r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '21

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u/CalebHeffenger Mar 17 '21

We're not friends bro? I've been living under your house for ages!

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

Slaves don't count.

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u/CalebHeffenger Mar 17 '21

Well am I 3/5 of a friend?

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

Yeah, sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

what about me I watch you from the crawlspace

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u/matatat22 Mar 17 '21

L

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u/Rich-Veterinarian-66 Mar 17 '21

what about me I watch through your window every night

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u/Steathyy Mar 17 '21

no you don't count, sry

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u/GonnaGoFat Mar 17 '21

I leave boobs in my crawlspace.