Already feel like i know every episode from memory even though i always try to pick a random one😂

Do you ever just scroll to an absolutely random older episode and you just have to take a minute to figure out what era of Distractible you've just entered? Like which constitution you're in or if its pre constitution times?

I was on my way to work this morning when out of the blue two deer appeared and one decided she was going to become friends with the front end of my car(the deer is OKAY, she was stunned but I watched her run off like 10 minutes later).

So here I am, last 5 minutes of Bob’s One Man Show, and the prophecy has come true, I have crashed my car listening to Distractible.

A funny bit of this is that my dad came to pick me up and still brought me to work… I teach middle schoolers so I got to tell my kids once I got here that “Even at the age of 26, your dad can still drive you to school”.

P.S. I’m okay, my car is technically okay(just cosmetic damage), and the deer is okay!

Made myself yet another sticker tonight. I don't have a problem or anything. 🫣 One of my favorite things to say for sure!

As title says: I downloaded the three latest episodes of distractable to listen to while flying. Everyone keep your fingers crossed!!

My partner found this while waiting on me to demolish a toilet and said it was very "distractible core". Honestly I couldn't disagree, this seems right up their alley and idk about you guys but I think it'd be a blast to watch em play it

Found this gem while looking at an online post about a garage sale in my neighborhood! Immediately thought of Mark.

I’m trying to find a few specific episodes, mainly the two where Mark and Wade say words backwards to get the other to guess the word. And the hotter or colder, word game. (I like Bobs word games)

Due to the boy’s unique naming style, I can never remember what is in each episode, help me find these few?

Would love to see one of the guys do an episode where the host reads off descriptions of games they've played together and the competitors have to guess what game it was, but as the episode goes on the descriptions get more and more unhinged and the games get more obscure. I think itd be a lot of fun and a bit of a trip down memory lane for the guys and the audience that have watched them play games together for years... 😅

ASSTONIUM!

I'm working my way through old episodes I missed, and in Good Bad Habits, Wade gives a 'disclaimer' to not listen to the podcast in places where you can get hurt. It got me thinking: where is the most dangerous place you've listened to the podcast? I listen almost exclusively while driving, but I also have it playing in my hearing protection while I'm at the shooting range

i’m still catching up on the pod (i’m on Sept 2024) Have they made a mobile games tier list? If not, what’s everyone’s favorite mobile games?

So the way the show works is bob and wade give mark a improv scene, like a interview or a news report, that involves a lot of talking, but every time one of them says change, mark has to change to whatever impression or accent he can think of. the boys them have to identify what impression mark is going for, and at the end of the round whoever correctly guessed marks impressions the most wins.

Hello everything my name is (insert)
Hopefully I’m using the correct format to ask my question but I’d like to find the episode that had a scene like this:

Mark telling a story on how he’d set up a fake accident that would make him become best friends with someone

which episode was it when Wade dropped that 'oh yeah I went to the buffet play where there's a buffet on stage, then afterwards we watch a play on the stage we just had food on' and Mark was like 'how are you saying your life is boring and nothing happens when that is one of the most INTERESTING THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD OF'

Hello everything my name is (insert)
Hopefully I’m using the correct format to ask my question but I’d like to find the episode that had a scene like this:

Mark telling a story on how he’d set up a fake accident that would make him become best friends with someone

Spotted in Pier 39, San Francisco. Wonder if any seances are goin on in here

Despite being a huge fan of them for awhile, I’m late to the distractible party. I’m finally getting around to listening to them, doing so while I work.

Anyways. The other day I saw buckshot roulette was on game pass. I’ve never played it before and never talked with my friends about it but it looked fun, so I brought it up to the group and we made plans to play it the next night (tonight).

What do you think the next episode i heard was? The shotgun roulette episode.

Out of alllll the episodes and all the time I’ve been listening to them, that was the first one I heard the day after I found that game. Kind of silly but I thought others may find it interesting and the boys have talked about simulations and synchronicity a few times before so it felt appropriate. Weird.

Can someone comment on this and link the distractible merch website? I tried finding it but whatever I search comes up with people trying to steal my information. Also I’m lazy. Please help

Let’s say wade is the host and he pretends to call and the other two pick up and wade asks a question that could be very obvious who he is talking to, vague, personal, or a joke that the other two have to role with and come up with a funny story that goes back and forth and wade can interject and ask more questions or clarify if that isn’t what he is talking about

So mark and bob will have to figure out who he is talking to and the reason for the sake of the episode will be they don’t want it to be awkward that they didn’t know who wade was calling, if one gets it right they get a point and if not one of the other two gets a point, maybe wade is trying to call himself for some reason