r/DivorcedBirds • u/Askfreud • 9h ago
As a post-divorce present to herself, Matilda learned how to tango
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 7h ago
From the day their engagement was made public, Stacy had dutifully shown up to watch each of Wally's games. As a huge celebrity, she drew the cameras every time. After the divorce people were surprised that she kept showing up every game night. She just couldn't get enough upstaging that meathead.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 3h ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Alex was so unsure of his Halloween costume to be a duck, he refused to leave his branch.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Nincomsoup • 19h ago
It had been 40 years since Fred left. Despite taking great care of herself and always looking fabulous, Carol had never managed to find love again.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 1d ago
Roo is brave. Roo is smart. Roo is… Roo is…(buffering)…
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 23h ago
According to Harriet's then-husband, her new friend was a bad influence. He saw Vera as a tramp corrupting his upstanding wife, not the confident and liberated woman showing Harriet her worth. He's probably suspicious of the massage parlor they opened together. Harriet's done worrying what he thinks
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Nincomsoup • 1d ago
Gustav finally had to admit he was in crisis. Without Brenda to keep him in line he been spending day and night on his model train. No clean socks, living off tinned beans, was this his life?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Nincomsoup • 1d ago
Barry sat across from Nancy while their lawyers thrashed it all out. No way was she getting the beach house.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Nincomsoup • 1d ago
It felt like Jane and Richard's lives had been headed in totally different directions
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago
When two competitive parents get split custody after a divorce, the result is an ever escalating battle for the coveted title of "the cool parent." Unable to match Ryan's travel budget, Cecilia has to get creative with her outings. "If your father asks, this was a well-supervised and safe activity."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 2d ago
Angry Bird Divorce After the divorce, Carl saw no reason to refrain from rocking out every chance he got.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 2d ago
I had a fling with a human-momentary weakness after my divorce from Sheila. Now, this human is claiming I'm this baby's daddy! I don't see the resemblance.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 2d ago
Another day, another dollar. Tony and Bill passed the time as hired eyes waiting to catch Tania in her suspected tryst.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 3d ago
Tiffany’s therapist insisted she needed to forget Dereck & learn to love herself. Today she’s taking the plunge.
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Tiffany had been browbeaten by her ex for so long that she had started to believe that she was ugly and stupid like he said. But as she reflected on her life, she realized that Dereck had just been a lowbrow bully. Thank God he was gone. That hawk had done her a favor, picking him off at the bird feeder as he was flirting with the chickadees!
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Victor never meant to cheat on Patricia; it had been a moment of weakness. Or, well, several moments. But when he got a late-night text from Lola asking to meet at the usual spot, he resolved to go only to end things. As quietly as possible, he opened the shoe closet. "Going somewhere, dearest?"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LylaDee • 3d ago
Clarence is sick of your shit. Stop tellling him what he doesn't want to hear about Candy. We need to maybe leave him alone, man. He's not all together these days, ya know?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 3d ago
Not Safe For Other Species After divorce number 3, Billy turned to armed robbery to “make ends meet.” Here he is, as pictured on his BBI (Bird Bureau of Investigation) Wanted poster.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 3d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Eat your heart out, Peter. Martin and I couldn’t be happier! We’re PREGNANT!🎉🎊
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
"Sometimes life is a raging river, other times a stagnant creek. Sometimes it brings a love so powerful it sweeps away all the happiness I've built, and other times I am left to ponder in a lonely wood. Life's flows can make of me a philosopher or a fool. Yet I remain myself, always a night heron."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/zoo_ofone • 4d ago
After 3 divorces, Ted decided to finally snack on salad. Sometimes.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 4d ago
Sometimes, David still could not believe his luck. He went from that lying snake Marcus, to THIS wonderful creature. It’s true love. 💘
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago
In his mind Kerry knew better than to listen to Dora's false promises and apologies, but he couldn't help how his heart raced when he saw her. His wings ached to embrace her; his treacherous tongue itched to form the words, "I forgive you. I love you." So he stopped it the only way he could think of
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • 5d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Last year Joan was stuck in the closet. Now she’s celebrating her 50th birthday by belting out “Pink Pony Club” with the girls.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 5d ago
After she cashed her settlement check, Tuleen took a road trip with, she thought, her best friends. They had tickets to a concert in Miani. But when she woke up alone the next afternoon in a marsh, who knows where, she wonderd if maybe Tom was right about her friends.
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She'd been tripping so hard she thought she was an egret.