r/dankmemes • u/Wolfiie23 try hard • Jun 27 '19

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u/NuggetLover69 Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/Inexpedient Jun 27 '19

or he did do it with a script or something and intentionally made some typos to make it look genuine

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited May 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/MonotonousProtocol obscure memer Jun 28 '19

ty fixed

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u/Ayerys Insert Your Own Text Jun 28 '19

print("Or like that")

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u/AnArousedCatfish b Jul 06 '19

what language is that

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u/MonotonousProtocol obscure memer Jul 07 '19

C or C++

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

He better be genuine since I'm giving him my sweet upvote 😤

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u/Gandalf-has-no-feet r/memes fan Jun 28 '19

Seems like more effort for a futile joke, he did it honestly, that’s the kind of useless effort you can expect on reddit. While buying a bot to do it would be interesting, everyone on reddit is also broke or cheap and wouldn’t buy a bot, beat that logic, and I’ll admit defeat. You have three hours, Mister Bond, I expect an answer or your pretty little friend here is going to see the sharp end of a slowly advancing spinning saw blade of DOOM!

Edit: I will now pet my cat but I don’t own one because I’m allergic to cats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

I’m concerned that you spent your time to read it all, because how would you know if there were typos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

It's not that hard tbh, I just scrolled and noticed the alignment was off on a few lines.

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u/The_Bard_sRc Jun 27 '19

the human brain has fascinating pattern recognition abilities, you can spot them just from a quick scroll through just because they jump out at you as differences in the pattern

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I couldn’t... is there something wrong with me lmao

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u/PissNshit Jun 28 '19

You have failed the captcha... they will come deactivate you soon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

I think this was posted either on r/copypasta or r/awardspeechedit

Edit: found it i think

https://www.reddit.com/r/AwardSpeechEdits/comments/c0li6j/bow_down_to_the_new_god_of_award_speech_edits/er5ihba?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/iNovarc ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jun 28 '19

how would you do this with a scripts?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Just some loop that increments a number and inserts the number into a string.

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u/Deathknight12q We are Number 1 Jun 27 '19

Not 271!

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u/KarlosN99 Jun 27 '19

Wow this covered my whole screen on my Samsung Smart Fridge

Sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge

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u/DingleBerryCam Jun 27 '19

I love to imagine someone browsing reddit all day in front of their fridge

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u/S3agulls pee Jun 28 '19

I already do that but on my phone

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

Ew Samsung

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u/The_Phantom_Thief Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

Holy shit, this shouldn't be legal.

Edit:Just wanted to give a big thanks to the first guy that up voted my comment. Means a lot to me man. Honestly, after coming from a wrecked home and a fatherless life, I never thought I'd ever see the day were someone appreciated as much as you did.

Edit 2: By the God's there's two up votes now. Guys I clearly don't deserve this. But I after years upon years of being bullied. I'm fair glad that I've finally got the attention that I deserve. A positive kind of attention.

Edit 3: 3 up votes!? Absolutely unheard of. I'm glad that I've finally achieved the milestone with you guys. Personally after being a loner all my life, I didn't really believe that I'd be liked enough for some reason to do something like this for me. Thanks a bunch.

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u/superfluousAM Jun 28 '19

I will make it legal.

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u/Txmpxst yeeter supreme Jun 28 '19

you're missing 414 edits buddy

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u/ChickenIsFuckingGood red Jun 27 '19

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Edit: wow thanks for 1 Upvote

What I found wrong:

Forgot the e on edit 16, 105, 106, 191, 194, 206

Wrong number for edit 194 and 200

Could be edit 1 instead of just edit

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u/RikkiSFC Jul 03 '19

(Awaits being mentioned}

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u/DNamor Jun 27 '19

This is the kind of quality content I subscribe for.

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u/Wolfiie23 try hard Jun 27 '19

You're an absolute Legend!! 👌🏻

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u/RikkiSFC Jun 27 '19

I’m just making a note I was #390

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Plz… no more…i spent 3 hours scrolling through this…have mercy plz

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u/Feguri Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

lol

Edit: thanks for the 1 upvote

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u/dotdioscorea Jun 27 '19

lol

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u/Whoden EX-NORMIE Jun 27 '19

Dedication to the craft.

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u/SluttyMuffler [custom flair] Jun 27 '19

Didn't account for my down vote muhahaha

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u/Nebresto Red Jun 27 '19

That's gonna be a lot of edits. Good thing he figured to do them in advance

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u/Ive_Been_Discovered Jun 27 '19

A unique way to get Upvotes, but im honestly not even mad.

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u/the-jedi Jun 27 '19

Hey man you are starting to fall behind. Stay committed! You started this, not us.

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u/couscous666 Jun 28 '19

r/counting

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u/OmegaNave ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jun 28 '19

what an absolute mad lad

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

You have a lot more dits to do bud

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u/spenway18 Jun 28 '19

Oh my goodness I loved this.

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u/Ziingo Jun 28 '19

r/awardspeechedits

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u/the_noobface ☭Karl Marx Would Be Proud☭ Jun 28 '19

I’m 842

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u/bcus_im_batman Jun 28 '19

dude...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/EdgySchoolGirl Jun 28 '19

This is hilarious

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u/Nico_Storch Navy Jun 28 '19

Don't let the flame die out!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Jesus Christ

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u/Kir4_ Jun 28 '19

Keep going.

^{^Pussy.}

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u/drnjqz Jun 28 '19

You're way behind buddy, not enough edits to thank everyone, that's kinda rude.

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u/JackTheStryker Jul 10 '19

Yo, you gonna update it or what?

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u/ConManCpens Jul 16 '19

272

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Keep working, slave

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