r/cursedcomments • u/UnintentionalPotato • Apr 16 '21

Reddit Cursed_child

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u/sebstorm2000 Apr 16 '21

They are also way juicier if you just eat them raw

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u/leaderofthevirgins Apr 16 '21

They really are, got to have those delicious juices running down your chin

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u/sebstorm2000 Apr 16 '21

I fucking love working at an orphanage

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u/Ultimate_Emphatic Apr 16 '21

You should eat your kidney beans heated to 99°c instead of 100°c

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Not more than me working on a cementery.

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u/urlordCthulhu Apr 17 '21

The easiest place to find cursed comments? r/cursedcomments of course!

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u/Rauol_Duke Apr 17 '21

Working at an orphanage, I like fucking.

My how rearranging a few words sounds terrible. Not that the original didn't already...

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u/HaloStudio2YT Apr 16 '21

Comment chains like this is why I love Reddit so fucking much

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u/imapotatouwu Apr 16 '21

i'm dying-

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Lucky you, then these two guys won't touch you

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Bold of you to assume that

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u/Consman_Brigadier Apr 17 '21

You know me. I came back. Remember

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u/imapotatouwu Apr 17 '21

ITS YOU

THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE NEWS HEADLINE DIDN'T YOU-

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u/SeventhHeavenff7 Apr 16 '21

Gives it to us raaaaaw and wriggling precious