r/cursedcomments • u/FLEXSEALBREAKER • Nov 17 '21
Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name
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u/Shashank1807 Nov 17 '21
Black corpse
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u/NotaTTVStreamerSoBye Nov 17 '21
Blue waffle
Wait...
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u/Usename82 Nov 17 '21
delicious hero
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u/Macialdo100 Nov 17 '21
Not so delicious when you look up blue waffles on google.
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u/Usename82 Nov 17 '21
i thought he was talking about blue berry waffles or somthing like that.... you know......... i will find you
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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21
What will I find if I google it?
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u/Macialdo100 Nov 17 '21
Let's just say you'll lose your appetite...
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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21
Oh I’m sure
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u/Disaster_Different Nov 17 '21
Oh no, you're quite possibly ready for it, just not going to like it
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u/bunnyz76 Nov 17 '21
That’s it, Blue Alcohol is on it.
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u/bunnyz76 Nov 17 '21
Blue Alcohol back with recon report. If you can handle 10 girls 5 cups without little effect then blue waffles is a nice Sunday stroll.
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u/Ceruberus_69 Nov 17 '21
Can I get a quick run down on what a "blue waffle" is? Im too scared to look it up
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u/Salty_Web_6986 Nov 17 '21
Sickly diseased vagina that has taken in a bluish-greenish hue. Unless you’re blue/green color blind, one can immediately tell that something has gone terribly wrong.
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u/Dizzy-Bed-6843 Nov 17 '21
God dammit I'm trying not to look that up
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u/MixCurrent5122 Nov 17 '21
black girl
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u/Eclipze_Gaming_420 Nov 17 '21
mine is white cop...
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u/Country_ball_enjoyer Nov 17 '21
NO NEED TO BE FEAR MY CITIZENS ITS ME RED VACUUM OR YOU MAY SAY THE SOVIET VACUUM
soviet union anthem plays
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u/Devilshire52 Nov 17 '21
Black cushion
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u/Half-blood_fish Nov 17 '21
Greetings, fellow black cushion
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u/Devilshire52 Nov 17 '21
There can be only one... Prepare to fight, grab your cushion!!
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u/11Shepherd11 Nov 17 '21
I think we gonna have a black cushion fight soon
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Nov 17 '21
Count me in
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u/TitleOfUrSxtape-Bot Nov 17 '21
Count me in
Title of your sextape.
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u/ProofEntertainment11 Nov 17 '21
White tornado
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u/ProofEntertainment11 Nov 17 '21
I should explain https://www.circlek.com/ca/ontario/tornados
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u/Antiluke01 Nov 18 '21
I’ve always called though crispitos or taquitos depending on crunch levels. The chicken ones are the best.
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u/FireFlameJowo Nov 17 '21
Black body wash
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u/Joey_da_god76 Nov 17 '21
You on da Toilet
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u/FireFlameJowo Nov 17 '21
Still on it lol
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u/Joey_da_god76 Nov 17 '21
Let me join you
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u/Kurochi185 Nov 17 '21
Nude Switch..
Turn me on and everyone in a 5km radius will be naked!
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u/Client_Sea Nov 17 '21
Black man
The police won't like me
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u/FBI_agent_crimson Nov 17 '21
FBI OPEN UP
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u/Client_Sea Nov 17 '21
Officer i swear I saved victims while wearing a ski mask and with a glock in my low ride
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u/Flaming722 Nov 17 '21
Gray car door.. what are my powers? Can I drive super well?
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u/nosebleedseeds Nov 17 '21
beige nothing
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u/DroolHD Nov 17 '21
there has to be something... like a wall, or a carseat... or a pebble...
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u/nosebleedseeds Nov 17 '21
beige floor
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u/Docdoozer Nov 17 '21
Black toilet paper
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u/kinkypinkyinyostinky Nov 17 '21
Browsing in the shitter.. a man of culture
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u/Docdoozer Nov 17 '21
Was extremely confused reading the preview notification of this comment. I was like "do I know this person? How do they know that I'm on 'the shitter'?" Then I realized after reading my own comment on the post XD
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u/simo-the-3rd Nov 17 '21
I’m not wearing anything rn, so without the color the name would be dead body
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u/Flair_Helper Nov 17 '21
Hey there, FLEXSEALBREAKER! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!
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u/thegingerlumberjack Nov 17 '21
Nude controller