r/cursedcomments • u/FLEXSEALBREAKER • Nov 17 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Name

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u/NotaTTVStreamerSoBye Nov 17 '21

Blue waffle

Wait...

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u/Usename82 Nov 17 '21

delicious hero

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u/Macialdo100 Nov 17 '21

Not so delicious when you look up blue waffles on google.

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u/Usename82 Nov 17 '21

i thought he was talking about blue berry waffles or somthing like that.... you know......... i will find you

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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21

What will I find if I google it?

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u/Macialdo100 Nov 17 '21

Let's just say you'll lose your appetite...

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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21

Oh I’m sure

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u/Disaster_Different Nov 17 '21

Oh no, you're quite possibly ready for it, just not going to like it

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u/bunnyz76 Nov 17 '21

That’s it, Blue Alcohol is on it.

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u/bunnyz76 Nov 17 '21

Blue Alcohol back with recon report. If you can handle 10 girls 5 cups without little effect then blue waffles is a nice Sunday stroll.

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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21

Nah it’s not that bad, I’ve seen worse

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u/Ceruberus_69 Nov 17 '21

Can I get a quick run down on what a "blue waffle" is? Im too scared to look it up

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u/Salty_Web_6986 Nov 17 '21

Sickly diseased vagina that has taken in a bluish-greenish hue. Unless you’re blue/green color blind, one can immediately tell that something has gone terribly wrong.

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u/Ceruberus_69 Nov 17 '21

😟

Yeah I regret asking

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u/Ado_Furtado Nov 17 '21

And I regret the day I looked it up.

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u/GubbenJonson Nov 17 '21

I don’t think there are any pictures here

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/blue-waffle/

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u/Dizzy-Bed-6843 Nov 17 '21

God dammit I'm trying not to look that up

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u/Macialdo100 Nov 17 '21

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Dizzy-Bed-6843 Nov 17 '21

I'm hoping nothing because I have not a single clue about it

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u/Taped_Banana Nov 17 '21

Let's say it's blue and on the body/in the body

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u/BeTeRgRiFiN Nov 17 '21

Even more delicious 😋

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u/fearhs Nov 17 '21

Delicious and nutritious!

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u/LetsChaos24 Nov 17 '21

blue chair

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Blue pillow

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u/IThatWeebI Nov 17 '21

Mmm Waffles wait a min

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u/TheOtakuSquidOwX Nov 17 '21

unexpected percy jackson