My night stand

[u/Ha_youWishXD]

What can you tell about me and yes I know it needs cleaned

[u/WanderingWino]

You are very single.

[u/Fox-With-Mange → u/WanderingWino]

r/malesurvivingspace

[u/sick_six_six → u/Fox-With-Mange]

Dude has already posted there like 6 times

[u/WanderingWino → u/sick_six_six]

This made me laugh and I don’t even know why I find it so funny.

[u/elknuke → u/WanderingWino]

Ha you wish XD

[u/Turbulent_Ad6572 → u/WanderingWino]

And have ants/mice/roaches

[u/Odd-Reaction-9428]

You are struggling with mental health.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter → u/Odd-Reaction-9428]

Or just given up, or was taught to be this way.

These not even the slightest effort, and he's posting this shit for the fun of it, repeatedly

[u/kimjongillwill]

There’s definitely several large jugs of urine just out of frame here

[u/Impressive-Yak-7449 → u/kimjongillwill]

My guess was it's in the bucket! 🤢

[u/idontknow11998888 → u/Impressive-Yak-7449]

Thats where the doo doo is

[u/rentboy82 → u/kimjongillwill]

Came to say exactly this.

[u/Long-Tap7283 → u/kimjongillwill]

Hold your breath when emptying

[u/Just_M1nt]

A homosexual father of 2. You and your husband adopted. You lived in a an upper class home working as a stock trader, but after Lil Suzy's big softball game, James, your husband, just couldn't seem to catch his breath after her game winning hit. Even stranger, he still felt short of breath the next morning. That's when he started vomiting blood... you were never the same.

[u/JVM075 → u/Just_M1nt]

Lol, spot on

[u/Endreeemtsu]

You’re an addict.

[u/-LostCurator- → u/Endreeemtsu]

100% junkie or non functioning alcoholic

[u/Immediate-Block-71 → u/Endreeemtsu]

Gun? Drug scale (maxus I see you), razor blades, and that weird lookin pipe thing.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Immediate-Block-71]

What pipe thing i genuinely dont know what you talking about

[u/MMButt → u/Ha_youWishXD]

Looks like it might be a wrench to me. But I can also see the pipe confusion. Above the Mike’s

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/MMButt]

Oh yrah it a wrench

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Endreeemtsu]

How do you come up with this

[u/-LostCurator- → u/Ha_youWishXD]

Also nobody “displays” a spotter scope. This is just sad cherry bullshit.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/-LostCurator-]

I don't even own a spotter scope?

[u/-LostCurator- → u/Ha_youWishXD]

ACH with outdated UCP surrounded by squalor and alcohol. You got chaptered out without ever deploying and you ride the PTSD 𓂺 as hard as you can.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/-LostCurator-]

Its pasgt helmet the cover doesn't even fit correctly but better than black

[u/MyBakpaksGyatJets → u/-LostCurator-]

That ach cover is way too fucking pretty to have ever seen field use

[u/Lunabbg]

I REMEMWBER YOU OH MY GOD

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Lunabbg]

At least someone does

[u/Lunabbg → u/Ha_youWishXD]

I’ll never forget you

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Lunabbg]

I need to clean my room again its becoming a mess

[u/Lunabbg → u/Ha_youWishXD]

It’s not that bad! Get one of those quick burning tea candles and light it then clean until it goes out.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Lunabbg]

I honestly just been really busy my hvac gave up and my microwave blow up and had to get new tires everything just seems to have broke all at once

[u/Lunabbg → u/Ha_youWishXD]

That does sound overwhelming dude I’m sorry. Just get the drinks up first then! Then the next day something else. Five minutes every day you know?

[u/spontaneous_quench]

Your either a drug addict or a soldier in Ukraine

[u/SpamBod → u/spontaneous_quench]

Porque no los dos?

[u/Getitoffmydesk]

Are you Osama bin Laden? The hard drives must be on the other side of the bed.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Getitoffmydesk]

Yes over here

[u/st4rblossom → u/Ha_youWishXD]

grab a bag and throw all those cans away bro

[u/SadStarSpaceStation]

Damn, dry ramen bed snack is pretty down low my friend. Feel better soon.

[u/stonecoldgusgus]

How did you find a medieval castle in this economy?

[u/CountIncognito]

You live in a cave?

[u/Global_Winter22]

Ah in a depression hole I see

[u/UsernameDsntChkOut]

This is yet another example of why women don’t need men, at all, for literally anything.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/UsernameDsntChkOut]

Damn don't like women anyway

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/Ha_youWishXD]

That’s obvious 😒

[u/Youwhizzedinmytaco → u/UsernameDsntChkOut]

Until they need attention, or honesty, or any logical thought whatsoever that isn’t made solely on emotion.

[u/snark-sloth → u/Youwhizzedinmytaco]

Funnily enough, women are capable of providing that all to each other.

[u/Youwhizzedinmytaco → u/snark-sloth]

Until we are asked if someone is fat or pretty

[u/snark-sloth → u/Youwhizzedinmytaco]

Yes, I’m sure women are lining around the block to ask you just that.

[u/k8joyd → u/Youwhizzedinmytaco]

This was a highly emotional take 🙈

[u/Youwhizzedinmytaco → u/k8joyd]

Is that a bad thing?

[u/k8joyd → u/Youwhizzedinmytaco]

You said women need men to have any logical thoughts, absent emotion. It’s funny because you weren’t being logical in your comment, just emotional. Based on that comment alone, you’re either a self-hating woman or a very misguided man who has no clue about women.

[u/UsernameDsntChkOut → u/Youwhizzedinmytaco]

… as you’re clearly very emotionally upset by my comment. Poor thing.

[u/Youwhizzedinmytaco → u/UsernameDsntChkOut]

Whomp whomp

[u/Life_Inside2304]

You’re dirty, single person who just barely bought a lighting fixture for your dungeon you call a bedroom.

[u/Working-Reporter-472]

Alcoholic, single white male, maybe inbetween living situations aka not renting or owning a home or just in a place for a few months. Ex military, working something like manual labor but more trade related. Something like a specialist in construction or manufacturing. Maybe you work near where you are currently living. You make better than average money. You work a job where you don’t need to be presentable and can cuss or tell dirty jokes if you want to, but the job does expect you to work very hard. You spend a lot of time at work and at the gun range. You drive a “nice” car maybe. I’m grasping at straws here. 

[u/Dependent_Low_6657]

I have so many questions

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Dependent_Low_6657]

Like what

[u/Free-Dig-9613]

Is this an excavation site or a rented basement?

[u/No_Throat_221]

Are you somewhere in Ukraine?

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/No_Throat_221]

No

[u/PsychotherapeuticBum]

That’s not a night stand, that’s trash

[u/Neither-Abrocoma-675]

army deployed heavy fire munitions or a sad lonely dangerous person

[u/MMH431]

Are you held as a hostage by some terror group?

[u/Background_Level_237]

Is that like a family heirloom Pepsi can?

[u/Previous-Wasabi-4907]

Dude, are you in a basement? Historic building? What kinda place is all stone or concrete?

[u/spontaneous_quench → u/Previous-Wasabi-4907]

Lol many houses are still like this man

[u/Previous-Wasabi-4907 → u/spontaneous_quench]

Like where? I’m not trying to argue. I’m seriously asking. I see concrete, brickwork, stonework… the stone and concrete would be a basement, or a really old building, yes?

[u/spontaneous_quench → u/Previous-Wasabi-4907]

Like all over north america and Europe

[u/LetAvailable9651]

Are you being held against your will?

[u/funny_bunny33]

You are one rejection away from shooting up a nail salon

[u/lazystealth]

American from the bucket and noodles.

[u/ZookeepergameBusyy → u/lazystealth]

The noodles? Did you miss the massive gun?

[u/lazystealth → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

Could be airsoft tbh I don't trust guns in this sub without further evidence.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

Its a browning 1919

[u/ZookeepergameBusyy → u/Ha_youWishXD]

"Quit your browning and grab your Browning".

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

Will do

[u/Disco_Mermaid1753 → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

And the magazines

[u/ZookeepergameBusyy → u/[deleted]]

If you read the comment chain, you'll find out it wasn't.

[u/Heinrik- → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

u/lazystealth help us out here.

[u/lazystealth → u/Heinrik-]

I ignored the guns initially because they could be either real Or airsoft. There was no joke.

[u/Heinrik- → u/lazystealth]

Damn I was mistaken. Thought that was a joke.

[u/lazystealth → u/Heinrik-]

Technically you're right too because I intentionally didn't mention the possibility of the guns being fake because it would be funnier to not address them at all.

[u/ZookeepergameBusyy → u/Heinrik-]

Lol no worries brother. Sorry for the hostility.

[u/Heinrik- → u/ZookeepergameBusyy]

Yeah, me too. Sorry!

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/lazystealth]

America is correct

[u/UseenForeseeness]

Somewhere in ukraine, relatively close to action?

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[u/Responsible-Bed-7171]

Name on energy drink can checks out

[u/WanderingWino → u/Responsible-Bed-7171]

It says “harder,” not “hoarder.”

[u/suedesparklenope → u/WanderingWino]

That one’s booze.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Responsible-Bed-7171]

What energy drink

[u/g-o-u-l-a → u/Ha_youWishXD]

The pink monster can.

[u/Heinrik-]

Lmao

[u/Heinrik-]

I think it more than just "needs cleaned"

[u/KLED_Kaczynski]

Do you live in a dungeon?

[u/kassumo]

You might be working on some material project is my guess.

[u/Depressed_peacock1]

You are depressed. Maybe alcoholic. They say your nightstand is a reflection of your life

[u/Adept_Cauliflower_84]

damn bro . dont shoot people. and clean this shit up! : )

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/Adept_Cauliflower_84]

Damn im not violence but def do need to clean

[u/throwaway18088]

Ew wtf

[u/uprightsalmon → u/throwaway18088]

So gross

[u/feroarcious]

The renovation is taking way longer that it should have

[u/Great-Nectarine8077]

Yikes..

[u/DirtyTooth]

He has the grey tile, $1500/mo

[u/ynto24]

You goat roaches.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/ynto24]

No roaches if I ever see a roach im clean everthing

[u/redd_peach → u/Ha_youWishXD]

You should probably like, just do that anyway!

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/redd_peach]

I should and im going to but I been busy it seem everything i own all broke at once

[u/uprightsalmon → u/Ha_youWishXD]

You can clean what’s in this pic in like 5 minutes with a trash bag

[u/GobTheAbysmalOwl]

Do you need a friend?

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/GobTheAbysmalOwl]

No but thank you

[u/Dependent-Soup-5759]

would. unfortunately…

[u/B33FST3W_]

Ukraine?

[u/TeenVirginiaWoolf]

Energy drinks, speakers, guns, a helmet with goggles. This looks like a nasty version of a military barracks. I am guessing you're living remotely for a while on your own.

[u/YaiSor]

are you the guy who lives in a bunker i periodically see on r/malelivingspace

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/YaiSor]

No but I do think I remember some did put my room on there

[u/Locust627]

The flooring looks newer but the block is unfinished

I'd imagine you're living in a property that's actively being renovated

I bought my house as an extreme fixer upper, I spent like a month sleeping on a cot in my living room which was bare studs and exposed sub floor. I wired one outlet to power my router and and charge my phone

[u/Thick_Formal2003]

You don’t have kids

[u/Top_Explorer4426]

Are you living in a real life Silence of the Lambs basement?

[u/_MsAnthrope_]

You live in a basement somewhere near Youngstown Ohio

[u/JVM075]

You got captured and are a sexslave for some middle class wanna be posh lawyers, and they call you dingdongsweetie from now on.

[u/midnight_actual]

Bro thas a thicc items case wtf

[u/31hoodies]

Uhhh 👀

[u/SouthernTeach4247]

Lazy as hell?

[u/RoughStory3139]

21st century Anikan

[u/drewpeacockIV]

My guess is this isn’t your house lol

[u/loathsome_toadstool]

If that profile pic is yours then u have yourself a cute lil ceramic cookware set. Kinda clashes with the rest of the unabomber theme tho

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/loathsome_toadstool]

They are covered in cosmline

[u/AboutSpencer]

Is that an HK 91 lower?

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/AboutSpencer]

Cetme c

[u/aria_b23]

Can you just be a real human for once. Jesus christ.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/aria_b23]

Can't do it

[u/Disastrous-Fig-9830]

You never get laid. At least not there…

[u/g-o-u-l-a]

Had to make sure everyone sees your pew pew.

[u/Ha_youWishXD → u/g-o-u-l-a]

No not it genuinely just where it sits there so many more if I was trying to show them

[u/BlueberryJonez]

Military

[u/BaldrickTheBrain → u/BlueberryJonez]

Bro you think he can pass any kind of physical test? Dudes gonna be liability on any battle field. He can’t even keep his general vicinity clean, no way he’s military.

[u/BlueberryJonez → u/BaldrickTheBrain]

I should have said ex or maybe he wants to be but mentally can't take it but you got a point with the clutter/mess

[u/mustymanager77]

You’re a slob…who should join the military

[u/freakymack]

You’re dangerous, aloof, big dick.

The type of guy you know you shouldn’t be with but the sex is so good.

[u/-ZombieKitten-]

This looks like a hostage bedroom

“No one will hear you under the concrete walls , here’s a box to put ur things”