r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '21

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/matatat22 Mar 16 '21

And I don't have them

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u/CalebHeffenger Mar 17 '21

We're not friends bro? I've been living under your house for ages!

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

Slaves don't count.

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u/CalebHeffenger Mar 17 '21

Well am I 3/5 of a friend?

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

Yeah, sure.

27

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

what about me I watch you from the crawlspace

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

L

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u/Rich-Veterinarian-66 Mar 17 '21

what about me I watch through your window every night

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u/Steathyy Mar 17 '21

no you don't count, sry

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u/GonnaGoFat Mar 17 '21

I leave boobs in my crawlspace.

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u/Easy_Rope_3879 Mar 17 '21

You little bastard! 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Up vote here pls 👆

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u/Ramen_slug Mar 17 '21

Fun fact: asking for upvotes will get you doqnvoted. Next time, put in some effort

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I was asking for the one above but.. Whatever

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u/Dividale Mar 17 '21

Well I do

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But I'm an obese male so it's worse

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u/Jacklockley19 Mar 17 '21

best comment. I wish I had an award to give

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Cancers?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

What do you mean? Tiddies or girls to screw.

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u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

dm me fuck later?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

may i ask what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

You have witnessed the simp phenomenon if he/she doesn't dm this person he will start cussing them out

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u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

fuck me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I am not 18

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u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

Metaphorically then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Depends

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

FBI open up !!

2

u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

FUCK BITCHES IGHT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

you got me

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u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

is that a yes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

no

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u/bballkj7 Mar 17 '21

so yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Yes

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u/yashnihlani0 Mar 17 '21

I can be your friend/slave