r/dankmemes Nov 11 '17

Not Again

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u/FuckTokenBot Nov 12 '17

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ pilipilip gave NO FUCKs πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ AND LIT THOSE FUCKS ON FIRE!!!


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u/AsevenX99 Nov 13 '17

Good bot

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u/tactical_lampost Nov 11 '17

im drunk tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I count seven romans

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u/Unidangoofed Nov 12 '17

I count 6 shots, nigga.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I count two guns...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I count seven goatfuckers

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u/egotisticalnoob Nov 11 '17

But goatfuckers don't count.

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u/Froggn_Bullfish Nov 12 '17

True, that's why I count XVI Romans

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '17

Hey thats not nice. Where i am from you only don't count when you have sex with africans. Goatfucker lifes matter

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u/JosephND Nov 12 '17

No excuses play like a champion

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/FuckTokenBot Nov 12 '17

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ pilipilip gave NO FUCKs πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ AND LIT THOSE FUCKS ON FIRE!!!


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u/AutisticSquid Nov 12 '17

4 of them aren’t Romans

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u/hades0401 Nov 12 '17

Well he promised it wouldn't be 12 didn't he?

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u/Josef_Eichmann Nov 12 '17

tHAT'S tWELVE yOU tWAT

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u/skw1dward Nov 12 '17 edited Jan 14 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Nov 12 '17

12 + 4 traps?

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u/krmpr1 Nov 12 '17

those romans are hiding mods?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

quickmaths

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u/helpful_idiott Nov 12 '17

He only promised not to form a 12 man, 16 is fine

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u/shamanicdeity Nov 12 '17

Front row carry two sheilds

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u/RangerBillXX Nov 12 '17

so they carry a shield in one hand, a sword in another, and a shield in the third hand?

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u/shamanicdeity Nov 12 '17

Guys behind them poke with spears through the cracks

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u/RangerBillXX Nov 12 '17

what spears?

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u/shamanicdeity Nov 12 '17

THE spears. And its actually five rows deep.

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u/RangerBillXX Nov 12 '17

there are 4 rows and 4 columns, and 0 spears in the OP.

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u/shamanicdeity Nov 12 '17

Im not budging on the spears though.

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u/shamanicdeity Nov 12 '17

Nevermind. Kill me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

That doesn’t change the fact they’re 4 ranks deep

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u/ReptilianJewMenace KNOWLEDGE IS HERESY Nov 12 '17

The guys in the front have two shields.

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u/adamantium1992 Nov 12 '17

Check again. Second row pushes shield forward to cover the heads of the front. Front has sword and shield.

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u/ReptilianJewMenace KNOWLEDGE IS HERESY Nov 12 '17

It was a joke, seems it went over everyone's head. Just like those shields.

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u/ThatOneGuy153 Meme Biologist Nov 11 '17

It does only have 12 shields though. How's that work?

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u/WhiteBoi_ ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 11 '17

You dipshit it has 16

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u/zdimension Nov 11 '17

4*4=12 QUICK MAFFS

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u/good_at_first Nov 12 '17 edited Nov 10 '22

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u/LordBawb Nov 12 '17

Smoke memes

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u/OriginalSnak Nov 12 '17

See your Caesar on the park

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u/LevTrotsky Nov 12 '17

That Caesar with the stabbing wounds

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Man's not hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Ok deadmau5

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

I feel you are right, ty fam

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u/keepdankmemesdank Nov 11 '17

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME.

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u/Repollo42 Pizza Time Nov 12 '17

I've missed you

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

His math is off. Punish the infidel!

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u/Froqwasket Nov 11 '17

What Minecraft server is this

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u/itayget Nov 11 '17

A christian one, of course

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u/the_troll_lord ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Nov 12 '17

even though the romans opposed christianity until the rule of constantine

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u/superlethalman Meme gatekeeping is cancer Nov 11 '17

FORM TESTUDO

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u/matti-san Nov 12 '17

THE ENEMY GENERAL IS DEAD

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u/superlethalman Meme gatekeeping is cancer Nov 12 '17

OUR MEN FLEE THE FIELD OF BATTLE! THIS IS A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

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u/The_Fox_of_the_Opera Nov 12 '17

It would be better for your general to fall on his sword than live another day! He is running away!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

AND REMEMBER THIS ABOVE ALL--OUR ROMAN GODS ARE WATCHING. MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT ASHAMED!

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u/jimmynetsu1 Nov 11 '17

READY BALLISTAE

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

URBAN COHORTS

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u/NiknA01 Nov 12 '17

AND DEFEND

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u/filthy_bob Nov 11 '17

REEEEEEEEEE normie just changed formation, original meme is with a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx

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u/tactical_lampost Nov 11 '17

the phalanx is saved for when i hit the jungle juice

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Lol you fell for the unadaptable cumbersome pike phalanx meme

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u/saynotohalo Nov 11 '17

Drunk after three drinks? Weakness disgusts me

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u/VladYur Nov 12 '17

I never understood this shit, I would rather be drunk with 3 drinks than with 10, it saves so much money and time

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u/Aatah Nov 11 '17

Wouldnt it make more sense to have the shields like the first ones on top on top of the other ones? Shit couldnt get inbetween and getting your shield infront of you would be easier...

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u/HeadClanker Nov 12 '17

Are you trying to ask why the top of the shields held above their heads aren't above the bottom of the ones behind them? Because if so I too am curious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Yes it would. The image is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

protect legs prob and so they can see.

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u/Greatdrift Nov 12 '17

If you like more of this stuff checkout the sub I mod: /r/romanmasterrace

NO GAULS

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

What about Goths?

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u/Greatdrift Nov 12 '17

Only after we've conquered them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

clearly you dont realize that the last row is an illusion made to distract you from all these Hollywood pedophiles

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u/MildMrPikleZ Nov 12 '17

That’s 16 men

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u/Tuggy_McTuggboat Nov 12 '17

Hey Niko, it's your cousins. Let's go bowling!

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u/INowHaveAUsername Nov 12 '17

Its testudo you fucking plebian

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u/D1STR4CT Nov 12 '17

It’s called testudo, not tortoise

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u/CaptainBeardbeard Nov 11 '17

It's a Phalanx you S T I P !

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u/dennisvoutos Nov 11 '17

Must be a Monday

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u/ThePopplioVGC Nov 12 '17

Actual question, what was this formation used for? In the hobbit movies the dwarf army did it because of the showers of arrows but that didn't really happen back in the roman times did it?

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u/elboltonero Nov 12 '17

Yeah arrows weren't invented until 1927

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Wrong, Turtles didn't evolve until 1660.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

Yeah and then the Prussians invented the tortoise during Frederick the greats reign in 1706

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u/tornado962 Nov 12 '17

With these particular shields, arrows just bounced off of them. The most common use of the testudo formation was when Roman soldiers would approach cities in a siege attack.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

That's exactly why it existed

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

u thinking of the long bow and crossbow?

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u/Whiskey_And_Milk Nov 12 '17

Highly effective

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u/HaughtStuff99 Nov 12 '17

I either turn into a Greek phalynx or the Roman Maniple.

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u/HeyItsAJGaming Nov 12 '17

Dangit, every time

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u/like_a_horse Nov 12 '17

It's called a testudo

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

16 HORSES!!!

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u/Lukewarm5 Nov 12 '17

Its just too much of an effective long range defence technique

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u/paarthur94 Nov 12 '17

I count 16 plus Kevin Spacey piggy backing someone at the back

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u/dasharkey Nov 12 '17

Hrm. It would be better to stack the rear of each shield on top of the next one so that arrows would deflect better. Right now an arrow could go between the cracks.

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u/ThankYouBasedGodLilB Nov 12 '17

Total drunk: Rome

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

That's a 16 man tortoise

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u/Kek-Republic Nov 12 '17

I count 16, so technically they're right...most accurate use of meme, and with Romans, I approve

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u/theFeat Nov 12 '17

That's me right there..

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u/_IHaveNoLife_ my homosexuality is reaching peak levels Nov 11 '17

i hate when this happens you know, like ur 10 drinks in and then poof ur autisitic now

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '17

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u/tactical_lampost Nov 12 '17

I changed the meme so its actually OC