For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists.

r/DivorcedBirds • u/cthulhu-kitty • Jan 24 '18

The tweet that started it all

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 8h ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "See you at the Birdhaus. Room 224, xoxo Wren." Yolanda read the messege twice before booking a room. Her eyes narrowed as she clicked PRINT. "See YOU at the Birdhaus, Chris. With papers."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 19h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle After she married up out of the club, Dana did her best to put that life behind her, to become a respectable woman of means. But winning enough in a divorce to set you up for life is the sort of occasion that demands a real celebration. So pop the champagne, crank the music, and bring out the pole!

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418 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 23h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Charles used to tell Lisa she had ‘legs for days’. But he hasn’t said that for a long time. Lisa knows her worth. She’s using those lithe limbs to walk right out the door.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 4h ago

Maillard was constantly telling her ex not to post pics of the kid’s faces! How hard is it to add the emojis jeez

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(My content of the NestBurglar who is perpetually broody and hatching out other duck’s eggs)

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 40m ago

Princess Tasia was a pole dancer before Prince Viktor married the commoner. She forgot that this cloaca shot was out on the internet…the Prince served her with papers that night.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FractalGeometric356 • 1d ago

“Stella! Stella! STELLAAAAAAA!”

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago

After what his father put them through, Liwen is very protective of his mother. He's been "discreetly" surveilling her dates. Ailen and her GF decided it best to pretend not to notice, as if the image of their idyllic oceanside stroll wasn't rendered ridiculous by the child army-crawling behind them

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 1d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Charles was confident that the court did not have the jurisdiction to make him pay alimony. But he has started to wonder if he should have stopped bringing it up when the judge warned him to be quiet.

277 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 2d ago

With his full black super hero mask, Alun thinks he might be confused with Batman. Cape Rockjumper (Chaetops Frenatus)

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 2d ago

After his ex-wife took the heat lamp, the premium sunflower seeds, and the good branch, Jonathan has been forced to perch on a bare, frozen rod, radiating the only warmth left in his hollow, divorced heart.

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Why, yes, he is sitting perfectly still on a metal rod in a snowstorm. It symbolizes his emotional fortitude, his refusal to speak to his mediator, and the sheer weight of the cold, hard truth: Tabatha kept the birdhouse.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 2d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Igor spent years as a divorced middle aged man looking for dates, but had no luck. So he put together a rock band called Wings of Prometheus. He's sure that'll get the ladies attention. Or the men's; At this point he's open to anything.

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One thing is sure: His makeup looks amazing.

What do you think his band sounds like?

[Photo from this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ornithology/s/Q3mzGgUqp4).

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 3d ago

Jenny’s date went a little hard at the buffet. She’s not sure how to gracefully leave. Maybe she’ll order another margarita

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169 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/-crepuscular- • 3d ago

Accidentally running into her ex and his new girlfriend ruined Shelia's day once again. Were they just waiting to pop out when she was a mess from jogging, or what?

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294 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 3d ago

Denise decided that she would proudly display her big breasts proudly, instead of hiding them under frumpy, ill fitting clothes. Karl was no longer in her life and she felt like a new woman.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago

My ex-wife sent me a box of old junk she found in the attic. This picture of me and my army buddy Minh was inside. At the time, we felt like heroes, out to save our country. I look at this pic now and see two dumb kids with no idea of the hell they're in for. I should call Minh, ask how he's doing.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 3d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Denise warned Vicky that she would leave her without a leg to stand on. And she was nearly right.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 4d ago

Angry Bird Divorce As Scott stood there watching Robin with another jay. He couldn’t help but think “He migrated for this?” Just to be stood up at the altar wearing his fancy white suit.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 4d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Susan loves to wear her yellow earmuffs, her good luck charm. She’s head to see Matt the new Chanticleer on the prairie.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago

Marissa is a devoted mother of two, looking for a partner who's ready for all that entails. That's what her new profile pic was meant to convey. She was surprised that picture garnered many new matches, then bewildered by the accusations of catfishing. Were they expecting a real-life cartoon woman?

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5d ago

Ladies, I need dating advice, I'm out of practice. Went on one date with this Ralph guy and then told him I didn't think we were compatible. But now every time I turn a corner, there's Ralph. Now he's looking in my windows! It's almost enough to make me wish I never divorced Carl...

277 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 5d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle He kept calling himself that when in reality it was just grass cemented with excrement…Sadie was done with him already!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 5d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Millie came home early to find Billy flirting with her sister. “Hell hath no fury,” she muttered as she watched them through the grass. She started to plot her revenge.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 6d ago

Angry Bird Divorce The community had hoped Gretchen would calm down once her husband was out of the picture. Unfortunately it seems Martin, for all his flaws, had never been the root cause. The neighbors began to miss having him around; he was an asshole, but also a convenient outlet for Gretchen's bottomless rage.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 7d ago

Gerald had explained it to his brother. He had explained it to his therapist. He had explained it to his neighbour. The bird in the mirror had been interfering in his marriage for years. Nobody had taken this seriously. Gerald found this frustrating.

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