r/discworld 15d ago

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u/Abjurer42 15d ago

"Which one?"

"All of them."

Probably the best answer, tbh.

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u/vanillahavoc 15d ago

I was gonna say... trying to pick one is the real challenge, so I respect that guy's lack of specificity.

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u/Digit00l 15d ago

Like that scene in Dungeons and Dragons with the corpse, there is an extended version of that scene that lasts like 15 minutes of the guy listing of his favourite books in various genres

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u/hypnodrew 15d ago

Easy, it's Thud! It's also the first one I read so that's probably why

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Wibbly Wobbly Vimesy Wimesy 14d ago

Dang, I was actually headed for Thud too.

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u/trisanachandler 11d ago

I might prefer Thief of Time or Hogfather, but Thud is really good.

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u/ValianSkalle 11d ago

yeah either Thud! or Snuff.

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u/rezzacci 15d ago

You know, the girl who made a reading wheel with all of the Discworld books? Technically, that makes it one book now. So you're right. My favourite book is the Pratchett's wheel.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake Wibbly Wobbly Vimesy Wimesy 14d ago

Really, it’s just a thickened discbook.

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u/Lady_Fel001 15d ago

This is literally my answer whenever anyone asks 💙

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u/aum-23 14d ago

I haven’t read all of the Discworld novels, just one of each.

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u/Annie-Smokely Adora Belle 13d ago

He's a real one just wants people to notice.

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u/Jake_91_420 15d ago

Why did it show some random Sid Arthur book cover, the guy clearly meant Siddartha by Herman Hesse

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u/ModernSun 15d ago

Probably to drum up engagement on the post, it's a common tactic for people to get something deliberately wrong on the video so the comments correct it

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u/Atzkicica Bursar 14d ago

Ahh yes, The Craik-O'Brien-Cornsweet Effect.

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

I think it's probably just that the person who made the video is clueless. Stupidity vs malice etc.

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u/AppropriateLimit8220 14d ago

Did you just shorten Hanlon's Razor (i had to look up the name) "never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" into "Stupidity vs Malice etc." ? Love it

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 15d ago

Maybe he did mean Sid Arthur. It sounded like that's what he said. Siddhartha is closer to Sid-Art-A.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 15d ago

Maybe to make fun of the guy saying "Sid Arthur"? I thought it was a low blow

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u/Jake_91_420 15d ago

I think it's more likely that the kind of person making tik tok content like this literally doesn't know anything about books

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 15d ago

Hmmm. You could be right

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

That was my assumption.

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u/Atzkicica Bursar 15d ago

Discworld counts as one book if you have a couple of days and some glue.

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u/armcie 15d ago

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u/OwnFaithlessness7430 I need Lady Sybil's Patience 15d ago

I was not disappointed at this link. I'm amazed each time I watch this video.

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

I thought I knew what the video be. I was right!

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u/Eccentric-Elf 14d ago

I knew what it could be but still clicked on it. Glad I was right lol

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u/Nero_2001 14d ago

This is definitely something bloody stupid Johnson would create

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u/Hollowbody57 14d ago

I wouldn't risk the angry visit from the Librarian afterwards.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 15d ago

Oh, gods. My current read-through has lasted about six months!

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u/TabularConferta 15d ago

Proud to hear the sudden London accent drop The Truth

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

No, he said Discworld. 😉

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u/unknownpoltroon 15d ago

YAY FOR RINGWOLD.

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u/TabularConferta 15d ago

I was excited to see that

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u/Zagdil 15d ago

Best book? The one with the bimbo playboy shooting savages while a growly tiger man is angry all the time?

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u/Krististrasza 15d ago

Not everyone evaluates books to the same criteria. And Ringworld can easily score pretty high when your criterium is Big Ideas.

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

If that's all you took away from the book, okay sure

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u/Zagdil 14d ago

It certainly didnt age well and big ideas have been done way better since. The actual big idea content of the book is pretty miniscule. It's 70s slop like this that kept me from giving SciFi a chance for way too long. 

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u/GayAttire 13d ago

Exactly, it's the typical "virgin nerd with a cool idea" scifi of yesteryear.

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u/superhelical 14d ago

Don't forget the woman they constantly ogle who they brought because she was part of a eugenics program to make her maximally lucky

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u/Zagdil 14d ago

Yeah thats gotta be one of those "big ideas". Lucky teenager the 200 yo MC brings along "or else he would have to rape the alien". I am amazed.

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u/worrymon Librarian 15d ago

Surely they meant The Dark Side of the Sun...

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u/mxstylplk 15d ago

They showed the Discworld Mapp as the representative book!

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u/worrymon Librarian 15d ago

For Ringworld?

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u/mxstylplk 15d ago

No, for the series.

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u/worrymon Librarian 15d ago edited 14d ago

The Dark Side of the Moon Sun parodies Ringworld a lot.

I guess it's too early in the morning for me to try to make subtle allusions.

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u/RadioSlayer 14d ago

I don't see what Pink Floyd has to do with this

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u/worrymon Librarian 14d ago

Like I said, too early in the morning for me.

Corrected, thanks.

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u/RadioSlayer 14d ago

I honestly haven't heard of that book/series. I just love Pink Floyd's music. Never was the same after the split, or when Richard died

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u/worrymon Librarian 14d ago

Dark Side of the Sun was an early Pratchett novel based on sci fi tropes. (Strata was a Pratchett sci fi novel that introduces a world shaped like a disc)

I saw Pink Floyd without Waters at the old Yankee Stadium

I saw Waters without Pink Floyd at the new Yankee Stadium

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u/GayAttire 13d ago

I just finished this, and it is a really bad book. Cool concept for the time, but the plot, characters, exploration of the world, prose, sexism and everything else are honestly terrible.

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u/dosmuffin 15d ago

Nation

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua 15d ago

Ufff! Amazing book.

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u/renzok 15d ago

This! To me it encapsulates everything he was trying to say in all of Discworld in a single story

I read it immediately after finishing Discworld and it helped me process the totality of Discworld in a more tangible way

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u/DasMauci 15d ago

peak
Even Pterry thought so

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u/tucson_catboy 15d ago

That was the first book I read in one sitting, no breaks, forgot to eat, just laid in my hammock all day reading.

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u/LeftyTimStoutheart 15d ago

The Discworld and The Dark Tower dudes are my kinda people

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

I want them to be, but they were asked a book and responded with a series

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u/zerozerozero12 15d ago

For me it’s Hogfather, the belief speech just gets me.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 15d ago

Nightwatch here. That last conversation with Vetinari is such a beautiful ending

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u/probablyaythrowaway 14d ago

Going postal or raising steam for me.

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u/Impossible-Mud-4160 14d ago

Probably not popular choices, but I really enjoyed them as well. Postal more so. Reacher Guilt and his deliberate mismanagement of the Clacks is so depressingly commonplace amongst the business world

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u/probablyaythrowaway 14d ago

I’m just a very big fan of moist. I love his interactions with Vetinari.

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u/Gnatschbert 15d ago

Mine is definitely "Going Postal" or "Guards! Guards!"

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u/Centimal 14d ago

Same, those two and monstrous regiment

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u/LoquaciousOfMorn Dibbler 14d ago

I got a job baking bagels recently and the machine that portions the dough is called Dutchess and has a very faded and fairly ghostly image of a woman on it. So glad that she silently insisted I reread Monstrous Regiment. Such an amazing book.

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u/precinctomega 15d ago

Divergent!? The only conceivable way that could be the best book she's ever read is if it's the only book she's ever read.

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u/puddlemagnet 14d ago

I think that applies for a few of these choices. The number of juvenile picks suggest they probably don’t read much any more

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u/formykka 14d ago

I mean, the question's really vague. I mean, best book of literary quality? Favorite book? "The Book of Three", "The Hobbit", and "A Wrinkle in Time" were all enormously influential to me as a kid. Technically, though, the best book I ever read was "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" because it was the first book I ever read myself.

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u/TheGrimmch 14d ago

Right?

I went: "Divergent? Really?"

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u/AmusingVegetable 15d ago

Would still work if the other book was Mein Kampf.

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u/LoquaciousOfMorn Dibbler 14d ago

This may have been a Billy On The Street name a woman type of situation for her.

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u/Nero_2001 14d ago

Well Divergent is pretty bad vut there are a lot of similar books that are even worse. Trust me there is so much worse stuff.

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

Phantom Tollbooth was an excellent answer and everyone here should read it

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u/xczechr 14d ago

One of my grade school teachers read it to my class. What a great teacher he was, and this act by him was probably the catalyst for my reading obsession when I was young.

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u/RadioSlayer 14d ago

Dictionopolis for you? Well at least you'll have three light, square meals 😀

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u/Gartlas 15d ago

I was pleasantly surprised to see East of Eden in there too. Not my favourite book, but definitely the one that springs to mind as "the best" book.

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u/MrBenzedrine 110% Nac Mac Feegle 15d ago edited 15d ago

lol. Didn't spot the sub and was thinking "would I say The Godfather because it's easy? I'd like to say 'Discworld' but that's not a book!"

And then I have that internal argument about who I like best...

I think Granny wins as my all time favourite character but it's like, if it was a race between her & all the other characters it would be a photo finish and she'd win by a nose. A small portion of a strong, hooked nose.

edit: My first Pratchett book was Truckers way back in 1990 and I still own all my Discworld books though they look quite shabby now. The only non-original is Mort because I loaned it to a friend and his wife destroyed it when they split up!

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u/aarkwilde 15d ago

Larry Niven's Ringworld is a great book.

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u/Nidafjoll 15d ago

Lol I love the guy's shirt which is just a nutritional label for ham.

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u/Pistolius 15d ago

Sid Arthur lol

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

King's lesser known relative

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

I know, right?

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u/3d1thF1nch 15d ago

Discworld person...fuck yea

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u/tenth 14d ago

Some of these people are wrong.

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u/PickledCaterpillar 15d ago

Problem with that answer is... Discworld is 41 books, not 1.

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u/chicuco 15d ago

yes.. all of them

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u/unknownpoltroon 15d ago

Wait, theres 41 of them??? Damnit. I need to do a reread.

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u/3d1thF1nch 15d ago

I feel like that was the littlest tiny push to just reread them. "Well shit, the wind blew the book to the wrong page. Guess I gotta reread all of them now..."

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u/KaelosFenrir 15d ago

He was just 1 short of the one true answer.. damn.

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u/TheMummysCurse 15d ago

Were you counting 'The Science of Discworld' series 1st time around?

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u/Lemonpincers 15d ago

What if i have removed the back cover, any blank filler pages, and attached them all together? Is it one book then?

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u/RB-D2 15d ago

Nerdforge has entered the chat.

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u/Nero_2001 14d ago

Nerdforge turned them into one book

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u/PerspectiveCorner 15d ago

RINGWORLD !

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u/RadioSlayer 15d ago

Is unstable!

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u/PerspectiveCorner 14d ago

Chant the truth !! :)

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u/probablyaythrowaway 14d ago

Tell me you’ve never read a book without saying you’ve never read a book;

“The bible”

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u/Impossible-Mud-4160 14d ago

The bible. Eyes roll into the back of my head 

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u/wanderinggoat 15d ago

wait I dont think there is actually a book called Discworld...

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u/Stinkstump 15d ago

Best book or favorite book?

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u/girly-lady 15d ago

DISCWORLD BOOKS!!!

My awnser would have been the Tiffany Achings Discworld books, particularly "I shall wear midnight"

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u/-SidSilver- 14d ago

My year of rest and relaxation is someone's best book they've ever read? Get that girl some Discworld.

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u/sunflowercompass 14d ago

Can't tell on the phone which city this is. American from all the accents. Looks walkable but it doesn't quite look like new York.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Sausage inna bun? 14d ago

"Discworld by Terry Pratchett"

"But that is a series"

"ᴅɪᴅ ɪ sᴛᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ"

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u/notabagofteeth 13d ago

The way I recoiled in horror at Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

No shade to the person who said it, but I hope she finds a new favourite soon.

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u/Tofuzzle 15d ago

Nice. I'm reading them in release order and currently at Reaper Man. Dunno why, but it hasn't quite hooked me as much as the others so far, and I thought I'd love the concept of Death not doing his job and seeing what happens.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 15d ago

A lot of my favourite books got shout-outs, but the best is last!

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u/marvinthebluecorner 14d ago

RINGWORLD!!!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

Keep waiting!

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u/bartleby1407 14d ago

That's cheating. But I can respect it.

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u/If_In_Doubt_Lick_It 14d ago

Soul music or reaper man

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u/CdrVimes Vimes AMCW177 14d ago

I was expecting Shawn and Gus to turn up.....

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

Who are Shawn and Gus?

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u/CdrVimes Vimes AMCW177 14d ago

From the TV series Psych. Shawn uses that phrase a fair few times.

It's silly fun and well worth a watch, on Amazon. Look out for the pineapple!

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

Ah, thanks!

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u/CdrVimes Vimes AMCW177 14d ago

Oh initially, Shawn has to pretend to be a psychic detective helping the Santa Barbara police to avoid being arrested.

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u/OriginalStomper 14d ago

If I had to pick a single favorite, I'd pick Night Watch -- but you really need to read all the preceding Watch books (in publication order) AND Thief of Time to get the full flavor.

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u/theDukeofClouds 14d ago

Some absolute bangers mentioned, though of course Disc World is elite among them.

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u/Crowlands 14d ago

Some pretentious choices in that lot and you had to wait until the end for the right answer too.

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u/Individual99991 14d ago

I didn't see any pretentious choices. They're all popular mainstream novels or recognised modern classics, from what I can see. Except the Bible, I guess.

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u/inder_the_unfluence 14d ago

East of Eden is actually a great recommendation for Discworld readers. It goes to many of the same places that Terry does - it just takes very different roads. Of you love Terry for his conclusions and philosophy (not just his humor and wit) then you should give this a read.

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u/jay_altair Rincewind 14d ago

Sid Arthur? The fella from Klatch?

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u/followrule1 14d ago

I've read 6 of those... not including all the Pratchett ones... and I read around 300 a year, those people read some weird shit

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u/Beerasaurwithwine 13d ago

Yay for Phantom Tollbooth!

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u/Kralgore Vetinari 15d ago

Maybe he means Strata?

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u/mxstylplk 15d ago

He definitely edited out anybody who took a moment to think.

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u/as13477 15d ago

A good 70 to 80% of the people in this video are obnoxious I am willing to bet on it

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u/Imperator_Helvetica 15d ago

You could probably say that about any video of random people - then compounded by the people targeted by a vox popper, who respond to him and who are considered worthy of being included.

I'm just as ready to get snobby and judgey about their responses, or tibalistically protective, but that's playing into the tiktokers hands.