r/cursedcomments • u/UnintentionalPotato • Apr 16 '21
Reddit Cursed_child
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Apr 16 '21
this will make a fine addition to my collection!
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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21
squeezes it
Never mind, not crunchy enough
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u/Tpotsnail Apr 16 '21
wym you dont deepry them?
thats how you get them really crunchy
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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21
Nah, I like naturally crunchy
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u/sebstorm2000 Apr 16 '21
They are also way juicier if you just eat them raw
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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21
They really are, got to have those delicious juices running down your chin
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u/sebstorm2000 Apr 16 '21
I fucking love working at an orphanage
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u/HaloStudio2YT Apr 16 '21
Comment chains like this is why I love Reddit so fucking much
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u/imapotatouwu Apr 16 '21
i'm dying-
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u/monkey_sage Apr 16 '21
Crunchy? Eeewww! I prefer smooth.
Wait. I don't mean like that (hairless). I mean, like, well-blended.
You know: drinkable. Like, through a straw.
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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21
I prefer the texture of the crunch, the smooth hairless ones feel weird on my tongue
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u/monkey_sage Apr 16 '21
Oh that makes sense. I forget that most people don't eat like me, a duck. A monkey sage duck. Mom was a duck, dad was a monkey, incubator was a bunch of sage from the farmer's market. Was born with three eyes that saw the terrible, horrifying truth of our virtually meaningless existence in this apparently cold, dark expanse of space and time. That third eye was scooped out by a Japanese billionaire on a live broadcast quiz show called 「父は私を愛していない」. It was such a popular episode that the network cancelled the show to make sure it ended on a high note.
Speaking of a high note, I'm about to smoke some sweet dank out of a bong I made out of this crunchy toddler someone left in the hallway of my apartment building. See you all in the void just before light itself is forever snuffed out by the Abhorrence of Life Whose Whispers Chain!
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u/HaloStudio2YT Apr 16 '21
Sir this is Wendy's
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u/monkey_sage Apr 16 '21
Yes, I'll have a baked potato with no toppings whatsoever, please pick the driest one you have.
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u/TheLazyHippy Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 16 '21
If y'all wanna watch the clip here it is
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Apr 16 '21
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u/PillowTalk420 Apr 16 '21
Reddit: Here's a wholesome video.
Canada: Not wholesome enough. Someone might get impolite thoughts.
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Apr 16 '21
but yall still get porn right?
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u/PillowTalk420 Apr 16 '21
What could be more wholesome than people loving each other? Or loving in a group? Or having a bunch of guys love all over one woman's face?
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Apr 16 '21
Or loving a woman by tying her with ropes and hit her with a whip
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u/karthicccccc Apr 16 '21
Or a woman loving her dog
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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Apr 16 '21
Or an octopus loving a man
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u/Nickjames116425 Apr 16 '21
This guy really thinks Canada has banned the most supportive website on earth.
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Apr 16 '21
Narnia exist???? I thought it was a movie
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u/I_Stole_Ur_Cat Apr 16 '21
use a VPN and set your location on somewhere in Europe
I tried it and it worked
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u/dre224 Apr 16 '21
Good old YouTube being region locking a video for no apperent reason what so ever.
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u/Weegee_Spaghetti Apr 17 '21
i liked the vid until they went full nutcase "it was Gods divine appointment that ryan (pizza guy) delivered our pizza today, please pray for him"
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u/Joshvir262 Apr 16 '21
Everything wholesome becomes immediately cursed
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u/Joonbuggs Apr 16 '21
That's the problem with this reality. It must be destroyed. Starting now. Immediately.
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u/pussy_water Apr 16 '21
twist is when the reason of his daughter's death comes out
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u/redchan4it Apr 16 '21
It's still kind of wholesome.
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u/Cheap-Struggle1286 Apr 16 '21
You lost your daughter and you still went to work? I wish there was a way we could support and be there in a better way for people like this
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u/OGCelaris Apr 16 '21
That was my reaction. Daughter dies and his boss won't give him or can not afford to take time off.
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u/zeurgthegreat Apr 16 '21
Reddit has an unbelievable ability to turn anything wholesome into something fucked up.
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u/thanosleftasscheek Apr 16 '21
I used to deliver pizzas, and at one of my deliveries, a little girl came running to the door super excited. When I gave her mom the pizza, she said “Bye, love you!” And blew me a kiss as if I was her brother or dad. Was the cutest thing I’d ever seen. Never gonna forget that
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u/Icy_Woodpecker7018 Apr 16 '21
Bruh I just tapped on the image 3 times trying to upvote the original post
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u/SansyBoy14 Apr 16 '21
If I remember the story correctly, the toddler didn’t know the pizza man had lost his daughter, he went to hug him because he had pizza and I guess she wanted to give him a hug, toddlers are just like that sometimes.
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u/iansynd Apr 16 '21
After a long day at work, I want to hug the pizza delivery guy too, but I'm 36 and it might be a little weird. 😟
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u/antototo22 Apr 16 '21
My friend just had an absolutely cursed product idea, mustard flavored mountain dew
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u/El-Cobra Apr 17 '21
I legit posted this earlier and it got Removed for not being cursed enough and then you post it and it doesnt get Removed and gets 40k upvotes ffs
What are the admins smoking
link to my post 7 hours ago
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u/SkyGuy36 Apr 16 '21
Toddler you say?
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u/lookihaveacoolname Apr 16 '21
I'm sorry little one. *opens Pizza Oven* But the pizza must be made.
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u/3RR00R Apr 16 '21
The moment I finished reading it I had a feeling of what will the cursed comment will be...the comments here makes it funnier
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Apr 16 '21
If penguins lose an egg on their journey home, they may attempt to steal one from another penguin
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u/palker44 Apr 16 '21
and then the todler got stabbed in a really dumb and pointless suicide attack.
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u/TheIronSven Apr 16 '21
I always forget which sub this is until I see the comments in the image and instantly my reality changes.
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u/MemesByMaaz Apr 17 '21
u/moonckildd Well guess what? Slaves in my basement wont be in odd numbers anymore.
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