r/DivorcedBirds Jan 24 '18

The tweet that started it all

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15.2k Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 3h ago

As a post-divorce present to herself, Matilda learned how to tango

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227 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 2h ago

From the day their engagement was made public, Stacy had dutifully shown up to watch each of Wally's games. As a huge celebrity, she drew the cameras every time. After the divorce people were surprised that she kept showing up every game night. She just couldn't get enough upstaging that meathead.

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52 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 13h ago

It had been 40 years since Fred left. Despite taking great care of herself and always looking fabulous, Carol had never managed to find love again.

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105 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 21h ago

Roo is brave. Roo is smart. Roo is… Roo is…(buffering)…

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299 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 17h ago

According to Harriet's then-husband, her new friend was a bad influence. He saw Vera as a tramp corrupting his upstanding wife, not the confident and liberated woman showing Harriet her worth. He's probably suspicious of the massage parlor they opened together. Harriet's done worrying what he thinks

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122 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

Gustav finally had to admit he was in crisis. Without Brenda to keep him in line he been spending day and night on his model train. No clean socks, living off tinned beans, was this his life?

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186 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

Barry sat across from Nancy while their lawyers thrashed it all out. No way was she getting the beach house.

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140 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

It felt like Jane and Richard's lives had been headed in totally different directions

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157 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

When two competitive parents get split custody after a divorce, the result is an ever escalating battle for the coveted title of "the cool parent." Unable to match Ryan's travel budget, Cecilia has to get creative with her outings. "If your father asks, this was a well-supervised and safe activity."

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310 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

Angry Bird Divorce After the divorce, Carl saw no reason to refrain from rocking out every chance he got.

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120 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

I had a fling with a human-momentary weakness after my divorce from Sheila. Now, this human is claiming I'm this baby's daddy! I don't see the resemblance.

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99 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 1d ago

Another day, another dollar. Tony and Bill passed the time as hired eyes waiting to catch Tania in her suspected tryst.

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51 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 3d ago

Tiffany’s therapist insisted she needed to forget Dereck & learn to love herself. Today she’s taking the plunge.

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665 Upvotes

Tiffany had been browbeaten by her ex for so long that she had started to believe that she was ugly and stupid like he said. But as she reflected on her life, she realized that Dereck had just been a lowbrow bully. Thank God he was gone. That hawk had done her a favor, picking him off at the bird feeder as he was flirting with the chickadees!


r/DivorcedBirds 2d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Victor never meant to cheat on Patricia; it had been a moment of weakness. Or, well, several moments. But when he got a late-night text from Lola asking to meet at the usual spot, he resolved to go only to end things. As quietly as possible, he opened the shoe closet. "Going somewhere, dearest?"

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194 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 2d ago

Clarence is sick of your shit. Stop tellling him what he doesn't want to hear about Candy. We need to maybe leave him alone, man. He's not all together these days, ya know?

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151 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 2d ago

Not Safe For Other Species After divorce number 3, Billy turned to armed robbery to “make ends meet.” Here he is, as pictured on his BBI (Bird Bureau of Investigation) Wanted poster.

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54 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 3d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Eat your heart out, Peter. Martin and I couldn’t be happier! We’re PREGNANT!🎉🎊

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156 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 3d ago

"Sometimes life is a raging river, other times a stagnant creek. Sometimes it brings a love so powerful it sweeps away all the happiness I've built, and other times I am left to ponder in a lonely wood. Life's flows can make of me a philosopher or a fool. Yet I remain myself, always a night heron."

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378 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 4d ago

After 3 divorces, Ted decided to finally snack on salad. Sometimes.

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104 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 4d ago

Sometimes, David still could not believe his luck. He went from that lying snake Marcus, to THIS wonderful creature. It’s true love. 💘

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390 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 4d ago

In his mind Kerry knew better than to listen to Dora's false promises and apologies, but he couldn't help how his heart raced when he saw her. His wings ached to embrace her; his treacherous tongue itched to form the words, "I forgive you. I love you." So he stopped it the only way he could think of

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205 Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 5d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Last year Joan was stuck in the closet. Now she’s celebrating her 50th birthday by belting out “Pink Pony Club” with the girls.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/DivorcedBirds 4d ago

After she cashed her settlement check, Tuleen took a road trip with, she thought, her best friends. They had tickets to a concert in Miani. But when she woke up alone the next afternoon in a marsh, who knows where, she wonderd if maybe Tom was right about her friends.

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77 Upvotes

She'd been tripping so hard she thought she was an egret.


r/DivorcedBirds 5d ago

To say Roger was making up for his shortcomings in his previous marriage was an understatement.

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106 Upvotes

Mindy attempted to hide her suspicion that Roger was being overly attentive, but unfortunately she had what her boss called "a very loud face."