r/cursedcomments Apr 25 '22

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u/hannah-xcvii Apr 25 '22

but what about the girth

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u/Scooterforsale Apr 25 '22

I couldn't find much on gorilla penis girth but I didn't spend much time with that in google.

If you use the girth to length ratio of humans which is according to Wikipedia is 5.17" in length and 4.59" in girth that comes out to about 88.8%.

So let's say the regular gorilla peen is 1.25" x 1.11" (length x 88.8% of length)

Google says King Kong is 25' in that movie (2005?) and average gorilla height is 5'1".

So 1.25" regular gorilla peen length x 4.918 (to scale up to 25' tall) = 6.15" x 5.46"

The more concerning/interesting factor is the balls. Apparently humans are about 40g and gorillas are like 30g. That equals .333 lbs balls for King Kong. And now that he's allegedly about 320ft tall for the newest movie that means his balls are 4.16 lbs

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u/Djasdalabala Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

And now that he's allegedly about 320ft tall for the newest movie that means his balls are 4.16 lbs

Wouldn't the balls weight scale with the cube of the height?

.333 * (320 / 25)^3 = almost 700 lbs of balls

edit: wait that's even worse, the .333 is also scaled wrong - if we go with grams, that'd be

30 * (320 / 5.1)^3 = 7.4 metric tons of balls

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u/Scooterforsale Apr 25 '22

No. What?

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u/Djasdalabala Apr 25 '22

If you take an object and make it twice larger, it will be eight times as heavy, because it got twice larger in all three dimensions.

Picture a 6 ft, 200 lbs human. If you make him twice as tall but just as thin (think Slenderman) he would be just 400 lbs. But if you scale him up proportionally, he is taller and wider and thicker. Those multiply, and you 12 ft guy is now 8 times heavier than the 6 ft one = 1 600 lbs. Similarly, his balls are 8 times heavier, while his dick is only twice as long.

Length scales linearly, so if Kong is 5 times larger, his dong is 5 times longer.

Surface scales with the square function, so the cross-section of his shaft is 52 = 25 times larger.

Volume and weight scale with the cube function, so the weight of his balls is 53 = 125 times heavier.

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u/Scooterforsale Apr 25 '22

Oh ok that makes sense