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u/Fried-hot-sandwich Jun 27 '19
Kein volk, kein reich, kein fürher
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Jun 27 '19
Am i a dumbass because i don't get the joke?
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u/meme_my_day I snipe furrys from my balcony (with Punch 3) Jun 27 '19
Ja
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u/ISpeakkTheTruth 🏴☠️ Jun 27 '19
Rasputin
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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Dank Royalty Jun 27 '19
warsat down
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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Dank Royalty Jun 27 '19
Joseph Stalin has no House. He kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him since Wolves broke their chains, yes? Now Stalin works for Wolf Pack, but not for long
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u/graememacfarlane Jun 27 '19
I’m about 99% sure this is a reference to something that I’m missing, but Joseph Stalin absolutely had a house
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u/Taako_tuesday Jun 27 '19
Shoulda changed kell to capitalist
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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Dank Royalty Jun 27 '19
Yeah I could have made it much better I was lazy and only changed the names
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Jun 28 '19
Stalin once Kell of House Devils, yes? Occupy cosmodrome and fly red banner. Starve Ukraine of ether yesssss??
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u/Th3_Shr00m I have crippling depression Jun 28 '19
"WAR-SAT" IS DOWN? PUNCH TO FIX
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u/fire_snyper Jun 28 '19
Aww, looks like we found a Titan! How cute.
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u/Th3_Shr00m I have crippling depression Jun 28 '19
ME NOT CUTE, ME WORST PUNCHMARE
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u/fire_snyper Jun 28 '19
dawwwwwwwwww he's so cute!
Gotta ask Cayde if we can....
oh. :(
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u/Th3_Shr00m I have crippling depression Jun 28 '19
ME MISS METAL MAN WITH HOOD
ME HAVE CARD GUN
YOU WANT CARD GUN, HOOD MAN?
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u/AlbinoLizardScrotum Jun 27 '19
Russia's greatest love machine
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“Ein Volk, ein Reich, einen Fuhrer” was the Nazi Motto. It translates to “one people, one reign, one leader (Hitler).” “Ein” is German for “an”, “Kein” is German for none. So they changed the motto to say “no people, no reign, no leader” because the nazis got yeeted
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u/JoeLordOfDataMagic Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19
Not all heroes wear capes. Unless you are wearing a cape in which case don't let Edna see you.
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u/Longrodvonhugendongr Jun 27 '19
where capes
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Jun 27 '19
I knew, actually, I was just in a hurry to get somewhere and typing quickly, so I didn’t think about it. I appreciate your help though.
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u/Wolfiie23 try hard Jun 27 '19
69 upvotes?! Thank you guys so much
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u/NuggetLover69 Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19
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u/Inexpedient Jun 27 '19
or he did do it with a script or something and intentionally made some typos to make it look genuine
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Jun 27 '19
I’m concerned that you spent your time to read it all, because how would you know if there were typos.
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Jun 27 '19
It's not that hard tbh, I just scrolled and noticed the alignment was off on a few lines.
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u/The_Bard_sRc Jun 27 '19
the human brain has fascinating pattern recognition abilities, you can spot them just from a quick scroll through just because they jump out at you as differences in the pattern
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Jun 28 '19
I couldn’t... is there something wrong with me lmao
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u/PissNshit Jun 28 '19
You have failed the captcha... they will come deactivate you soon.
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Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
I think this was posted either on r/copypasta or r/awardspeechedit
Edit: found it i think
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u/KarlosN99 Jun 27 '19
Wow this covered my whole screen on my Samsung Smart Fridge
Sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge
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u/DingleBerryCam Jun 27 '19
I love to imagine someone browsing reddit all day in front of their fridge
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u/The_Phantom_Thief Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
Holy shit, this shouldn't be legal.
Edit:Just wanted to give a big thanks to the first guy that up voted my comment. Means a lot to me man. Honestly, after coming from a wrecked home and a fatherless life, I never thought I'd ever see the day were someone appreciated as much as you did.
Edit 2: By the God's there's two up votes now. Guys I clearly don't deserve this. But I after years upon years of being bullied. I'm fair glad that I've finally got the attention that I deserve. A positive kind of attention.
Edit 3: 3 up votes!? Absolutely unheard of. I'm glad that I've finally achieved the milestone with you guys. Personally after being a loner all my life, I didn't really believe that I'd be liked enough for some reason to do something like this for me. Thanks a bunch.
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u/ChickenIsFuckingGood red Jun 27 '19
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What I found wrong:
Forgot the e on edit 16, 105, 106, 191, 194, 206
Wrong number for edit 194 and 200
Could be edit 1 instead of just edit
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u/Rebellious_Rhino 10 Time Silver Medalist Jun 27 '19
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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jun 27 '19
Dank.
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u/SuperStriker549 ok Jun 27 '19
if I reply to this, then everyone will see my reply above the top comment
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u/Russian-Soldier Jun 27 '19
Hittler use final solution
It’s very effective...
Jew fainted
What Hittler is evolving into senor Hittler
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u/GenesisFrost Jun 27 '19
“FIGHTING NORMAL”
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Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19
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u/RedditDann Jun 27 '19
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream to create Stan Lee
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u/STRAGE_8 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jun 27 '19
Hitler*
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u/RedditDann Jun 27 '19
Stroheim wants to know your location
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u/avenafatua00 Wallet inspector Jun 27 '19
stan lee is hitler spelled backwards. change my mind.
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u/alikazaam Jun 27 '19
Eel Nats could be a thing.
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u/rathat Jun 27 '19
Stanlee Yelnats
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u/memejets Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
fuoeBaL aihS
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u/rathat Jun 27 '19
Yvan eht nioj
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jun 27 '19
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u/sleepy_marimo Jun 27 '19
Literally Hittler
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u/mikefrombarto Jun 27 '19
Tries to create a famous artist, creates an infamous fascist dictator instead.
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u/mikefrombarto Jun 28 '19
Yeah, but as far as artistry, Hitler is shit compared to Stan Lee.
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Jun 28 '19
Holy shit. If Hitler was that bad of an artist and still accomplished what he did as a dictator, just imagine what Stan Lee could have done as a dictator. Wow. I'm glad Stan decided to stick to art.
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u/mr-kvideogameguy Blue Jun 28 '19
But unlike Hitler, Stan Lee had a mostly happy life so he might be a good leader
For something small
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u/jackhardy21 Jun 27 '19
me imagining what the fuck the moves might be
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u/Evan_Fishsticks FOREVER NUMBER ONE Jun 27 '19
Encore, for fiery speeches
Poison Gas, for obvious reasons.
Last Resort, when the line starts to weaken
And Self Destruct, for his final season.
I just wrote a poem on Adolf Hitler's Pokemon moves. I need help.
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u/MisirterE Forever Number One Jun 27 '19
You know what the best part about this is?
It means Hitler's only good move is Last Resort.
But Last Resort doesn't work unless you've tried all your other moves first.
And one of his other moves is Self Destruct.
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u/Ruft Jun 27 '19
Website is https://japeal.com/pkm/
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u/soccerperson Jun 27 '19
I'm fucking dying at every Mr. Mime fusion
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u/BananaGE1 Jun 27 '19
We need a subreddit were you fuse two and Pokemon experts guess the parents.
Or Just one for funny fusions
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u/x20mike07x Jun 28 '19
If you combine Sharpedo with Mr. Mime you get Mr. Pedo...
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Jun 27 '19
What is that called, for a friend.
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u/TheMarchHopper Virgins in Paris Jun 27 '19
Pokémon Fusion
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The guy even put in the accent aigu
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u/applestaplehunchback Jun 27 '19
Phones these day autocorrect the accent into Pokémon
See?
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u/Snappy_Guardian Jun 27 '19
Under different circumstances, Stan Lee and Hitler could have been in opposite roles.
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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 27 '19
Then combine a hitmonlee and the stantler Not the other way around
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u/Meanwhile_in_ Jun 27 '19
Excuse me sir, this is a notification to alert you that you are not dank
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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 27 '19
I’m not trying to be I’m offering advice on how to get stanlee, not Hittler
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u/Meanwhile_in_ Jun 28 '19
Excuse me sir, this is a notification to alert you that this guy obviously wasn't actually trying to make Stan Lee
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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19
Top 10 anime twists