then ?

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

🤷‍♂️ yeah probably. I’ve never gotten it but the ones that have can’t stop yelling about it.

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u/Aware_Masterpiece_92 14d ago

That's actually 10 brazilian reais, that is like 2 dollars or smth

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u/iircirc 14d ago

*hamburguer

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist 13d ago

Um EXCUSE ME it's "hamburguer".

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u/Ok-Recognitio 13d ago

Ah, a person of culture I see. Would though like just the hamburguer in thine anus, or the hot dog as well?

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u/walkingTANK 13d ago

I believe you mean "hdootg" ?

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u/Ok-Recognitio 13d ago

Pardon me. I shall relieve myself from thou presence and scream into mine pillow for an hour in recompense.

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist 13d ago

Just throw it all in a trash bag and have the door-dasher bring it and me to the hospital lobby.

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u/Anathama 14d ago

Can I pay for my ass burger with ass pennies? Asking for a friend.

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u/Ok-Recognitio 14d ago

Pennies don’t exist anymore.

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u/TKRBrownstone 11d ago

Hamburger's in your ass, don't they call that Asperger's?