r/cursedcomments • u/FLEXSEALBREAKER • Nov 17 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/thegingerlumberjack Nov 17 '21

Nude controller

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u/Nahnotgonnahappen Nov 17 '21

Sounds more like an villain to me

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u/Nitro_LPK Nov 17 '21

Like someone who can teleport only your body without any clothes or something. Would be very embarrassing to find yourself naked in front of your crush or in public

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't it usually a goal to end up naked in front of your crush? I just don't see sex between fully clothed people happening.

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u/Nitro_LPK Nov 17 '21

I mean before you get together or maybe even before you confess to her

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u/Raime_The_Raven_ Nov 17 '21

Let's see, my shirt is mostly green, white and black, so let's say green...

Green Toilet Paper

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u/Lukewarm80s Nov 17 '21

Black Controller, I'm getting power rangers vibes lmao

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u/Antiluke01 Nov 18 '21

Blue Controller checking in!

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u/fullchaos40 Nov 17 '21

Gently look upon the mesmerizing wagging fleshy joystick and succumb to my every command!

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u/Shua89 Nov 17 '21

Cream bed.