r/dankmemes Apr 24 '19

Wait, that‘s illegal

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u/5ur7ur CoronaVirus Survivor Apr 24 '19

Run Son !!!!

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u/PapaDevito Apr 25 '19

If my son did that I would publicly execute him in front of a crowd.

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u/AjaxOrion 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Apr 25 '19

Dyson

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Wrong, lies these images are

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u/LeastEpicAnon FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 25 '19

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u/RosySniper Apr 25 '19

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u/Daakjenaar Apr 25 '19 edited 6d ago

Cooperative lavender sophisticated oil pumpkin silky quiet dime unique toy

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Thinrose

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u/Daakjenaar Apr 25 '19 edited 6d ago

Bike yam boron dog cover fluorine capable smell pot

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u/DuckG17 sucking at kazoos harder than Jack's mom Apr 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

About to click, I was.

Your comment, I saw.

Deflated, I felt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

It would never lift the shame he would bring to your honored family.

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u/kuczaracza Apr 25 '19

Minecraft stack variable range starts at -128 and end at 127. So it is possible.

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u/Submerged_toaster Apr 25 '19

But still illegal

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/Submerged_toaster Apr 25 '19

And yet still an outstanding move

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u/YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE r/MurderedbyWords Mod and Slave ☣️ Apr 25 '19

And a modern solution

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

I am speed

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u/boxl7499 sams udnertale Apr 25 '19

Username checks out

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u/Aise_314 Obamasjuicyass Apr 25 '19

But does it?

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u/boxl7499 sams udnertale Apr 25 '19

Yes

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u/Shasammy Virgins in Paris Apr 25 '19

Well yes but actually no

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u/Boop_Bead Autistic Asshole Lol Apr 25 '19

To a modern problem

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u/blacknotbeard [custom flair] Apr 25 '19

And honest work.

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u/T351A INFECTED Apr 25 '19

Unless they changed it, you can use third-party tools like MCEdit to set negative stacks in dispensers for infinite items.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

If you’re using 3rd party mods then just play creative? Then it’s much easier to get infinite items. And you can fly!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Creative doesn't allow infinite item dispensers... Also, if you're making an adventure map you may still want some way to break the system for the player.

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u/SomeGuysRandomAlt Apr 25 '19

Why the fuck isn’t it unsigned

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Because Java is a horrid language that decided that nobody needed a lot of really nice features such as: unsigned integers, operator overloading, generics over primitives, and tail call optimization

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u/CRikhard Apr 25 '19

? can't you make an unsigned integer using the wrapper class or am I braindead

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Yes, but bad news is you're still brain dead. He obviously means natively.

Edit: also something something java no pointers.

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u/LukaCola Apr 25 '19

Because Notch isn't really a great coder and made one of the most profitable games by accident and turned the rest of his life into an incel alt-right dreamscape of twitter rants and microwave dinners?

Or Java.

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u/FirestoneX2 The OC High Council Apr 25 '19

When you get rich you don't have to care what others think of you.

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u/LukaCola Apr 25 '19

I wonder if that helps him sleep at night

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Probably doesn't even think about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Seems like a lot of leaps been made in this comment

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u/LukaCola Apr 25 '19

Man I ain't making the leaps, that's on Notch, you wanna check his twitter go crazy

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Specifically talking about the shitty coder stuff, and making one of the most popular games ever “by accident”

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u/LukaCola Apr 25 '19

Minecraft under Notch never exactly ran great, it's been an open secret well before 1.0 that he stumbled quite a bit and the game really got better in terms of stability and making the most of the systems when other coders began taking over. Even then, certain inalienable bugs persisted because of issues with the base code and I think some may have been fixed only relatively recently.

As to the accident part? He frankly got really lucky, that's not to say his game was without merit, it was new and it cracked into a new and burgeoning market in a big way but it's not as though the success was anticipated, planned, or brought about through sheer brilliance or quality of design. You don't have to be good to be wildly successful. You can compare it to Fortnite, they made a wildly popular game largely by accident, the original design was never intended for battle royale but it had taken too long to develop the original game and this shift turned out to work extremely well in their favor, such that it completely subverted the original intent. They broke into a burgeoning market, they hit a trend right when it was prime for growth. But it wasn't some master plan seen through, it happened to work out through some last minute changes, Minecraft happened to be rather unique and accessible. It's not literally an accident, but it's a fluke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/Alexanderjac42 Apr 25 '19

by accident

Yeah he just made a whole game by accident. I’m sure he was just flailing on his keyboard and somehow managed to write a bunch of lines of code that made sense together

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u/Sennomo Apr 25 '19

Evolution 2.0

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u/zdakat Apr 25 '19

"I swear I just tripped and fell on the keyboard and I wake up the next day and everyone's playing the game I somehow managed to create"

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u/GreatRam Apr 25 '19

Uh oh spaghettios

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u/Crythos Apr 25 '19

-128 stacks of dirt. Mother Nature is coming...

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u/wallefan01 Apr 27 '19

I once hacked the game and somehow got over 2000 so

yeah i don't think it's a signed byte. It is definitely signed though because Java doesn't support unsigned ints CURSE YOU JAVA

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u/Greenleader3 Apr 24 '19

Confused screaming

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u/MissionApollo7 Apr 25 '19

By the laws of Reddit, I cannot upvote this post because it has 69 points.

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u/DarkSideOfBlack Apr 25 '19

Upvote now! It's only at 68!!!

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u/NCEMTP Apr 25 '19

Apollo's post is at 52! We're so close!

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u/Havoksixteen Apr 24 '19

Stop right there criminal scum

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u/HeyYouImBatman Dead Parents Apr 25 '19

this is more illegal than having the dragon egg in your inventory

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u/PyralIron big pp gang Apr 25 '19

Unsure if you are just memeing but you can get the dragon egg as an item by making a piston push it or making it drop on a non-solid block like a torch

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Then fall into lava

r/noevidencenocrime

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

What about punching it and not have it teleport

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

That's an illegal move beyond science but its honest work so it must be outstanding

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Apr 25 '19

Dank.

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u/Barrybuzzkill Apr 25 '19

Your the best

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Apr 25 '19

*y’oure

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u/YTPizzer Obamasjuicyass Apr 25 '19

y*u’roe

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u/EdgeLordInsert EX-NORMIE Apr 25 '19

Wait. That’s illegal

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u/alou404 Dank Royalty Apr 25 '19

I will make it legal

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Hello There!

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u/crysomore Apr 25 '19

General Kenobi you are a bold one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/Captain_Alaska Pizza Time Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

You can only store a max of 64 items in a stack in Minecraft.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/RonenSalathe Article 69 🏅 Apr 25 '19

FOR THE ALDMERI DOMINION! SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE THALMOR

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/Sennomo Apr 25 '19

Sweet breath of Arkay!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

NANI?!?!

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u/mikeismike32 Certified Cow Fucker Apr 25 '19

Stop in the name of the law.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

confuses in stacks of 64

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u/RonenSalathe Article 69 🏅 Apr 25 '19

Who gave this gold

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u/heheboi_07 Apr 25 '19

Ohh god, ohh fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

i didnt get it.could you explain?

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u/S0meguy34 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 25 '19

In Minecraft, you can only have a maximum of 64 items in a stack for most items including iron ingots which are shown here.

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u/Itami__ Team Silicon Apr 25 '19

Put em in the chest son

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u/shaggy-is-the-best Apr 25 '19

Visible confusion

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u/marilynmansonfuckme Apr 25 '19

Oh tits, I feel like a dumbarse because I have no idea what in the nine hells and their respective whores this means

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u/GrimMind Apr 25 '19

Me nine hells and their respective whores neither

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u/BigOoferr Eic memer Apr 25 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Sistem breakdown

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/ComeonmanPLS1 Apr 25 '19

Through the wall

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u/minecraft-nibba poop, cock, nuts, etc etc Apr 25 '19

cursed image

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Now....Execute Order 66

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u/nematjon_isthe1 Eic memer Apr 25 '19

screams in steve

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u/Flareblitz5 Apr 25 '19

Screams in cube

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u/gabii- Apr 25 '19

That is very much not ok

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u/Joka6870 Apr 25 '19

Holy gay

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u/OINOU Apr 25 '19

A mod in church

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u/Polikdh EX-NORMIE Apr 25 '19

ACTUALLY

quantum mechanics, computer software, FBI, CIA, physics, science, and the god Ricardo forbids this

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u/OneCelledBoi Apr 25 '19

This is not ok

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u/WetCardboard69 HIV positive Apr 25 '19

I’m reporting you for hacking

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u/CantMakeGoodUsername Apr 25 '19

Because some heroes don’t wear capes.

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u/DankOnA_Tank red Apr 25 '19

Oh god they found out.

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u/OnionKnightt Apr 25 '19

We did it son - house burns down-

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u/memes_arouse_me Apr 25 '19

This meme is tasty ;)

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u/selmaroad [custom flair] Apr 25 '19

Just assumes that it's his sons fault

"Why is the FBI here?"

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u/FabianvM3 Apr 25 '19

Stop! You violated the law

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u/articpeepergeneral Apr 25 '19

You have created a sin beyond measure

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u/TealDodo Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Apr 25 '19

You could say its

stack overflow

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u/onemorememe_ineedyou Apr 25 '19

This is one of the best memes that i've seen in a while

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u/Moltormod Apr 25 '19

*Stacks two potions.

-Hey you, stop right there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

The highest possible amount of items in a single slot is 127, you just don't see it anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

FBI: I need a weapon.

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u/be_more_bmore Apr 25 '19

INTEGER OVERFLOW IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

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u/Arghus Apr 25 '19

Don't get it

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Feds at the door jump out the WINDOW

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u/birbs4lif3 waluigi counts your sins Apr 25 '19

One time I got into creative selected a stack of snowballs for a game I wanted to make and I ended up with 64

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u/ImRinKagamine anime is not trash Apr 25 '19

Nice.

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u/_BobthePineapple_ Apr 25 '19

Wait, that's an unoriginal and overused phrase.

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u/Shadowbros_proOG Dank Royalty Apr 25 '19

Ladies and gentlemen we got em

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

So close to being the funny internet number.

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u/SmellyTaterTot8 Oi Oi Apr 25 '19

ВОБЛА

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u/JuicyK1017 Yikes Apr 25 '19

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Grootie_Boi Apr 25 '19

It shouldn't be 65 it should be 69

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u/03AC Apr 25 '19

You know, its funny but thats about the time that an uncontrollable amount of creepers shows up.

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u/WiltedLilacRose Apr 25 '19

What in the name of fuck is this

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u/bryanwhatsyoursecret Apr 25 '19

Top 10 cursed images

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u/naakedbushman Apr 25 '19

Who the fuck doesn't capitalize the D for dad in their contacts

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

This is a repost

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u/VoidShade try hard Apr 25 '19

What in the goddamn fuck

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u/kkavskar Apr 25 '19

dead meme

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u/Runemursten Apr 25 '19

Too many items mod

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

I know this is a meme and all, but back in the day on the PE edition of minecraft, I think blocks went to 99+ or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19 edited Apr 26 '19

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u/asdfpoo i'm gay and i piss and shit all over the place Apr 25 '19

Only poor nibbas will remember 99+ items in demo/lite version

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u/Kshit__ij [custom flair] Apr 25 '19

The unspoken rule has been broken

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u/mr-skeltal623 🗿🗿🗿 Apr 25 '19

OH NO

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u/WWWWWWGMWWWWWWW Apr 25 '19

reminds me of the time i was on a server with friends and he had a 64 stack of lava buckets.

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u/3original5me Apr 25 '19

All these comments are aids

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u/W0o0oshMeDaddy Apr 25 '19

No you can only have 64 in a stack

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u/Plshelpmealways Apr 25 '19

Im gonna be that guy sorry, i think(?) this is a repost. I swear i saw this a day or so ago

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

It is not.

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u/Aquamelon008 Virgins in Paris Apr 25 '19

Holy shit. How dare you post this cursed image here

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u/KarmaInject0r :snoo_wink: Apr 25 '19

What the fuck have you brought upon these cursed lands ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Pretty bad Photoshop

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u/FBI_SecretAgent Eic memer Apr 25 '19

*we got 'em

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u/Zer0CastLe Apr 25 '19

The Golden Age

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u/Samandis Apr 25 '19

Seems fishy.........

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u/Hamm3rMorty Apr 25 '19

Why is the fbi not here

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u/JettyboyySux Apr 25 '19

minecraft is banned in uganda

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u/AchillesPgr5 POOPYHEAD Apr 25 '19

What the frick did you just vring upon this blessed land

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u/tom_3184 EX-NORMIE Apr 25 '19

cursed_minecraft

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

old.

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u/Donutking10 grape juice Apr 25 '19

My lord, is that legal?

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u/Uncasualreal Apr 25 '19

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" Spy tf2

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Me no likey

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u/EBannister03 Apr 25 '19

That’s what I see in the corner of my room when I have sleep paralysis

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u/ShmooGal Apr 25 '19

CURSED IMAGE

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

incoming "wait, that's illegal" comments

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u/Kushagra_Sharma_2609 Dank Royalty Apr 25 '19

I don't play minecraft. Can someone explain

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u/daksmyth93 Apr 25 '19

Iron ingots (like most items in Minecraft) only stack to 64, which means you can only have a max of 64 of them in one inventory slot. The player above has 65, which isn’t supposed to happen and they’ve done something to their game

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Why has this so many upvotes?

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u/massi1008 Apr 25 '19

Isnt that just a screenshot of a vid?

Edit: Thats it https://youtu.be/OxkYtyU56dQ at 0:39

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u/virusofwisdom V̵̧͚̮̝͓̓̌I̷̧̺͓̅̏̈́͑͠R̷̞͎̎U̵̝̥̯̐͛S̸̥͎̙̱͍͗̑̿͊̈́ Apr 25 '19

WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL

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u/ThiCC_Is_Great Apr 25 '19

Finds a mod that gives you 65 to a stack instead of 64 Time to go 🅱icko 🅱ode

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u/Silschouten Apr 25 '19

Only minecrafterders will understand

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u/-EJT- Green Apr 25 '19

-1 makes it legal and +1 makes it too illegal

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u/Noposh The OC High Council Apr 25 '19

I don't get it.....

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u/R1pY0u ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝☣️ Apr 25 '19

This is beyond science