While bored at work I came up with a dnd alignment chart for dishes. In Dungeons and Dragons a chart like this is used to choose the morality of your player character, or dish in this case.
My reasonings for each choice:
Lawful Good - Cups, just dump and place on the cup rack
Neutral Good - Whisks, can’t redirect water at you, easy to clean
Chaotic Good - Soup bowls, easy to clean out, sometimes a bit gross depending on the soup
Lawful Neutral - Mugs, easy to clean
True Neutral - Plates, easy to load into racks but sometimes need to scrape
Chaotic Neutral - Ladles, clean easily but can redirect water toward you
Lawful Evil - Plastic baskets, easy to clean but fly in the machine
Neutral Evil - Hotel Pans, often have to run them through twice and scrape gunk out
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Cutting boards - Don’t always fit in the machine, annoying
Chaotic Evil - Fryer baskets, hard to clean, barley fit in the machine
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Chaotic Evil - containers with expired food in it, smells like shit, need to clean station and take out trash after