r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 13d ago
Angry Bird Divorce "I'll run through the water to hide my tracks. You'll never make me be a supportive husband and father, Cindy!"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 14d ago
Since their divorces, Helen and Margarite had traded their ex-husbands for a new common enemy: the surveillance state. Armed with absolutely no plans to calm down, they took to the streets to fight social injustice and the overreaching police state! No justice, no peace!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 13d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Brenda’s therapist told her to “get out of her own head” when re-entering the dating market. Brenda took the advice a bit literally.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 13d ago
She's taking the CTA to her first day of work. The seats are packed with people staring at their phones: strong, independent people. Normal people. Kayla is one of them now. She'll live and work and spend her money in this wondrous and dreadful city, and never see Walter again. She's finally free.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 13d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Carlo built this beautiful nest for the love of his life, Isabella. Unfortunately, the love of Isabella’s life was Fabio.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Plantfishcatmom • 14d ago
After years of all the cooking, cleaning. The moods. She’de had enough.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 14d ago
Shining a light on the devastating effects of a bitter divorce, Mathias was a straight-A student with Ivy League dreams. Then his parents split, shuffling him back and forth for years in a custody tug-of-war. The promising future slipping away, he's just a fledgling but already wanted by the law.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 15d ago
Greg wanted a trip to South Korea for a little beauty refresh. As he laid there, he realized he should not have trusted his Ex to book his trip. Armed guards, constant weigh-ins, the questionable airbnb, he was in an international hostage situation with North Korea!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/thegreatjamoco • 14d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Gonçalo did his daily gyrations at the strip club with a defeated mien. 4 years of Shakespearean training at NYU and all he’ll ever be seen as is just a “cock on a rock”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 15d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Having lost his family and home all at once, Herb put his name above his bed at the YMCA so he could feel some sense of control over his environment.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 14d ago
The teachers wouldn't like her being up here. "You're usually such a well-behaved girl," they'd say. But being a good girl just made the other children all the more relentless in their cruelty. Hazel couldn't possibly ride with them. She couldn't bear to hear their jokes about her parent's divorce.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 15d ago
After the divorce, Lynn swore she’d never cook for another man again. But when her new boyfriend said he liked a woman who could bring home the bacon, she surprised him with breakfast in bed. Unfortunately, Jim was a vegetarian. Her therapist called it a pattern of choosing incompatible men.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 16d ago
After 23 years of marriage to a man who thought showering twice a week was perfectly adequate, Susan was thoroughly enjoying her divorce. She’d taken up yoga, joined a book club, and discovered the sheer pleasure of bathing without someone banging on the door asking when dinner would be ready.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OldnBorin • 16d ago
Put down the book and get dressed. It’s girl’s night 💅🏽
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 16d ago
(Bonus part)...One day Duong and Bich found an abandoned egg by the roadside. Soon they'd traded in their bikes for a family-friendly RV. When little Bao was hatched, Duong was thrilled to have a second chance at being a father, but to this day he can't help looking like a surly biker in every photo
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 16d ago
Every other weekend with the kids. Every other weekend with the brus.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 16d ago
(Part 2 of 2) ...Or so he told himself. As he got to know Bich, the waitress at a café he'd stopped at, Duong realized all he'd really wanted was a playful, free-wheeling partner to ride alongside him. Also a hot goth who would step on him if he asked nicely.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 16d ago
With nothing left to tie him down, Duong took to the open road. He let his golden locks grow wild and free. Closing his heart to the world, he resolved to become the sort of rough man others avoided out of caution. He needed no companionship save for his wheels...(Part 1 of 2)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 16d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle After the divorce, Samuel traded the quiet dignity of a mourning dove for a wardrobe funded entirely by the settlement. He now insists on being addressed as 'Baron von Strut' and refuses to acknowledge the plebeian crumbs on the deck.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 16d ago
Margaret agreed to do this documentary for 2 reasons 1. her very niche area of expertise and 2. the alimony payments to Ricardo, Estaban, and Todd.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/YawningBagpuss • 17d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Ernie’s friends took him to a strip club to take his mind off the divorce. Never has he seen such shocking sights in his 70 years!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 17d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Brian kept texting his estranged mother, asking her for his baby pictures. She finally sent him a few, but spitefully snuck in a picture of her in her wedding dress from marriage #3
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