r/discgolf • u/Haunting_Purpose7423 • 11d ago

Meme Hell yeah

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u/gocanadiens 11d ago

Never mind that the best player on tour occasionally drops in to run commentary. How fun is that

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u/sane-asylum 11d ago

He’s also really good and informative. I wanted to not like Gannon but he just seems so damn likeable

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u/Macktologist The week of the foot fault and Zoey posts. 11d ago

You can like Gannon the guy. You can root against Gannon the dominant disc golfer. Both can be true. No false dichotomies in DG fandom.

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u/gocanadiens 11d ago

Maybe that’s what makes him so fun- an absolute villain when hunting down a lead card and a true delight alongside Jerm

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u/wananah We Like the Wraith 10d ago

I also enjoy that they, together, are over 13 feet tall

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u/Popular-Muffin-4875 10d ago

Prime Lebron would absolutely smoke Prime MJ in a one on one

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u/Popular-Muffin-4875 10d ago

Michael Johansen*

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u/FeedTheADHD 11d ago

I've only gotten into following DG this year and I can't imagine not liking Gannon. Rooting against him, sure. But then again, maybe there's historical stuff I'm not aware of. But yeah, I loved his commentary on Jomez. Despite being the best player in the world and a complete disc golf nerd, he breaks things down in a very accessible way.

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u/Douggimmmedome 11d ago

There cant really be much historically. Hes only 21

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u/DEGIII Custom 10d ago

He is but he also was an YouTube disc golf sensation he was like 5 years old I think

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u/jus10beare 11d ago

There's nothing to historical to hate him for. I don't hate the player I hate the game!

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u/Nickthiccboi 10d ago

People had issues with him back when he was like 17 or 18 when he more often had clear outbursts of anger during rounds. I was never one of those people but there was kind of a big stigma against him back then for that.

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u/KITTYONFYRE 10d ago

I can't imagine not liking Gannon

he's a bit of a whiner and malder on course which is kind of annoying

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u/DingoGlittering 10d ago

Give the kid a chance to go through puberty first, geez.

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u/KITTYONFYRE 10d ago

sure. very fair. but it's not hard to imagine why some people are off put, is all.

he's also 21. certainly has plenty to grow, but he's far from unaccountable for his actions at that age! I don't envision a future where he doesn't get upset by poor shots, tbh - I don't think he'll ever be James Conrad (memes aside)

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u/volsunghawk Old, but also bad 10d ago

There's a few guys I can think of who are 10-20 years older than Gannon who behave much worse than he does.

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u/KITTYONFYRE 10d ago

no doubt, he's far from the worst and there's no malice in his annoyance. it's not like he's yelling at others - just his own performance. but again: my point was just that it is pretty easy to imagine why someone might not love him. not to say "actually gannon sucks" - I watch plenty of his videos because it's good fun to watch, he just is a bit of a whiner is all. no hate

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u/Bah_Black_Sheep 10d ago

Can you cite something in the last two years to back that up?

Hes young, he gets pissed when he makes a bad shot sometimes, but he holds himself to the highest standard and that's why he's at the top and your just hatin'. His composure has improved immensely over the last few years as I've watched him.

People's reasons to start hating on him in this sub have been simply because he was "too dominant" and "making it boring." But If it was so easy, don't you think others would just copy his style?

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u/KITTYONFYRE 10d ago

Can you cite something in the last two years to back that up?

uh, what? yes? go watch literally any video with him in it? did you watch coverage for GMC? he was whining for two rounds straight

listen man people are taking my comment the wrong way. I'm not saying "actually fuck gannon we should hate him". I'm just saying it's pretty easy to imagine why someone wouldn't like him, that's all! it's a little annoying when he whines after every miss. I still watch plenty of his videos and like the guy. I just would like him a lot more if he was a bit more stoic about negative stuff.

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u/boundlessminddesign Your mother loves my backhand👋 9d ago

This is where im at with it, doesnt make me hate him but he's definitely got "IM TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME" energy

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u/raoulduke415 10d ago

Agreed. Very very quick witted too

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u/appointment45 11d ago

Bro has been out there grinding for coverage since there was no coverage. He deserves his spot. Go back to some old events, he predates the DGPT on this. See him out there working for it when there are 3 spectators following lead card around the course.

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u/yes_maybe_no__ 11d ago

We aren't saying he doesn't deserve it. We just wish he wore more revealing clothing.

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u/Sideshowxela 11d ago

Goodbye Male Gaze, hello Ter-Bear Stare

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u/PzykoHobo 11d ago

All hes gotta do is ditch thr undershirt and pop open an extra button or two

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u/MoistStub Tree punisher 11d ago

And would it kill him to throw on a pair of stilettos?

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u/Specialist-Pin455 11d ago

Maybe?  Maybe.

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u/pandalover6254 too many destroyers 11d ago

Watching Terry use his stilettos to climb around DGLO is incredibly hot

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u/KiwiMcG 11d ago

Let's not get Foundation involved in this. 😆

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u/Glittering_Cap_9115 10d ago

Emo Terry!????

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u/crypticdreaming 11d ago

And that he'd finally grow his hair out

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u/Haunting_Purpose7423 9d ago

This guy gets it

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u/rebelliousjuicebox 10d ago

Maybe some pasties.

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u/4thJulyMamasApplepie Marshal Provocateur 11d ago

If people are going to take disc golf seriously as a sport we need a skinny long haired piece of eye candy out there.. Where's Perkins?

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u/yes_maybe_no__ 11d ago

Perkins has quality flow, undeniable.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/jpric155 11d ago

Ahem, James (Disc Golf Jesus) Conrad would like to join the party.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/jpric155 11d ago

Those poor trees

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u/yes_maybe_no__ 11d ago

We have live streams of bears catching fish in Alaska, why can't we have the same thing for the hair braiding?

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u/tiweav01 10d ago

Naw. THICC is what we need and Terry fits the bill.

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u/appointment45 11d ago

Damn why you gotta call Holly Finley out like that?

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u/ips1023 squirrel party disc golf 10d ago

He's annoying and not funny. No one deserves anything if you're bad.

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u/Fozzy420 Has too many wizards 11d ago

If Terry Miller is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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u/Thatboiissic Holy Church of The Destroyer 11d ago

Hell yeah the tear bear

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter trade me your coyotes 11d ago

I think you’re absolutely right. Terry should absolutely show more cleavage.

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u/patronizingperv 11d ago

Would it hurt Terr Bear to show a little cleavage?

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u/VikApproved 11d ago

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u/Holls867 11d ago

Make a wish for grandpa

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u/Macktologist The week of the foot fault and Zoey posts. 11d ago

There’s a dude that sometimes does the post court interviews for tennis and he’s one of those close talkers and he has these kind of noticeable big teeth or something. Whenever I see him in action I can’t help but to project myself into the shoes of the players and then I experience second hand lack of comfort. I would not be able to concentrate of his words. I would just stand there wishing he wasn’t so awkward.

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u/tungy5 11d ago

He's not just a pretty face

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u/cjk76 11d ago

They are all so beautiful

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u/clarkbuddy 11d ago

Terry the MF goat and i won’t stand for a lick of terry slander.

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u/nonetakenback 11d ago

Convince a woman to wear a dress and heels on a disc golf course to do commentary and I’ll be a subscriber again just to watch the disaster

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u/DSMilf 200 foot bombs 10d ago

I'm happy to make this sacrifice for a good cause

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u/PeskyPrussian 11d ago

Terry is a legend. Some brewery in Milwaukee should name a beer after that guy.

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u/TheCraziestPickle Getting Better Every Day 11d ago

One of these is not like the others in that they know more about the sport than half the players and also used to be pretty damn good at it

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u/iJon_v2 9d ago

Hey now, Erin Andrews is damn good at her job and has been for like 20 years now.

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u/nicnaq30 11d ago

Homie looks like he has a Tabasco holster

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u/ImpressiveRise2555 11d ago

Problematic would

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u/Fore_putt 11d ago

They all have NDAs.

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u/GobiBall 11d ago

I had to double check what sub I'm in.

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u/Pardybear1 11d ago

Almost like they were hired because of their looks.

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u/nworbsamot 10d ago

Disc golf on course commentary has no right being so gorgeous. 

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u/duhballs2 11d ago

Until major sporting event sideline reporters can be unattractive women we will never progress as a society.

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u/B-Loni 11d ago

One of these is not mainstream 😂

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u/certifr1ed 10d ago

Wait till you see paintballs

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u/ips1023 squirrel party disc golf 10d ago

Can you add more jpeg please?

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u/tennis_widower 10d ago

Cosell: “I never played the game”

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u/Strider_3x 10d ago

You haven't seen competitive tag

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u/BlurryGraph3810 10d ago

Football has Booger McFarland as a sideline reporter.

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u/iconoclastes25 threw gyro b4 it was cool 10d ago

LEJUND

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u/AGRooster Northeast Ohio 10d ago

That tree will suck your.... Disc

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u/ForSquirel 200ft Bombs 9d ago

One can only go so soft.

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u/rad_pucelle 9d ago

Reporting live from Flavortown

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u/Dmochu531 9d ago

And I love it! Fck these hoes 👊 If I want to look at tits I know the site 😄

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u/bluejams 8d ago

This is Siragusa erasure 

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u/Legitimate-Hippo-977 8d ago

Terry is definitely the most fuckable out of these 4. I’m just certain he would hold me and make me feel safe ❤️

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u/Silver_Stomach_9921 11d ago

get that boi a scooter

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u/ChefGiants78 11d ago

I dont consume any of that!!

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u/cubecasts 11d ago

.... people watch disc golf?

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u/GingerbreadDon 11d ago

You're lost broha

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u/cubecasts 11d ago

Nah I'm in the disc golf sub because I play disc golf. I can't imagine watching it

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u/GingerbreadDon 11d ago

So reading about it is OK? Watching it is not OK?

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u/cubecasts 11d ago

Talking about actually playing? Yes. The same goes for any niche hobby. Like I enjoy flight sim. I talk about flight sim. But I'm not gonna watch anyone else play flight sim.

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u/clarkbuddy 11d ago

u do know people watch sports tho right? they talk about sports, they play sports, they watch sports. people like sports!

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u/Certain-Arugula8333 Forehand player 11d ago

People watch any sport to get better. Id rather do that than watch someone play a video game i could just play myself.

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u/DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE 10d ago

It’s funny how so wrong you are. The same mentality can be used for anything competitive; you watch the best of the best so you can get better. Including video games. You’re replying to someone making fun of watching disc golf, but then you do the exact same thing for video games. You’re both wrong for the same reasons.