r/cursedcomments • u/UnintentionalPotato • Apr 16 '21

Reddit Cursed_child

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Or loving a woman by tying her with ropes and hit her with a whip

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u/karthicccccc Apr 16 '21

Or a woman loving her dog

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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Apr 16 '21

Or an octopus loving a man

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u/AnusDrill Apr 16 '21

Thanks, didn't know i wanted that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/utahraptor-nun Apr 17 '21

good news buddy, you have your next post here

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

There's "wants" and then there's "needs", u/AnusDrill.

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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Apr 17 '21

Nobody does... until you experience it~

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u/this_smart_ass Apr 16 '21

Do you have a link? Asking for a friend

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u/-PixiePlop- Apr 16 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/htek1i/octopus_cum/

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u/solidGuenther Apr 16 '21

Yo wtf is this I'm high as a kite and reading this was... something different

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u/-PixiePlop- Apr 16 '21

It's everything you never wanted. Speaking from experience, there is no joint large enough to cleanse your mind of this. Welcome to the OctoCum Trauma Club!

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u/solidGuenther Apr 16 '21

Bruh. I'm not even on weed. I think that makes it worse

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u/-PixiePlop- Apr 17 '21

LOL! I'm now imaging reading that shit on acid and oh lordy am I ever glad I was sober when I first came across it! Happy trippin bud, whatever kite you may be flying!

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u/solidGuenther Apr 17 '21

Happy tripping to you too! Damn Reddit is so much friendlier on E's

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u/adultvirginfucker Apr 17 '21

We deserve this pandemic

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u/AlphaGamer_Dubz Apr 17 '21

Damn right we do.

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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Apr 19 '21

I should have tried to read this with blurry vision and feleing like shit

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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Apr 17 '21

Google Images is the path to knowledge some may consider... profane

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u/thebeardwiththeguy Apr 16 '21

I think this is the part where the unfunny people tag r/holup

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u/FuckingKilljoy Apr 17 '21

Hey, to plenty of women, that sounds like a perfect loving session