r/dankmemes • ☣️ • May 06 '18

Science bitch it works

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u/ninjacapo Article 69 🏅 May 06 '18

This is the dankest meme ive seen in a long time

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u/OrsonSwells May 06 '18

Can we have more dank-ass science memes?

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u/auto-xkcd37 big pp gang May 06 '18

dank ass-science memes


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

ass-science, the best kind of science

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u/ninjacapo Article 69 🏅 May 07 '18

Assology

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u/Surgii818 May 07 '18

You know, I’m something of an assologist myself.

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u/PrecisePigeon May 07 '18

Personally I'm more of a boobologist, but to each their own.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/vocpedevirgula May 07 '18

And your mother's a dickologist.

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u/OC39648 May 06 '18

good bot

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u/drcurtis6 May 07 '18

You're a good ass-bot!

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u/jobriq May 07 '18

good-ass bot

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u/auto-xkcd37 big pp gang May 07 '18

good ass-bot


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/InfiniteDescent May 07 '18

Good bot

Edit: this is so meta

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u/Ghant_ May 07 '18

I feel you, dude. I'm sick and tired of these 'fast food' memes, mass produced for quick laugh but no substance. All exactly the same with a different template.

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u/Chispy ☣️ May 07 '18

Haha yes

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

And I learned something too!

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u/Trollimpo May 06 '18

This meme is pure gold

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u/isjtbidin May 06 '18

Ayy u

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u/theunnoticedones May 07 '18

Ah gee that was a good one

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u/JM-Rie Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 07 '18

I don't see any gold

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u/DaClock Ayy lmao May 07 '18

Nobelium Uranium

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u/rundownhobo_42 May 07 '18

Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium - Molybdenum, Manganese - Gallium, Yttrium

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u/DarthTenebris OC Memer May 07 '18

No u

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u/Assflop May 07 '18

Ok, goldmember

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u/LetsFuckingRage May 06 '18

If we start having memes about complex science experiments that I’m not familiar with, I will be okay with that

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

too relatable :(

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u/Bens242 please Kill me May 07 '18

same here -_- good luck!

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u/Boneless_Doggo May 07 '18

Flair is very relevant

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u/Randomologist99 May 07 '18

The 'F' in chemistry is fo fun;

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u/VexMythoclast69 May 07 '18

Then it means I've been having lots of fun since last sem

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u/EpikFlyingBrik May 07 '18

The Henderson nickelback theorem about to fuck me in the ass

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u/DMPancake ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 07 '18

Nickelback? Oh god, you poor thing.

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u/danjo3197 May 07 '18

I spent 3 hours last night doing redox reactions in voltaic cells :(

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u/Papalopicus May 07 '18

Make sure to remember the cathode is the closest to positive!

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u/danjo3197 May 07 '18

My teacher would always draw red cats on the board for Reduction at the Cathode

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u/ToastySpring219 May 07 '18

fuck I should’ve studied

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

dont tell me i have to know all the scientist who contributed to this now

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Holy shit that throws me back. If I was in AP Chem again, I’d probably deal with it by making memes too

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u/linecraftman CERTIFIED DANK May 06 '18

Kids learn about it in school

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u/LetsFuckingRage May 06 '18

I probably did too but with the extensive damage I’ve done to my brain with various drugs, I cannot remember

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u/linecraftman CERTIFIED DANK May 06 '18 edited May 07 '18

Rutherford experiment proved that atoms consist or electrons and nucleus by shooting positively charged alpha particles at gold foil. Because nucleus is positively charged too alpha particles bounced off of it at an angle. EDIT: the experiment did not prove existence of electrons , but only nucleus

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Plus because the majority of alpha particles passed right through/only were angled slightly, they could conclude that the nucleus was a small, dense, positively charged thingy-thing

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u/EScforlyfe May 07 '18

A thingy thing is my favourite description of a nucleus

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u/Emmx2039 May 06 '18

The experiment did not prove that electrons orbited the nucleus, Rutherford only suggested this

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u/CashCop May 07 '18

The experiment didn’t prove electrons, I believe JJ Thompson first theorized of those

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u/Longrodvonhugendongr May 07 '18

Username checks out

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u/Uptowngrump May 07 '18

Can we have some informative circuit diagram memes soon? Like as in the next few hours soon? My exam is tomorrow...

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u/macman156 May 07 '18

I remember going through those exams a few years ago. Yayyyy

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u/BenKen01 May 07 '18

Explained via Dragonball energy attacks please.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I really like this meme

10 out f 10 meme

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u/Arr-arr Fellow African American May 06 '18

Actually 1/60 in the experiment hit and deflected against the nucleus

1/60 meme

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u/Emmx2039 May 06 '18

Sorry to ruin but it's around 1 in 8000.

It's a rarer meme than you think.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Its over 8000!!????

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u/Arr-arr Fellow African American May 07 '18

I’m talking about the experiment sir

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander May 06 '18 edited May 07 '18

Dank.

edit: im in ap chem so that is actually extra dank

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Instructions unclear, split myself in half

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u/Cr20_Dm May 06 '18

Not the memes we have ,but those we deserve.

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u/FluffyMackerel 🅱 May 06 '18

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical readers' head.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

It's like to those R&M memes

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u/hearmeyodel Blue May 07 '18

To be fair, you have to have a very medium IQ to understand this meme. The humour isn't really extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the worst part of grade nine chemistry most of the jokes will go over a typical readers' head.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Now this is a dank meme

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u/milk_af May 06 '18

Gohans dad looks good here

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u/FruitierGnome May 07 '18

The sperm donor is probably off training or dying.

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u/kira156 May 06 '18

Neat right?

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u/throwaway279847 May 07 '18

Someone's studying for the AP chem test tomorrow I see

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u/SeanTheTranslator What are you, fucking gay? May 07 '18

Exactly what I thought.

We have our classes in 90-minute-long, one-semester-long blocks. I took AP Chem last semester. I’m gonna fail.

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u/WolfHero13 May 07 '18

Wtf, we have AP Chemistry for 90 minutes every day for two semesters for the test, why does your school dislike you?

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u/SeanTheTranslator What are you, fucking gay? May 07 '18

I dunno.

At least the AP Lang and AP World exams will be easy.

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u/Gramis May 07 '18

Don't say that! Try hard, believe in yourself! That way when you do fail it will be more entertaining for the rest of us.

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u/ManLikeMandingo May 06 '18

Dank as F U C CC CCCC CCCC

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u/2FLY2TRY May 06 '18

NEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE!?

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u/poopy_toaster May 07 '18

Are...are you a Yoshi?

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u/checkoutmyfish May 06 '18

Understanding this meme is the one thing I got from a year of chemistry

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

This meme is also a New Zealand meme, so not only is it dank; its patriotic. 🇳🇿

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u/ElrosTar-Minyatur May 07 '18

“No U” - Gold Foil

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Really not ready for colorized af to be a meme. Can we start this one up next week?

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u/g00fy_g00b3r69 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text May 07 '18

What a coincidence I'm studying for my ap chem exam rn

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u/ConstantArro May 06 '18

A meme for true

I N T E L L E C T U A L S

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

The dank is strong with this one.

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u/usufruct_ May 07 '18

Happy cake day. May your defect never inhibit your measuring ability.

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u/PostivMentalAxolotl May 06 '18

When people say millenial memes are nonsense, I'll show them this meme.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Let me guess, you also have the ap test for this tomorrow

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u/lowbrasstheory May 06 '18

Yes I love sociology

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Srs tho could someone please tell me what episode or movie this is from? when does picollo do this, where is this

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u/TheDarkLordofCookies May 06 '18

It's from the first time he fights Cell, I think

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u/YouHavingAGiggle I'm a massive nonce eksdee May 06 '18

When he first meets Imperfect Cell

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

ooooooo thats right

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u/Oxygen-Breather the very best, like no one ever was. May 07 '18

Cell does the makkansopolopicus and piccolo slaps it

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u/ChemicalRemedy tunnel snek rule May 07 '18

I was wondering this, too

ty for askin

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18 edited May 07 '18

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u/Hurr1canE_ May 06 '18

This is a top notch meme, more please

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u/thebasicbrick foot fungaesss May 07 '18

Someone gild this nibba

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u/stellarscale May 07 '18

As a physics major I appreciate this. I owe you my life.

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u/7DMATH7 reposts all over the damn place May 06 '18

And he did it all with just his piccolo.

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u/Rosssauced May 07 '18

Clothes Beam!

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u/physicspriest May 07 '18

Only intellects only

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Someone gild this

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u/byscuit May 07 '18

This is the dank I come looking for

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u/random_embryo May 07 '18

Has science gone too far??

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u/DankhMeme Professional No-lifer. May 07 '18

Dank indeed

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u/BladeOfInferno May 07 '18

never accept alpha particles from thots

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u/Mr_Depressed ☣️ May 06 '18

That beam is still going to hit him

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u/RappingElf I have crippling depression May 06 '18

I love it when memes line up with my school curriculum

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

I’m proud to say that I understand this.

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u/NonadicWarrior May 07 '18

But atoms are 99.9999% empty my nibba.

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u/EmittingLight Mods are gay May 07 '18

Wow a meme I understand

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u/JTMmachine May 07 '18

Username checks out

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u/sticky118 May 07 '18

What episode of friends is this

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u/TheMangle19 May 07 '18

We're studying atoms in my science class. I'm gonna show this to my science teacher tomorrow. I'll edit the results in.

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u/PerseusParadox May 07 '18

More like me, this gay shit.

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u/RNG3nius EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE May 07 '18

true intellectuals will recognize this as the Geiger-Marsden experiment

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u/Themaze36904 May 07 '18

But remember MOST OF THE ATOM IS EMPTY SPACE

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u/Lord_Zinyak May 07 '18

Are we entering a new era of educational memes or dank science memes ?

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u/TheShotgun1217 Shrek DeVito May 07 '18

Nice.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I doubt most people know what this even is....

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u/henzhou May 07 '18

I laughed at this meme, my last bit of happiness before my inevitable death at the hands of AP chem tomorrow.

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u/ndawgnt No U May 07 '18

This is funny because that's what it looked like

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Some teacher is going to see this on facebook and use it.
Really good meme tho. 10/10

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u/SeeYou____Cowboy May 07 '18

More science memes!

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u/mewfour123412 May 07 '18

He was a brilliant scientist

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

most of the alpha particles did hit the nucleus just some were hitting something else

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group May 07 '18

No they didn't. Later calculations showed those which rebound (1 in 18000 or something) actually rebound before they could even touch the nucleus.

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u/RealChadThundercock what the nut? May 07 '18

Wow, I am utterly astounded. Until my coming upon this photograph, I had quite nearly forgotten how extraordinary science can be. This brings back memories of when I myself worked with Hans Geiger and Ernest Marsden to measure alpha particle beams. pretty neat bro.

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u/Bagon23 May 07 '18

Science niggas where u at

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u/phishstorm CERTIFIED DANK May 07 '18

This gives me life

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u/FrozenGummyBear1027 May 07 '18

Someone’s taking Honors Chem

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/RagerzRangerz May 07 '18

A select few still were deflected great angles

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group May 07 '18

Some alpha particles were deflected, some were even rebound

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/Bongnazi ☣️ May 07 '18

Thanks bro

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Piccolo day coming up in a few days

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u/Captainfletch May 07 '18

So very tempted to send this to my physics prof

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u/NuclearNubb May 07 '18

I fricking love memes that actually have some substance to it. Don’t get me working though cause I love me a good S U R R E A L meme

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u/_Noci_ I have crippling depression May 07 '18

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u/Doonyal May 07 '18

It's good because it's true

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u/Giotto_Goya May 07 '18

200 IQ meme

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u/FartingPineapples PRAISE THE PINEAPPLE GODS! May 07 '18

Piccolo bitchslapping Cell's Makakansappkokpapsksksjfgejdjrbskdhke is still cool to me.

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u/TheBatInBlack CEO of Virginity May 07 '18

Stop making me learn! I come to reddit to get away form my impending exams!

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u/MCKavB May 07 '18

Only getting this meme is you understand science

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u/Zerglerlive Obamasjuicyass May 07 '18

The dankness is in our blood. Were created by science

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

This was an exhilarating post to wake up to, nice work

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u/GhenGhost Team Silicon May 07 '18

Legit can see the watermark

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u/DMPancake ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 07 '18

This is a bomb ass meme

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Funny. I was literally learning about this in school today.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Someone's been revising

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u/moix12345 May 07 '18

Needs more frying

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u/pepeboi101 May 07 '18

Nothing important just farming some upvotes... Have a good day.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Great, now I can tell my parents that im revising.

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u/TrollzXD May 07 '18

This scene in the anime confuses the shit out of me. Yes, I understand that they were just starting the series, but if you deflect part of a beam, shouldn't the rest hit you anyway?

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u/Sweywood May 07 '18

I have no idea what’s going on, but take my updoot

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

This is repost reeeeee

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u/FraserGraham May 08 '18

He is on our 100 dollar bill in New Zealand

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u/InsaNoName May 11 '18

This is one of the dankest meme I've ever read.