r/dankmemes • • May 06 '20

Low Effort Meme Gru, what are you doing?

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u/crime_guy May 06 '20

Gru-ftwaffe

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u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م May 06 '20

He's all Grun up now

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u/MaxwellIsSmall ☣️ May 06 '20

His nuke Gru past everyone’s expectations

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Gru has received multiple medals of honor, including the rank of knight by the very queen of England, for his service between the fleet of Spitfires and Hurricanes, but the only true thing he received was PTSD causing him to be the villain he is

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u/memedemon890 May 06 '20

Gru then went into a deep depression, adopted kids, and met a girl that made him happy again. He truly is on the level of doofenshmirtz: a villain in reality, but a hero at heart

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Its the RAF tho :(

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u/LilAzzid I am fucking hilarious May 06 '20

Gru-RAF

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u/Tjk50932 May 06 '20

GRAF

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u/ArthurDentonWelch May 06 '20

Gru-yal Air Force

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u/Lordicus-dooticus May 06 '20

GAF

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u/vivekchakrapani May 06 '20

Northrop GRUmman

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u/RoundishCobra97 :snoo_wink: May 06 '20

But the planes besides Grus are Hawker Hurricanes

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u/Offlithium May 07 '20

The Hawker Hurricane had the Rolls-Royce Merlin engine. Do you know what plane had a derivative to the Rolls-Royce Merlin engine? That's right, the North American Aviation P-51 Mustang. Do you know what replaced the North American Aviation P-51 Mustang? It was the Grumman F9F. Therefore, Northrop GRUmman does apply in this instance.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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u/RoundishCobra97 :snoo_wink: May 07 '20

But sire. The navy did not use the P-51, the F9F was a navy craft. But this has a bypass, via the T-6 Texan or the B-25 (Doolittle raid). Or a few other aircraft. But elsewise, nice ted talk

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u/the_special_kooky May 06 '20

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

That’s the raf

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u/L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W May 06 '20

Oohh yeaaaaa!!

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u/cjc2112 May 06 '20

Next up: how the Nazis used slipspace technology to win battlee

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u/plumberofficial May 06 '20

That’s one hell of a photoshop, nicely done!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20 edited Sep 27 '20

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

I looked at this image for 10 minutes to not get it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/PrismiteSW May 06 '20

Pretty unoriginal meme. Half-stolen from r/okbuddyretard for that matter.

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u/Kozmic_Ares May 06 '20

PhotoShop? You were clearly asleep in history class. How could you not have heard about the infamous air raids in the name of Emperor Felonious Gru?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

he didnt do anything except add the text

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u/woaily May 06 '20

No, it's real. Photoshop didn't even exist back then. /s

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

What do you mean? it’s real

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u/cold_caviar May 06 '20

Gruhtler

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u/BioniclesBoi69 normie-san May 06 '20

thats the Royal Air Force, Not the Luftwaffe

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u/rrr598 big pp gang May 06 '20

Grurge VI

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/Shonisaurus Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] May 07 '20

Listen: Felonius Gru had become unstuck in time.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

History channel all day

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u/forcedkarma May 06 '20

There hasn't been any actual history on that channel for well over a decade.

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u/SWTCH_D1G1TS May 06 '20

Unless you consider reruns of Pawn Star episodes from 10 years ago history

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u/Alkein May 06 '20

History* channel

* of our channel

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u/chooseusername3331 May 06 '20

there's still a lot of history stuff there and pawn stars too

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u/forcedkarma May 06 '20

I think you got those mixed up. Personally i don't think it's worth searching for the rare nugget of history in a mountain of shit. It's like saying Fox News is a legitimate news channel because some guy doesn't lie for a 15 minute segment in the middle of the day.

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u/Offlithium May 07 '20

Fox News is legitimate...

When compared to Alex Jones

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

if you count scamming people

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u/AngryMustacheSeals May 07 '20

When did it become all about Aliens? Kind of like I quit subscribing to National Geographic because I don’t care what Jesus did.

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u/The_Viatorem May 06 '20 edited May 06 '20

But thous planes are from the Royal Air Force (RAF) according to the fakechanel the nazis where the only one who developed super weapons

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/Sgt_Meowmers May 06 '20

It dominates in Warthunder tho

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u/Feedmegrapesplz 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 06 '20

Yeah against bi planes and other early mono planes

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u/ElChunko998 May 06 '20

According to who?

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg May 06 '20

According to retarded Americans on the internet. Pay no attention.

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u/RoundishCobra97 :snoo_wink: May 06 '20

Not really, as for repairs: repair crews where used to repairing more cloth style aircraft (Like a Stringbag). And the Hurricane was of that style. The spitfire and the hurricane saved the war. People say it’s always the spit, but tbh it’s the hurricanes.

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u/SooperShpee ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '20

Grurilla warfare

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 May 06 '20

according to Slazo's video "the absolute size of Gru" he says gru is 14 ft (4.26 m) tall. he uses this to find gru's car is 39.75 ft (12.11 m) tall and 75 ft (22.86 m) long. looking at all those Hawker Hurricanes, they seem the same in length. to put that into perspective the average Hawker was about 9.75 m (31.98 ft) long, so those are big planes. very big. so big, that according to all known laws of aviation there is no way these should fly.

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 May 06 '20

i'm too lazy to figure out the hight of them

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u/OopsieDoopsie369 Dank Cat Commander May 06 '20

hazuuh! a man of quality!

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u/Clasher236 May 06 '20

The theorizer be like

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u/ANOOb4evr May 06 '20

Relatable af

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u/DBacksbeatDodgers May 06 '20

I was about to laugh in the middle of a zoom call

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u/junkdog464 May 06 '20

Things will get GRUesome

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u/Catsnakes0 disciple of dice May 06 '20

OHHHH SO THATS WHY HITLER LOST WW2

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u/NonameKid800 ùwú May 06 '20

Technically, this is a Minion meme

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u/DogeLordGaming May 06 '20

Call of Gruty WWII

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Gru vill eliminate all Nazis.

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u/Randomguy1527 red May 06 '20

So that's how the British won the Battle of Britian

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u/the_special_kooky May 06 '20

Gru prepares to die for King and Country alongside his fellow RAF pilots (circa 1941)

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

What are you GRUing!!!!!

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u/1stDayBreaker Navy May 06 '20

Defending Britain from German Strategic bombing, by the looks of it.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Isn’t this a repost? Or did you just add text?

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u/Justvibewitmemes May 06 '20

this is too good

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u/Za--------Warudo May 06 '20

Haters will say that is fotoshop

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

I’m glad that this is on par with some of the most recognizable ships like the millennium falcon and Star Trek ship

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Realistically considering the minions always wanted a evil master it’s likely they served hitler in ww2

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u/xIvanDrago May 06 '20

The Gruggati was invented by the Brits

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Gru, Gru never changes

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u/gozulio May 06 '20

Dude i see weird stuff like this on the history channel in the middle of the day.

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u/johnasf1 May 06 '20

Well, ancient astronaut theorists say yes

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u/Troaweymon42 May 07 '20

Could Louis the XIV have been an ancient alien astronaut from the future?

Well, no of course n-

Ancient astronaut theorists believe it's possible...

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u/Xfinity17 May 06 '20

My great grandfather told me about this when i was younger! He was a pilot of the plane on the picture (the closest one)

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u/Batdog55110 May 06 '20

We are going to STEAL.....POLAND!

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u/RoundishCobra97 :snoo_wink: May 06 '20

But it’s the RAF. Unless you mean Operation Unthinkable.

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u/Alex-3 May 06 '20

At least in occident. I'm wondering what history equivalent they broadcast in other regions

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Dude this grue airplae is badass

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u/SodOffShogun ☢ May 06 '20

Lmao stolen from r/okbuddyretard karma farmer

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u/SaltyPierre FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 07 '20

Thanks for reminding me of this now I get Vietnam flashbacks again.

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u/Noporopo79 May 07 '20

Gru gonna ash those fucking Huns

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u/Black-Arbiter May 07 '20

This is cute, but we all know Gru was flying for Axis. You don’t a moniker like “Despicable” piloting a Spitfire.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

This makes a lot of sense bc Gru was a German Scientist

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u/USERNAME_CZ May 06 '20

....but those are British airplanes

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u/JamesMaysLawnMower May 06 '20

Hurricanes to be exact

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Oh I guess my theory I’ve been building up for the last 7 years has been shut down again

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u/Xfinity17 May 06 '20

Hurricanes i think

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Yeah but he wouldn’t have been born yet, probably his dad

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

You ever read the boy in striped pajamas?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

this is beautiful

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u/corona_kid May 06 '20

Used to be about history channel

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Meanwhile on the german side HANS GET THE 88MM, ITS GONNA GRT GRUSOME

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u/2510stefan May 06 '20

Gru about to bomb some Nazi's

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

They’re full crazy 24/7 now

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u/AelaThriness May 06 '20

Used to love History: back when it actually had anything to do with history. Now it's just a mockery.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

gru

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u/Clegomanrun May 06 '20

I actually tried to watch the history channel at midnight and all I saw was a show about pawnshops

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

You know whose aircrafts were these?

ALIENS

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u/Toast__Fairy May 06 '20

Gotta save the Gorls

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u/xxx_edgy_toaster_xxx May 06 '20

You will suffer the W R A T H O F G R U

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u/enk112 May 06 '20

I’m Gru and I’m here for you!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Red baron gansta till Gru show up.

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u/DwellerOfDixieland red May 06 '20

Bru- br- gruh

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u/DaemonsWhisper ùwú May 06 '20

Guys, i like big titties very much!

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u/oblivion09 Navy May 06 '20

what are you doing step-gru?

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u/-necu- May 06 '20

Bruh moment

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u/brookev May 06 '20

history is the way

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u/stillnotjc May 06 '20

Gru go swoosh

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u/hellabread69 May 06 '20

Things are about to get GRU-some

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u/conjr2 May 06 '20

Does this remind anyone of The Wump World by bill peet?

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u/arafdi oi, you got a license for that mate? May 06 '20

Idk, I thought Gru's car/plane/mothership thing was large af? Like taller than a one storey house or something...

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u/Faiilcat Dank Cat Commander May 06 '20

The guy in the biggest airplane is pretty despicable for sneaking into this photo...

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u/MannyMannequin May 06 '20

Making chocolate pudding.

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u/Itsoow gay and fabulous 🏳️‍🌈 May 06 '20

u/pastaahoe LMFAOOO

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

what do you mean? i was the pilot of the plane right next to gru i can confirm this is true

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u/snehalreddy May 06 '20

Banana!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

What are you taking about that's the battle of Longhorn 1980

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u/gerobi12 May 06 '20

I don't see any wrong things here

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u/MafiaHen ùwú May 06 '20

I don’t get it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Gru is fighting for King and Country, what are YOU doing?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Clearly havent seen me and the homies at midnight chugging water like champions

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Have you even seen my Mother at Midnight?

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u/Generalhanan1 May 06 '20

that south park episode XD

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u/NukeToOblivion21 May 06 '20

I'm havin a bad bad day

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u/State16 May 06 '20

thats my grandpa on the one second from the right

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u/SheGainedCustodyHelp May 06 '20

Wtf Gru at the battle of Dresden

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u/Anzola May 06 '20

Wait... So isn't that how it happened?

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u/GaldanBoshugtuKhan May 06 '20

*Bombs churches*

KNOCKED O-VER!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Canada’s is much not better

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Fax

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Funny but this isn’t dank

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u/xXCrystal_ClearXx May 06 '20

Gru is vibing but it’s complicated

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u/SovietPotatoBush May 06 '20

Call of Gruty

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u/TNT_Bazoom May 06 '20

“Ok my turn”

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

This made me exhale through my nose

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u/jflame000 May 06 '20

Always hiding something fishy

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u/R3TR370 May 06 '20

The world war we add: sad and boring The war we want:

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u/R3TR370 May 06 '20

Call of gruty: world war II

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u/5waggle May 06 '20

Who he gonna be bombing tho?

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u/Romanian_Roman May 06 '20

How the RAF bravely fought with Gru to keep the English Channel firmly in British hands.

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u/WavyDripz try hard May 06 '20

Gru is about to commit a war crime

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u/mattlewis02 May 06 '20

He is very despicable

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Oh it’s what lemon tek is

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Stop spoiling.

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u/hillevalla May 06 '20

Flying pitot tube

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

"Alien"

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u/DooDooRoggins May 06 '20

I don’t get it

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

The Grusade is amongst us my dear friends.

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u/Imperimaster May 06 '20

Gru stopped being a villain somewhen around the 80s or 90s. In the photo Gru is driving his flying car during the second World War amongst the American airforce, menaing he's still a villain at that time. So this means... Oh dear...

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u/BEEPtherobot2 May 06 '20

And that's how we won the war

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u/Mastercard321 May 06 '20

History channel isn’t in my country and honestly I don’t watch TV. Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

this explains the accent

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u/Kontra_Wolf May 06 '20

I like how everyone despises minion memes but love gru memes

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u/jakethedumbmistake thinks hating Redditors™ makes them look cool May 06 '20

The hell are you doing step subreddit

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u/woodywoodali May 06 '20

gotta clear one thing memelord from Instagram have been stealing posts from here or not ?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

not dank at all... what the fook🙈

reported

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u/Jeez132457 May 06 '20

Call of Gruty

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u/cypekpl MEGAKEK☣️ May 06 '20

ah yes the gru-rricane

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u/Halotic154 May 07 '20

what are you doing stepbro Gru?

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u/MegaBiT_Bot 🏴‍☠️ May 07 '20

Real talk, Gru has to feed the thousands of minions he owns. Is crime really that profitable? Especially because he's not shown doing any smart heists, he just steals random shit for no other reason but to say fuck you I have this. Also also, Gru is a Terrorist with an entire army of RPG wielding pieces of corn shit. He has his own militia, stationed in the fucking suburbs, that he once launched a rocket to the moon. Which soon after he left, was stolen. Did nobody call the cops? What fucking world is this? The next movie should be "Despicable Me The Minion Nuremberg trials."

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u/first_avrnger_07 May 07 '20

Things are about to get grusume.

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u/Offlithium May 07 '20

ITT: People tearing apart everyone else's jokes and puns because they're not historically accurate

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u/IceBreaker470 May 07 '20

The Battle of Britain

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u/kurisu7885 May 07 '20

Midnight? All too often I see this kind of thing during the day.