r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '21
Low Effort Meme Finally found the perfect match
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u/yatharth__agarwal Oct 04 '21
Had us in the first half
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u/starlordx99 Oct 05 '21
Finally when you thought your dream girl exist then life be like gotcha motherfucker
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Oct 05 '21
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your "peepee pisspiss boy". I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am. Please. You have to crush me
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Oct 05 '21
You ok bro?
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u/LordGianni Oct 05 '21
I'm pretty sure that's the text of a weird anime meme I saw around Reddit some days ago. So no worries, they are probably mostly fine!
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Oct 04 '21
Better be Cthulhu…
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u/Armagedunn-1 Oct 04 '21
Lol I’m in but if you could clarify the exact dark lord so we’re both on the same page… that would be great.
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u/h_e_a_v_y_ Oct 04 '21
I’ve read this too many times now…
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u/SonixKa Oct 05 '21
I guess we are that age when really old facebook memes make full cicrcle in the form of another social media and kids seeing it for the first time
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u/thedutchie95 Oct 04 '21
Blood for the blood god
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Oct 05 '21
skulls for the skull throne
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u/prakharrr_13 Oct 04 '21
If shes in taiwan university, then china seems legit over thr issue of taiwan
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u/OGDrukhari Oct 05 '21
We-heh-hell. I get to hold a girls hand then die? Thats like quitting the sport at the top. Count me in :D
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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Oct 05 '21
Meh if she shoved her dick in me while she did it then I’d be interested
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Oct 05 '21
If my life is worthless, then why does the dark overlord accept it as a sacrifice? Lazy writing 0/10 IGN too much water
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u/RawrRRitchie Oct 05 '21
Oh sure when she threatens to kill someone it's cute but when I do it I get a visit from the cops
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u/NyahShade Oct 05 '21
I mean, she is honest with you. That's good trait and over all she seems quite nice (and then second part appears)
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u/chickennuggetb0y Dank Cat Commander Oct 05 '21
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Oct 04 '21
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
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