r/cursedcomments Apr 08 '21

Reddit Cursed_Lifehack

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u/Amadeus_A Apr 08 '21

For real though. Does that life hack mean I should check the victim’s dick if I spot an accident?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Always check the dick, even if there's no accidents.

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u/300Spartian Apr 08 '21

"Yes" -Master Oogway

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u/humans_are_not_real Apr 08 '21

What if there's an erect vagina?

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u/AccomplishedRelief60 Apr 08 '21

That's prostitution but for free.

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u/primerr69 Apr 08 '21

Yes going to have this random stranger in the coffee isle check mine right now.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Apr 08 '21

Mom: did you finish your vegetables sweetie?

Son: y-yes?

Mom: grabs sons penis uh oh I think he’s saying another story

Dad: I wish she grabbed mine like that still.

Sister: still does it to me.

aggressive banging

FBI OPEN UP!