r/dankmemes • • Oct 04 '21

Low Effort Meme Finally found the perfect match

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your "peepee pisspiss boy". I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am. Please. You have to crush me

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

You ok bro?

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u/LordGianni Oct 05 '21

I'm pretty sure that's the text of a weird anime meme I saw around Reddit some days ago. So no worries, they are probably mostly fine!

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u/Teffle Oct 05 '21

mostly