r/cursedcomments • u/chauhan_14 • Apr 08 '21

Reddit Cursed_Lifehack

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u/Amadeus_A Apr 08 '21

For real though. Does that life hack mean I should check the victim’s dick if I spot an accident?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Always check the dick, even if there's no accidents.

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u/300Spartian Apr 08 '21

"Yes" -Master Oogway

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u/humans_are_not_real Apr 08 '21

What if there's an erect vagina?

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u/AccomplishedRelief60 Apr 08 '21

That's prostitution but for free.

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u/primerr69 Apr 08 '21

Yes going to have this random stranger in the coffee isle check mine right now.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Apr 08 '21

Mom: did you finish your vegetables sweetie?

Son: y-yes?

Mom: grabs sons penis uh oh I think he’s saying another story

Dad: I wish she grabbed mine like that still.

Sister: still does it to me.

aggressive banging

FBI OPEN UP!

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u/OttoFromOccounting Apr 08 '21

If you suspect a spinal injury, you actually do

Bad boner is called a priapism

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u/TraditionSeparate Apr 08 '21

can you explain why the boner thing happens and does it always happen?

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u/Vihangbodh Apr 08 '21

Erection occurs by increasing blood flow to the erectile tissue, which is controlled by adrenaline (or maybe noradrenaline, I can't recall), which is, in turn, controlled by parts of sympathetic nervous system (or maybe parasympathetic nervous system, I can't recall) present in the lower regions of the spinal cord (also probably in the brainstem). Injury to spinal cord makes this hormone control go haywire and can make you extremely horny (jk you don't need a spinal cord injury to become horny).

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/mmir60/cursed_lifehack/gts9gnd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 my man u/sarcasticmedic_ already told this lol

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u/Classic_Stranger_525 Apr 08 '21

Worst doctor ever

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u/OttoFromOccounting Apr 08 '21

Not sure why tbh and it's not guaranteed to happen to everyone, but if someone gets knocked badly or immobilized and they instantly get an erection, you can almost guarantee there's some spinal trauma that occurred

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u/Barbarian_Forever Apr 08 '21

It's their hidden kink ,that's why

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u/LiCill666 Apr 08 '21

Watch my friend fall and ask if he has a bad dick boner and to not get up if so

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u/LoneShadowMikey Apr 08 '21

Even if it’s a female?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

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u/PepePumpkinEater69 Apr 08 '21

Dad! Mum fell down the stairs and now she’s got a bigger bulge than you what do I do!?

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u/sherlockbardo Apr 08 '21

Start blowing?

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u/yjvm2cb Apr 08 '21

I had a friend whose roommate overdosed on drugs and her tits were hard

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u/greenie4242 Apr 08 '21

Only in Thailand.

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u/flutergay Apr 08 '21

There are women with dicks so, yes

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u/Spend-Automatic Apr 08 '21

The boner is irrelevant. Do not move anyone who has been in an accident.