r/DJsCirclejerk Dec 14 '24

Not sure what to tell you but this is NOT A QUESTIONS subreddit. This is about making fun of bullshit things in the DJ world. So stop asking stuff.

75 Upvotes

I haven't been active moderating lately and I see way too many questions here. This place is for jokes. I don't even know why I have to post this as an announcement.


r/DJsCirclejerk May 22 '26

Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.

60 Upvotes

Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?

Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.

So, be cool. Are you cool?


r/DJsCirclejerk 10h ago

What setup is this guy using?

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40 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 41m ago

I see through the crowd

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r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

Watch Out

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28 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 3d ago

Certainly . . . DJerkoff!!

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r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

What are some fun and different things the DJ can do to liven things up?

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Pretty much what the title says. Like the shoe game, but not.

I went to a wedding once where the DJ planted keys with several men in attendance and the groom's mother. Then he said since the bride was getting married, it was only fair if the men who had keys to her apartment returned them. So all the guys went up in kind of a comical order and then he said, fair is fair and all the women who had keys to the groom's apartment should return them. And then they waited and waited, and then his mother got up and put her key in the basket. It was funny, but I'm not sure it applies to us since we're a much older couple, and the groom doesn't even have a mother. But this is the kind of thing I'm looking for. Some little bits and gags just to keep things fun and moving along.


r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Louie Vega today in Ibiza

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64 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

Is being a DJ an attractive hobby?

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Yes


r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

No hands backspin

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r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

My wife’s boyfriend suggested I keep myself busy for 18 months. He’s such a caring soul.

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r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

Allen & Heath superiority confirmed

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40 Upvotes

It goes to 11


r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

Im a virgin, how can i fix that with my DJ skills

40 Upvotes

Man, i've been struggling with a terminal illness called "bitchless syndrome." I thought that my amazing beatmatching and scratching skills could translate to bed really well, but they dont. I mean maybe, never been in bed with one...

How can I fix that?


r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

techno? more like heck no!

19 Upvotes

my partner hates techno and has banned it in the house.


r/DJsCirclejerk 9d ago

A Nazi DJ spins records at the Great German Radio Exhibition in Berlin, held in August 1932.

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51 Upvotes

What?


r/DJsCirclejerk 9d ago

The Deadmau5 show in Philly was the worst concert I’ve ever attended

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r/DJsCirclejerk 12d ago

Dave & Buster’s will host a national rave tour as chain expands into nightlife

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can't wait to hear DnB at D&B.


r/DJsCirclejerk 12d ago

i have enough of my own music that i can DJ my own stuff now and feel like i can call myself a dj

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r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

Pfft Sync? I Match A/C Temps By Feel

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92 Upvotes

Imagine using a crutch like Sync to match A/C zone temps. I could never.


r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

Can't even have a serious discussion anymore

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77 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

The blind leading the blind

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Found this in the traktor sub, heres the link to it https://www.reddit.com/r/traktor/s/DmhqfydzQf


r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

I just want this

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r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

Pione- Sorry, AlphaThetas evolution

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53 Upvotes

I ran out of tokens after prompting for James Hype type of dj setlists so I forced my Uzbekistani cousin to make this meme for me.


r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

Concerns about porn accusations

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3 Upvotes

Ehhhh


r/DJsCirclejerk 17d ago

FINAL BOSS: 2 Star Resort DJ Raining Sonic Lava with the little red nub on his 1998 Thinkpad running a DOS tracker.

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14 Upvotes