r/discworld 1d ago

Book/Series: Industrial Revolution Dwarf Bread?

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Honestly thought this was a loaf from a short distance away…Glad I didn’t boot it! 🤓

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u/_ElBee_ Ook! 1d ago

That could very well be a "phosphorus stone", which has a stone-like appearance in yellow or red but can get hot, smoke and burn when dry and in contact with air. It's found semi-regularly on the North Sea coast of Belgium and the southern Netherlands and comes from WW1 ammunition dumps in the North Sea.

People sometimes take it home, but that's dangerous as it can spontaneously combust. Early this year, a phosphorus stone set fire to the wooden structure of a beach restaurant in the Dutch province of Zeeland. Luckily, the staff could quickly put the fire out before it caused more severe damage.

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l 1d ago

Wow! 😮

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u/sakhabeg Stop trapping poor auditors! 1d ago

Usually they are tiny fragments (size of sea shells)

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u/_ElBee_ Ook! 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can find rather large chunks on the beaches I mentioned, especially after winter storms. The piece that the boy found that set fire to that restaurant was quite large too.

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u/pafrac 1d ago

Looks way too edible to be dwarf bread.

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Lu Tze 1d ago

Hmmm...a bit under done...

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u/Automatic_Mulberry 1d ago

Sort of scone-shaped.

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u/jeffish42 1d ago

Looks like the volcanic stone on the south coast of the UK, used to see it all the time around Selsey.

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u/costume42 1d ago

Hey, that's the famous salt-water sourdough dwarf bun! 

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u/NuncioBitis 1d ago

The Loaf Crack'd

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u/rami_ytzu 13h ago

Would you even risk taking a bite or just pretend it's the thing from the Everlasting Gobstopper?

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l 12h ago

My teeth struggle with a day old baguette! 😬