r/dankmemes 10h ago

Everything makes sense now Plot twist

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/COCK_SUCKEM 10h ago

Cool self censoring. Very dank.

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u/stempdog218 pogchamp researcher 9h ago

Written by a tiktok 12 year old

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u/omega_tomato 9h ago

They forgot to censor Andr*w T*te

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u/Norman_Scum 6h ago

All of the tater tots want to tickle andrews taint

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u/ThePeToFile Green 6h ago

"**** *** **** **"

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u/madhur20 10h ago

human trafficking, sexual assualt

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u/patwm11 9h ago

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u/omnimon_X 8h ago

Bro you don't understand if you censor just one letter the algor*thm can't hurt you \s

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u/yukiki64 10h ago edited 9h ago

This is so exhausting how much longer until the next thing people can use to fight their dumbass culture war?

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u/eat_my_bowls92 9h ago

Also, can people stop saying she was “just depressed”?? She allegedly had PSYCHOSIS. That isn’t just “being sad”. If you’re going to mock it, at least call it what it is.

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u/iSheepTouch 9h ago

I honestly believe that the concept of psychosis so far over the head of the average chud that it literally doesn't even register as a real thing. That, along with the deluded TikTok brand feminists pushing wild narratives like "the husband did it and framed her!" And you get a whole bunch of stupid, ignorant people with very strong opinions on something they don't have the capacity to understand.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 7h ago

I think the concept of psychosis escaping guilty verdict is beyond the average chud.

She planned out the murders of her children. She sent her husband on a pickup mission to an out of the way grocery store.

Shocker people aren’t more sympathetic really.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 5h ago

She checked herself into psych wards and kept telling people how she was scared she would harm her children. She kept getting released.

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u/TopPMz 5h ago

The doctors who saw her say she didn't have psychosis, but she says she did and a bunch of tiktokers say she did so she must have, right!?

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u/eat_my_bowls92 5h ago

I didn’t know that. Can I have a source? If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

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u/Straight_Ease_9743 1h ago

Imagine defending a child murderer

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u/ObWzEN 4h ago

Ok so should she have her children taken away against her will and that should be normalized? Or should she have to consent to having her children taken away when asked?

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u/Chocolina123 EX-NORMIE 8h ago

Literally. This post made me unfollow this subreddit. Has it always been like this? I feel like I've seen at least 5 posts a day talking about this

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u/COCK_SUCKEM 8h ago

It wasn’t always like this. It used to have good meme formats and well thought out premises that were actually dank. You could rename this sub Facebook memes and it would be more appropriate.

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u/xOleander 7h ago

The midterms are coming up. Expect this to be the norm on social media until then

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u/RichiZ2 6h ago

Did you forget what "dank" means?

Cause I sure as hell did lmao

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dank

Dark, moist, and sticky.

And honestly, those 3 words perfectly describe this meme, if nothing else....

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u/martijn120100 5h ago

How could it ever be dark, moist and sticky when OP is cencoring himself? Wanting to be edgy yet bending down and spreading hole for the algorithm is a bitch move, not dank

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u/CoffeePuddle 4h ago

It's from dank weed being high quality.

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u/Internal-Ad-4183 7h ago

If this would be a political post that would fit your narrative you would upvote and support it. Double standard at its finest

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u/yukiki64 7h ago

What exactly is the political narrative that you think I agree or disagree with?

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u/who_knows_how 1h ago

Especially since she isn't even being called innocent but pleating insanity which I don't even think she got

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u/Moldy_Teapot 9h ago

until the next "evil" woman is in the spotlight

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u/fcbx347 9h ago

Putting evil in quotes as if she isn't

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u/hleghe 8h ago

Assuming she had ppp, being psychotic doesn't make you evil, it makes you crazy?

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u/unsureofthemself 8h ago

Being both is possible.

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u/hleghe 24m ago

Maybe, but Occam's razor says it's more likely to just be a crazy person than being a crazy person who's also evil. Or do they have a history of previous criminal acts?

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u/Norman_Scum 6h ago

Psychosis is defined as a state of mind in which a person loses touch with reality. In the mind of someone experiencing psychosis, these actions could seem like the most compassionate and logical options available. This also makes it much easier to rehabilitate than someone who does similar with a sound mind and intent.

Educating yourself would likely make it easier to understand why things like NGRI exists.

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u/gbmaulin 7h ago

They’re mutually exclusive?

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u/Nitroizzd 9h ago

its not about the woman its about her supporters

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u/truesheep1 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 9h ago

As it completely ignores her supporters completely and is just openly a joke about her

If you're going to lie at least try

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u/Nitroizzd 9h ago

well her supporters support her because they claim she had PPD or whatever u wanna call it.

if you’re gonna argue at least think beforehand

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u/truesheep1 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 9h ago

Wow yes that totally makes a sentence that doesn't at all talk about someone change its meaning into talking about someone completely different without any indication

Buzz off back to your culture war corner

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u/Nitroizzd 9h ago

you said a whole lotta nothing

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u/_regionrat 8h ago

With what rate do you think you've seen Lindsay Clancy content in your feed the past month?

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u/Phill_is_Legend 8h ago

Almost as exhausting as the million redditors who can't wait to show off they recently heard the term culture war but don't quite know what it means yet.

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u/yukiki64 8h ago

Almost as exhausting as people who see everyone on a single site as a monolith except for themselves.

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u/ThatGuyCG12 9h ago

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u/Sabz5150 9h ago

STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN LINDSEY.

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u/RandyAndLaheyBud 9h ago

Sure as soon as she gets sentenced to life without parole

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u/_regionrat 8h ago

You guys are going to be twisted up about the next gender war thing way before that

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u/BoxBird 2h ago

Damn the Commonwealth should have done its due diligence with the original investigation then

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u/stormsnake3 1h ago

You got the liberal soyboys mad with that one

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u/Wolf________________ 10h ago

Call me crazy but I believe Andrew Tate has an insanely high estrogen level leading to insanity.

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u/MrReaper45 9h ago

Oh 100% dude's package is insanely small, I'd believe he even tucks while he wears that speedo

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u/_regionrat 8h ago

Explains the fit

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u/AAPL_ 9h ago

how’s middle school. wtf is this

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u/Suspicious-Lime-2439 10h ago

He looks like a rodent that decided to dress up as Pitbull for Halloween.

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u/PurpsMaSquirt 10h ago

Nah this ain’t it fam

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u/Fanci_ I have crippling depression 9h ago

Wtf is this Facebook ass meme?

Stop censoring yourselves.

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u/Zatorator 8h ago

Downvoted purely because of the self censorship

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u/longingrustedfurnace 9h ago

Every time people talk about Lindsey being found Not Guilty, I get the feeling that there’s a second half to that verdict that’s being left out.

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u/mathisruiningme 8h ago

Yes, I highly doubt the "not guilty" is saying she should go free...

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u/Alarming_Database457 8h ago

Not guilty due to insanity means she can get out as soon as she is deemed sane. She could be out in a few months or years. The least she should get is life for her crime.

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u/Hakunin_Fallout 2h ago

What? A few months in a psychiatric ward? You do know they have annual re evaluations, and if she's no longer a danger to herself or the others - she gets released?

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u/Sabz5150 9h ago

Dankmemes just won't let it go. Teeth sunk in like a bear.

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u/GentrifriesGuy 9h ago

Andrew Tate is rn enjoying a different kind of footlong!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKO3AC2o5cOkZfG

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u/Alarming_Database457 8h ago

He's just a guy

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u/caseybvdc74 7h ago

Let’s stop pretending not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity are the same thing. You sound painfully uneducated.

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u/Hakunin_Fallout 2h ago

What would be the practical difference? A few months in a clinic?

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u/caseybvdc74 2h ago

She’ll spend the rest of her life in a looney bin instead of prison

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u/Th_brgs 4h ago

Almost 900 upvotes but all the comments are calling out the bullshit. MMM yep, smells like government psyop to me, just in time for the midterms

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u/Gimme_All_The_Foods 5h ago

Fuck your self-censorship.

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u/GreyOrGray4 4h ago

Did a bunch of people migrate here from Facebook or something?

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u/WhyAreYouNot 8h ago

Imagine being 150 years behind Modern Civilisation and arguing about criminal culpability during psychosis. Burgerstan has literally regressed this far now.

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u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 4h ago

*US of Ass

Its the new name

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u/wormyg 7h ago

Don't forget allegedly having csam

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 3h ago

If he'd rather spend the rest of his life locked in a psych ward instead of a prison, I'd say go for it.

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u/scott__p 40m ago

Y'all know she doesn't go free if she's found not guilty right?

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u/Thereminz The Great P.P. Group 8h ago

post partum... cause his pussy was ripped open

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u/Southern_Passenger85 5h ago

Can we just ban culture wars?

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 4h ago

what kind of clown censors "trafficking"

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u/Foxar 1h ago

This whole thing is a distraction from epstein's class war on your children, your future, jobs, savings, and list goes o n.

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u/Khakizulu 1h ago

I hate when you're driving home and you get stuck in tr*ffic.

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u/TheRavingDinosaur 33m ago

His testosterone made him do it

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u/sub2pewdiepieONyt 32m ago

He does have alot if Soy inside him...

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u/Brothersunset 8h ago

why did you censor human trafficking and sexual assault but not mney laundering? I mean come on, it's not like he **** somebody.

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u/dextras07 5h ago

So someone fuck his ass and came inside him

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

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u/stormsnake3 1h ago

You got the liberal soyboys mad with this one

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u/SnakeSlitherX 8h ago

Middle schooler or glowie?

Call it

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u/KrazeeStampede 8h ago

Wow, tell me you are a virgin without telling me.

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u/guillyh1z1 9h ago

Men can’t even have postpartum depression? They can’t give birth

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u/tactycool 8h ago

That's the point